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Can women please cover their chest, i feel my energy drained after work for having to fight the urge to stare at my co-workers cleavage, it would be fine if i could freely rest my eyes on them, but having to talk to her and so on, it makes me anxious and tired to have to force myself to stare her into eyes or stare at wall or something, it's not even funny anymore. Also the embarrassment seeing her fix her shirt because i think she sometimes sees me stare at them for like a half a second, but still she keeps just wearing releaving clothes
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They wear them for Chad, creepy beta aspies aren't allowed to look. How dare you try and tell a woman how to dress, it's 2017 she can go topless in public if she wanted.
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omg wtf is wrong with you, you can't just stare at their tits, they clearly don't use that shirts for you to look at
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>>35519120
Couple of times she wore like women's sweatshirt and it was so easy to be at work and work together and talk to her and so on, but most days i feel awkward in lunch break just staring at my coffee mug like some shy loser, but it's all because it's so hard to sit and talk with half of her bare breasts hanging on the table, what if i had just loose boxers on and my dick swinging here and there, i'm pretty sure they would notice and stare at the elephant in the room

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Just got my paycheck what should I buy with this money?
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buy a toilet
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buy yourself a job that pays more than $220
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give it back, jamal.
oregano

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The poor are being tricked by the wealthy and the naive wannabe wealthy. Do not lust for wealth. Immediately stop buying things you don't need. Ignore the shaming and ego-boosting tactics. They are designed to appeal to your sense of embarrassment and pride, respectively. Eat rice and beans. Save your money. Do not allow yourself to be shamed for being or appearing poor, and never spend money you don't have to try and combat that. Fuck all those people, and live modestly.
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>>35518902
first time watching fight club?

implying the only food in my house isnt bread and cheese
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>>35518951
Just really tired of watching everyone piss everything away because they're being tricked emotionally by people and organizations who don't care about them. I want people to be better and smarter than that.
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then how in the fuck do i get a gf OP im 5'6 at 26 i have to do that shit or women won't want me

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>that one kid who keeps posting tomoko shit
>that one kid who keeps posing ">tfw no bf" with some smug anime girl
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>that 5'6 kid with the "5'10 gf who loves his 5 incher"
>or something along those lines

not saying I disbelieve you but you bring it up in every thread, kid
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>That kid who wore a foxtail at school
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>>35519505
I know sometimes this is posted jokingly, but in my HS and college we actually had people unironically do this.

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Is a suicide cult illegal? I want one too now after seeing all the shit go down here
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>>35518870

Illegal? Not in the US. Freedom to assemble peaceably.
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>>35518870
How do you plan going about creating your cult
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>>35519024
Gather people from online communities, then slowly change the cult into a suicide one.

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My life rotted.

And now I'm in an endless fight with my family.

I wanted to make it right, somehow, but the best I'll be able to do is disappear.

It'll be one good son, one good daughter, one good mother, one good father.

Love,
Max
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Where are you disappearing to
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>>35519161
the big black bubble on top of which all the souls rest until they go back home
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>>35518850
it doesnt have to be like that

just apologize

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>Tfw no lain post
[Spoiler]original original [/spoiler]
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I dropped this because I found it extremely boring. once I found out the gimmick, ie lain is God, it ceased to be interesting in the slightest.
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i miss tsuki and his lainposts :(
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lain will live on

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ITT only post if even your mommy hates you

>4th child out of 6
>received hands-me-down clothes from my siblings because im a manlet
>my birthday is 3 days before the youngest, so we celebrate our birthdays "together" on his birthday
>everyone received a car at 18 except me
>"anon you dont need a car because you dont have a gf to drive it around with"
>just learned today im the only one that buys his phones with his own money
>mfw typing this on my PC I saved money for 5 years, while my little brother is on his 2nd laptop this year
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>>35518815
I know this feel anon, at least we are self sufficient r-right?
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Fuck them and join ISIS
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>>35518815
>my little brother is on his 2nd laptop this year
What is it with kids these days destroying expensive items?

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*blocks your path*
HEH, you thought you got rid of me huh? you're good....but I'm BETTER. I'll drag you to hell!!
*unsheathes the Blade of 1000 Suns*
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Turn 360 degrees and run with my arms behind me away
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>>35518783
hs your autistic
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>shitty garden backyard
>tacky autustic shoes

this cosplay is almost good

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EVEN THE FUCKING GUY WHO YOU THOUGHT WAS MORE OF A ROBOT THAN YOU HAS A GF

WE ARE LIVING IN HELL, ITS THE ONLY EXPLANATION
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>>35518767
>hehh, you know anon im a robot too just as you
>i have hard time to speak to others and behave in social situations like you
>soo you later, i have to fuck these tinder bitches
>maaan i had to drive 30km just for dat pussy
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>>35518767
I learnt not to trust normies. When they have a really bad day they havei it miles better than you will on your best day of your life.

>you have 300k+ gamerscore on xbox (way above no life tier)
>literally play all day every day when not in school or later, in job
>no friends, hobbies or activities IRL
>never held a girls hand
>you got to know a guy who has 700k+
>he has a respectable high income job
>he has a wife
>he has children
>he has normal hobbies and he is good in them
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>>35518944
>tfw 0 aptitude

I feel the exact same way bro.

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Middle of the week edition

What are you:
> playing?
> eating?
> studying?
> going to do tomorrow?

/aus/bot discord: https://discord.gg/KfTM5XC
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p-please respond to the thread guys I put a lot of effort into writing it
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>>35518791
Friend,I will,but this is r9k you shouldn't expect an instant reply
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rokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokkookokkokkookokokokokokokokokkookko

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Why do black men hate black women?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HITuH3cnLsU
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>>35518704
Pink pussy is top notch.
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>>35518704
he is 100% right about black women
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>>35518704

At least he's not with a black tranny this time

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>snowstorm
>literally prime comfy winter level
>job building closed
>still expected to work from home and check in hourly with a report of what i've done
>just want to go back to sleep and listen to the wind blow/snow fall

kill me
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>>35518644
Text your boss that you just had a power outage.
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>>35518729
can't we hae a broadcast tomorrow that if I don't support today will fail.
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>>35518729
hows he gonna do that if there's no power
checkmate

>Two years ago
>Quit facebook
>"Friends" tell me to get back on
>Refuse, since I gave them my phone number, email, Skype, and Steam username
>They use Steam to talk to me via text any way
>They stop inviting me to parties and other get-togethers
>Stop talking to me on a Mumble server we used to use
>Last time I was on there, all conversation ceased when I logged on
>Admin awkwardly mutters something inaudible at me
>Can hear familiar voices in the background
>Every few seconds I get a burst of audio
>Surmise that they are having a LAN party and the in-game keybinds are the same as the push-to-speak button in Mumble
>Over three of these bursts close together I hear the following:
>>...shutup!
>>...is in...
>>...he can hear...
>Log out
>Never log on again

How did you find out that you have no friends?
Pic unrelated.
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wow anon... that could been hard for you to hear but at least you know now.
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How did I find out? Pretty easy the only people that text me are family and I go days without speaking to another human

I used to have friends though. That was a nice time
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Last time I saw a friend in person was 10 years ago

So yeah it's been pretty obvious

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>I'm doing what a neet does but getting paid

Post MRW
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>>35518539
How are you getting paid? What is your job?
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>>35519236
>What is your job?

Sucking cock
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>>35519236
>the wagecuck thinks it needs to work to be paid

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