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she is neither hot nor slutty

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>you will never have slutty palin sisters

>>35516594
wtf at dad

>get a job
>earn money
>join a sport club or something
>make friends
>go do fun stuff with friends
>repeat until no suffering

All of this is fueled by confidence and this is where alcohol intervene

> Try to fix your sleep schedule by getting up an hour earlier each day
> Use PC less
> Go walk through a forest or by a river or something
> In fact just go walk anywhere even if you're alone, it really helps
I used to do the same shit when I was unemployed. Playing vidya and using PC in general wasn't even fun anymore it just made me feel numb. Now I only play vidya a few times a week and I try to go on hikes and walks instead. Try finding some kind of hiking club or something, you'll make friends there. I just go alone most of the time but it's nice to socialise.

An airtight plastic bag.
Something to tighten it.
A helium tank.

>>35516539
I don't but it sounds interesting, good luck on your search frogfriend

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>>35516568
Thank you sir
Oreganoe

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whats the name of this frog i have so much pictures of him saved yet i dont know who he is

get some head

>>35516454
Ask it if it needed a place to stay.

Call the popo and give them a heads up somebody got murdered

>>35516410
What are you trying to say? I don't get it.

Have you ever considered that the reason you can't get a gf is because you compare vaginas to outdated game machines?

tilt me

Nah, dude. If you a beta white male you will get only ugly ones.

>>35516367
An ugly one is more than I get now. I'd be fine with that.

I was teaching German to Chinese qts in England. There was a session about stereotypes Germans have about Chinese and vice versa. One of them that had been very talkative towards me before adds "very sexy" to the list while eye-fucking me. At least those in that classroom seemed to have a white guy crush, so good luck OP

>>35516329
I'm not very good at greentext obviously

>>35516329

I'll take things that never happened for 500, Alex.

Origami

>>35516329
Technically yes
Happens all the time especially in the middle east and Africa. It's rare for smart people to do

Is he? I don't listen to rap or anything even closely related to it. I cannot relate to it.

>>35516227

Hes a nigger and I hope he dies

idk his early back from the dead era music is good to listen to and not think about anything and just chimp out i guess

Oh man, its bad realy bad

>>35516209
You look like you can pull being bald off from that angle.

>>35516209

You're a little worse but I'm not too far off.

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>Woke up from THAT dream again
Please take me back

>tfw always crashing my car or having my teeth fall out

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>woke up 3 times from a consecutive ongoing nightmare
i don't want a gf anymore

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>tfw no super male vitality serum to give you infinite health and charisma

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>>35516189
dying soon is actually comforting to me

less suffering

who want to live to be 110 and have to use diapers again and not be able to do anything

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>tfw I could feasibly live in three different centuries

Dear OP,
You suck. Like a ton. You suck so many dicks that all the roasties in the world will go hungry thanks to you. I hope you're proud of yourself you massive faggot.
Sincerely,
A

Dear A,

I can't tell you how much you've meant to me over these past two years. We're not together anymore but I'll always see you as someone with so much integrity and someone who has bettered my life. I wish you the best and I sincerely wish that you find someone perfect for you. I know I wasn't that person, and sometimes I still get sad that I'm not. I guess some things just arent meant to be, right?

You have taken from me everything and left me with nothing.

And yet you keep taking.

Holy fuck that's fucking hot. My fetish is always pretending to be a virgin high school freshman and having the busty big titted most slutty senior girl take my virginity while showing me the way

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>>35516157
Posting some gentlemanly content

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Saw this comment a while ago and It was pretty cringy so there

>>35516134
Have I thought about axing that frog's eyes out with an icepick? Yes, yes I have.

I hate that frog in particular. I'm not sure why I do, but I do, all I know is that the frog isn't worth existing anymore.

To answer your original question, OP:
I don't know, in a society where it is normal to constantly take pictures of yourself, whore yourself, and try to collect "followers" to your "Cause" (media page), I would think that it does promote narcissism, in both women and in men.

vanity and ignorance maybe
actual narcissism? no.

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>>35516170
he is unsettling. since this is a weird thoughts thread and you are an articulate individual, why is he unsettling? Do you believe humans dislike seeing things that remind them of themselves, consciously or subconsciously?

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>>35516124
A high content comment

Sure, there's cosmetic surgery for anything

no, it's impossible y
you can only pin them back, but not reduce their size