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>literal loser joins my discord
>ask who he is
>starts to beat around the bush and sperg out
>ban him
talk about some of the autists on discord you've met

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>Be me take the city bus every morning.
>I sit 2 seats from the back.
>Qt girl gets on before me and sits at the back directly behind me.
>At first ignore her, but after a while she smiles at me and I just smile back.
>Stops there I sit in my seat and put my headphones on.
>Smiling continues for a while, until one day I feel something grab my hoodie.
>She says it was tangled and it was annoying her.
>I say thanks and put my headphones back on.
>We usually go different directions when we get off the bus but this time she walks right beside me for a few seconds before going back to her usual place.
>Tfw continued smiling at her every morning.
>Tfw never got the balls to talk to her.
>Tfw she stopped going on the bus.

What are some stories that make you cringe annons?

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Why does this woman look so fucking smug?

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What's a good meal plan for jelqing gains?

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Join /Chill-Tavern/. Comfy vibes and an overall chill place to be. Newfriends are always welcome.
https://discord.gg/FAZMbSw
See you there

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Do girls really feel up each others tits like they do in my Japanese anime?

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>be me
>fail suicide 3 times
>spend 3 months in psychiatric asylum and in private psychiatric hospital
> get better, get out
> take antidepressants and antipsychotics everyday
> still want to kill myself but can't because it will affect my sister, my mother and my caring girlfriend
What do ?

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wtf why does this happen???????

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i don't want to work anymore

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What should I eat at mcdonalds tonight? I cant choose. I love everything

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>decide last night that I need to fap less
>been awake for an hour and already jerked off twice

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>be a depressed retard
>finally agree to go for a few days of group therapy in an attempt to salvage the rest of my miserable life
>meet people who don't judge you, who have their own problems, everyone is trying to help the others
>heavenisaplaceonearth.jpg
>realize that if I stop my negative thoughts, life becomes enjoyable
>others see me as a likeable, positive,handsome (lol) guy

So, that's the first part of my testimony. If you have just a little bit of strenght to try something like it, I promise you could stop being a sad loser.

Now, for the second part:

>at the therapy
>people from all over the country (about 15 people in total)
>a beautiful girls appears
>lives just an hour away, is just a year younger than me
>whataretheodds.png
>I like her, she seems to like me
>looks like we have similar issues
>could this be the one?
>we both decide to meet when we get back home
>few days pass, try to invite her to an event in her city
>she wanted to go, but had to visit her parents who live a few hour away for the weekend
>it's fine, I got other ideas
>text her saying to call me if she is interested
>no answer for a few days

I guess that's how it ends. Although it's just infatuation, I would really like to see her again. I don't think I could talk to any other girl about my problems, but with her, it's all out in the open right from the start...

Should I try calling her or not? I just hope she's fine...

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>Just got back from an appointment with a psychologist
>he told me last week that he would be administering a psychological test
>assumed this would be a series of questions
>instead he had me copy some shapes from a pad
>then he had me try to draw as many of the shapes from memory as possible
>then he had me draw a series of pictures, including a person, a house, etc.
>all the while he was checking his voicemail in between giving me new things to draw
And only $200 for the privilege. Seriously fuck psychologists, how in the hell is this supposed to tell him anything about me or my problems? What a bunch of bullshit.

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What kind of powers do you think she had?

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Anyone ever have sex with a homeless person?