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I have an older mommy gf ask me anything

Her pussy tastes so clean and delicious
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>>35518460
post her tits
Does she educate you into a proper member of societey?
Is she religious? Do you go to church together?
Does she cook good, and do you never go hungry to sleep again?
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>>35518460
Get the fuck out, tripfag normie

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(for some reason my thread got deleted on the /pol/ shithole, reposting this quick,gotta head to class now)

Holy shit, i was at 3 girls from my dental school promo 2 weeks ago,i even made a thread about it now now i'm at 4! It's such a fucking amazing feeling

First,you ace your exams, then another sheltered girl starts falling for you,fucking love that. It's about to create drama but i don't care

There's many sheltered girls in my dental school promo and for fuck sake, i had sex with 4 them already and the first year isn't even over yet.

I have a thing for white girls that never dated outside their race or never had sex with someone outside their race. It is FUCKING HOT to be their first black guy.

I'm more interested in unconquered territory than conquered ones. When a girl is super sheltered ( only has a white social circle and comes from some white only lame place) i really want to make her my whore (i have no interest in dating sheltered girls to be honest,lame as fuck)

I'm more interested in sheltered white girls than white girls with a multicultural social circle (only for sex, not for dating obviously)

Is it because of jews and interracial porn? It doesn't make sense tho. When i know that i'm her first black guy,it gets me diamond hard

I mean sure,you guy can get black whores and make them your sex slave or whatever overcompensating fetish you're into,that isn't special. Have you ever been the first white guy of daddy's sheltered smart little girl and daddy doesn't expect her to have sex with a white guy? This is the hottest shit

I think i'll stop at 4 this year.
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>>35518442
nice, how'd you do it?
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>>35518726
How? I'm a super social guy. I talk to them in class, easily make them laugh. See them at parties (Every health science program has plenty of socializing parties after evaluatioms, med,pham,opto,dental) . Gradually get closer and closer to them (not in a friend way), i make sure to be physical but i don't go 100% physical from the start or it's creepy

Honestly,it's hard to explain but..i'm just being myself and they are the ones i target.

Honestly,assuming you're also a minority in my situation. Make sure to dedicate yourself to your success and happiness, ace your exams and everything but don't just focus on school, learn to enjoy life as a whole. Take classes of various things, go look for your natural talents and develop them, always seek to learn new skills,socialize with people.

If you're targetting a girl, don't make her your priority at all. Show her just enough interest. Honestly there's no guideline to do it, you're just being yourself

Eventually you'll go from making them laugh to legit flirting with them, then you'll go on a date or 2..i had to go on 3 for the 2nd girl. Then you're in! You're their first minority

It's easier when they are in your promo because you will often see them at parties and social event organized by members of your promotion

Live life and enjoy it to the fullest man! Won't be able to reply soon, no way in hell i'll connect on 4chan while using my uni's wifi.Class starts soon I'm currently using free wifi from a public place
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Which one handled the dick the best?

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>mfw im truly insignificant in the real sense of things and no one depends on me for anything
>mfw everything else is an irrelevant figment of someone elses fiction/perception

bland feels
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That's how I felt when JonTron retired from VGCW. Best worker in the industry. Regular 5* matches.
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>>35518438
Nah, each and every portion of existence is equally important, as without any one piece, reality wouldn't be whole.

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Good morning robots, I made a dating profile last week. So far the only women interested in me are ham queens. Im not fat, but Ive been a kissless virgin my whole life. Should I start fucking fatties?
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>>35518385
You could probably give it a whirl, it'd boost your confidence surely.
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>>35518385

Don't expect this to ever change. Online dating for average guys is exclusively being matched up with ham beasts. This is an undisputed fact.
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Do it son, you'll love it!

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Americucks actually buy this
This is their extent of cooking
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>>35518380

>Americans ACTUALLY carry pistols to the supermarket
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Eurocucks chop their vegetsables themselves
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>340g
thats like 3 onions for $1.50 what the fuck

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I want sex with these 2 exact girls, how can I do that?
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>>35518273

I got a message from the FBI, here it comes.
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>>35518285
Blz fbi im a good boi i didin du nuffin.
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I saw this pic years ago, they probably aren't as cute and have children/stretchmarks now.

Fembots, would you do porn IF you knew for a fact that nobody would ever find out you'd done it?

Assume by porn I mean hardcore porn, gangbangs with blacks etc.
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>>35518250
>gangbangs with blacks
Gross.
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>>35518250
dedsgdshdshsdhsd


SAGE
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>tfw this is my fetish but have a reputation to uphold
Y E S

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>he lists his computer specs in his Steam profile
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>>35518214
>he insists on getting every achievement for his games
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> he spends money on weapon skins but sucks at the game
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>>35518214
>he has 2000+ on a valve game

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tfw no asian gf (male), is there truly a purpose to this life?
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I hate it when gooklets cosplay as characters that obviously is white

Dumb rice eater rooooooooo
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>>35518199
I wish I was as cute as boxbox

Hey there
22
brown
newfag
femanon
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>newfag

obviously
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hey there, oregano
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>>35518163
Get
The
Fuck
Out
Senpai
Ba
Lam

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>Mom solved the poop penetration paradox

It's over lads, what do i do?
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>>35518141
>Mom found the dong distributing unit

Oh shit boiis
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>>35518141
what the flying fuck is a "poop penetration paradox" anon?
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>>35518479
>he doesn't have a poop penetration paradox

I think you are on the wrong board anon

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>Tfw your 14 year old brother has had more dates/gfs than you
>I'm 20 btw

Anyone else know this feel?
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ya same situation but im gay and only attracted to really fat bear guys so i dont really care desuuuuuu but sry bro that sucks
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you should be happy for your brother and parents. at least they can sleep easy knowing one of their sons isnt a little faggot
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>>35518109
i lost my v-card at 21 lil nigga

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https://qz.com/857156/uganda-is-worried-about-the-number-of-chinese-men-marrying-their-women/
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They should be grateful that their childrens IQs are being boosted by like 30 points by our superior genes tbqh
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Should be "riced" tibby honest, that's what they do to cars too
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>>35518127
>>35518186
kekking very originally

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Headline Still Relevant Edition
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xth for traps and cute boy cock
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kill me please
i'm done
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Friendly reminder that /britpol/ exists and this is not it.

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>start hittting of ugly girls
>they have nothing going for themselves except have a career
>mooch off them
>profit
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>>35518082
>get fatty uggo
>improve hEr
>she relies she can do better
>leaves you

Aah good times
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>>35518176
>gaslight her into thinking she can't go better
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>>35518082
It's like you think ugly girls who actually have career goals want me or something.

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