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i think i am maybe going to become a normie should i stop it and stay a autistic robot or finaly start to enjoy life?
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>>35524586
if you have to ask this question, i'd say you have no hope for becoming a normie, so just kill yourself so you don't have to suffer through a life of autistic robotics.
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>>35524586
live by virtues and do what you love.
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>>35524586
Be both, be the bridge between normie and autist.
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if you had only 2 weeks left to live, is there anything special you would want to do?
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Blow my savings on vodka and cocaine maybe travel somewhere
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I am unable to do something special so spontaneously. If I was able to do cool things I wouldn't be depressed. I wouldn't be working 2 jobs saving up money if I was able to do something special.
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>>35524645
what are you saving for man
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>look over resume's
>see someone of interest
>google that person's name
>they have no social media presence
>put their resume in a paper shredder
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>someone wants a job at McDonalds
>they have no work experience
>they never done any internships
>they never done community service
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>>35524556
>>they have no social media presence
>>put their resume in a paper shredder
and people wonder why everyone has such a low opinion of HR drones
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>someone's references are obviously their highschool friends who are lying about how great that someone is
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sHouLd I gO tO dAh liBrArY? 2017-03-14 08:01:04 Post No.35524547
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sHouLd I gO tO dAh liBrArY?
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pros:
- maybe i'll focus more
- less inclined to be distracted
- love the lighting
- i can kinda multitask and do other things that need to be done but i can't do squats in the library or run errands
- i'll be better at socializing since i actually respond quicker to my texts when i'm at the library than when at home? so im less passive about media
cons:
- have to worry about safety of items since trust no bitch
- have to leave my spot if i'm hungry or thirsty (like every single second tbqh)
- cafe's can be too loud and i'll be more likely to mess around there
- not as clean or kawaii as my room, but still a nice ambience
- people always have to come to my table when there are like 100000 other empty tables (literally) and i need to be looking at some top secret files, not safe for work at all, plus a lot of very secret deep things
WHAT DO I DOOOOO SHOULD I GO? I THINK I WILL KILKOILKLOLOL BUT WHAT SHOULD ID O ;_; SHOULD I GO TO A CAFE OR LIKE OMG WHAT DKLJFLDSKK
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wait sorry i totally mixed up my list
- i can kinda multitask and do other things that need to be done but i can't do squats in the library or run errands (this is a pro for NOT THE LIBRARY AND STAYING HOME) !!!!!!!!
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pros:
- i cant be horny and can't really readl ewds?L
at the library
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wait nvm actually i do squats everywhere. okay library it is lmao!
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>ywn be a ww1 fighter pilot and face the red baron in a dogfight
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>>35524504
>You will never be a WWII Soviet tankist in 1943, and drive Germans off your land in a T-34.
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>ywn take part in the Normandy invasion and be killed within 15 seconds of landing on the beach
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>>35524504
I spend month thinking about ww1. It was just a terrible war as every war. You need a goal not a war. And I know it's hard to find one today yet keep going. Me I keep shitpisting and I feel happy about it sometimes.
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Is there something like pic related to forget about a girl? EASYWAY to stop obsessing over someone?
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>>35524494
Check out 2knowmyself.com I think they might have articles regarding that
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>>35524494
I can't say it was easy, but I moved on from my one-itis from twisting my feelings into hatred.
I'm still not over her, but I never want to see her again.
As for actually getting over someone, the only way I know is to find someone new to obsess over.
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Am I the only one here, that given a choice, and if physically possible, I'd just live on my computer?
I literally see nothing interesting or of value in this world.
This world is below shit-tier, and if anything, I'd be happier if a bloody apocalypse happened.
There is nothing worth having in this world, and that's a fact.
Humanity is futile.
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>>35524415
I just want to be lazy.
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>nice trevor wojak
I agree, there is nothing worth doing except for sitting in front of the computer.
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I keep promising myself that I'll spend less time online and on the computer but each time I try living offline I get extremely bored and give up
What is the point of an existence like this? Why isn't life amazing?
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>ywn know what it feels like to have a childhood friend
>ywn go to his house every day after school
>ywn play video games with him and trade pokemon cards
>ywn go on an adventure out in the woods with him and see what you can find
>ywn laugh at eachother's stupid jokes like it's the funniest thing in the world
>ywn just sit outside staring at the stars talking to eachother about what we want to be when we grow up, what it'll be like to live on our own, if we'll really be best friends forever
it hurts so much
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>>35524404
this is the kind of thread that this shitty dead board needs
bumped indefinatley
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>>35524404
And now I barely speak to my childhood and only friend. What a piece of shit I am
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>>35525108
at least you can be glad that you experienced it at all. you can still try to talk to him more if you want.
some of us aren't so lucky, and it's not something you can just go back and get once it's too late.
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Is there any forum or board of people who is interested in or have experience of incest? I want to fuck my mom but I have no idea where to go
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>>35469324
I believe this is what you're looking for
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>>35524391
Google spacefucker
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There's a decent reddit for it. Sort of similar situation.
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A year or so ago, I decided I will either live or die. Once and for all. I told my mom to drive me to the spot we always drive to, on a cliff next to the sea. I thought to myself "when I'm there, I'll know". So we did. I looked at the drop and thought "no, I don't want to die". Haven't had any suicidal thoughts since.
I had a similar experience about my life today and how I want it to go. I'm morbidly obese. 171 cm/170 kg. 5'7"/375 lbs. I have decided no, this is not for me. Similarly to that day, I don't want to die of a heart attack before I'm 40. I need to lose weight, around 100 kg, 220 lbs. So here's what I think. I'll give myself 2 years. 50 kg/110 lbs a year. Then loose skin surgery. I had gyno when I was a teen at normal weight, so if I lose the weight and they're still there, hell, I'll just chop them off too. If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right. As for my mind, I'll start psychoanalysis as recommended by my doc to see if that helps. Once the weight is gone I'll think about the other problems. My doctor said that THE problem that needs to be solved first is the weight.
What do you think?
Sounds good?
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>>35524354
Sounds good, OP. Losing weight is pretty difficult, but definitely possible and worth it
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Go for it anon i myself am 360lbs and am starting down the same path good luck
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i'm certain if you lose weight, regardless of how much, you'll feel better. It's hard to do and it's a long process that may require changes in your life that you have to live with for a while, but it will pay off in the end
Nice pepe btw, saving that shit
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"Eeeeeeh!?! He's getting all hard just from us stepping on his tiny dick!"
"........gross"
"Hehe, what would your friends think if I sent them this picture of you getting turned on just by our feet!"
"......he's cumming"
"Eeew your actually going to spurt your disgusting load just from being stepped on? Hah!? He actually came!? Thats totally gross."
"......it smells"
"See you next time anon! And remember, no masturbating!"
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I-I don't get this, what's the purpose of this? Is this some cancerous Ero-RP?
Anyway, stop it faggot.
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>>35524419
Are you serious? Lurk more, faggot.
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>tfw no cute girls to bully you with their feet.
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get off /r9k/ ryan you british fuck
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Bugger off I'll do as I will Steve
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Quality thread, deserves a bump desu
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What did you think about this movie?
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>>35524278
it's not very good.
It's probably one of the worse examples of teenage girl cinema, but still at large much, much better than this whole trend started by the hunger games.
Emma is pretty cute in it too
6/10
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How did Aunt Helen make you feel?
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The supposed "robot" turns into a Normie real quick.
3.42/10
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Should I jump off a building or are there any other fun ways to die?
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Make it a really tall building, like a skyscraper. You want to be as certain as possible that you will not survive.
Another fun way to die is the traditional mall shootout (or school, if you still do that), of course, that is implying you live in murrica and you have access to a gun.
Drive off a cliff, that ought to be fun as well.
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>>35524395
No sadly not and murrica. Im gonna go check out if this one mountain close to me will be tall enough this weekend.
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>>35524395
I have your IP address boi
So why haven't you signed up for the military?
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Mental illness and tried to kill myself
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>>35524228
because they wouldn't take me, even if I pass the sport test there still is a psychological examination ......
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So why would you sign up for the military?