Only three more grueling days of slavery before your next two days of freedom, wagecuck.
Wrong, i have 3 days off starting tomorrow.
Part time masterrace here buddy
>>35525332
Friday is a bank holiday in this country so jokes on you faggot
LMAO at your life
>>35525332
I was just thinking about this
Oreeegano
Why do people like him even exist?
to make you feel like shit
>>35525303
to provide sexual favors for wealthy old men
So this 7/10 qt matched with me on badoo, talking to her right now and I'm not sure how to proceed. It seems like I have an OKAY chance of eating her ass but she doesn't seem to want to give me her number or her ass.
HOW TO PROCEED MATES?
>>35525274
acting like a big pussy
be more aggressive and demanding
tell her to send more pics and vids
start being an asshole and be really graphic with what you want to do to her
she is a dirty fucking whore obvi treat her like that
>>35525312
I'm not usually like that at all, feed me a line plz help me out
>>35525274
Oh my fucking god kill yourself faggot
Uncle anon, what do you think of this shirt? You think Tyrone will like it?
>>35525266
>*pull out gun behind back*
>you won't have to worry about that, sweetie.
>>35525266
show boipucci pls
>>35525266
Don't matter bitch yous gon take it off anways
What went wrong with women? How did they go from charming ladies, to cum dumpsters for Chad?
>>35525192
Jews
Original jews
>>35525192
>charming ladies
>>35525192
There wasn't cum dupsters back in the days ? All the women are now cum dupsters ? You're blinded anon.
Hi. What is this frog name??
<---- this frog?
>>35525190
P*pe. Don't say it out loud (it's a hate speech symbol!)
>>35525190
His name is Gideon the sad frog.
samuel the sad frog
>tfw no soft voice GF
Anon stop this
It hurts
Orignoli
>>35525183
is that sum plague
This is my /queen/
Do you like her?
> "Anon! Just smile! No! Don't make faces, smile for my camera! You're so cute!"
>>35525139
You mean /betaorbiter/ general.
You need to be gassed if you are a beta orbiter.
>>35525784
No beta here
I just love my little queenie <3
>he hasn't got a set of filters designed to improve his browsing experience
Why not, anon?
>>35525107
how many threads are left with all those on
/(b)\1*(r)\2*(a)\3*(p)\4*/i
That's the only filter you need
>Not browsing 4chan unfiltered.
You are disgusting trash and need to be purged from this site.
You dont belong here.
Fuck off back to plebbit you cunt.
Green text me
>>35525098
>be me
>go back from uni
>change into comfy clothes
>make some tea
>open /r9k/
>see op being an unoriginal faggot again
>>35525227
England?
If yes, let me have your boipussi pls
>>35525098
>be op
>go on /r9k/
>ask for greentexts
>thats it
>procede to suck cock
>tfw no spider gf to tell me what I weird perk I am for liking spiders and wanting to fug them
how autistic am i for being mad that they dont have noses?
is there a reason why they dont draw them?
>>35525146
It's just from a few front -shots
It would ruin her beautiful eyes
Sauce?
Originolli cannoli
Why is feet the best fetish? Is it because women willingly expose their lewd naked feet in public?
>>35525058
it's certainly one of the most pathetic fetishes, but i would never say "best".....
but you do whatever you need to do to sleep with yourself at night.
>>35525380
Perfection is never pathetic
This person's name is irina
> That moment when you realized cum smells
> That moment when you realized cum stains your pants so you start using toilet paper
>finally get a girl's pantsu off
>her pussy smells
>bad
I WASNT WARNED
> That moment when you realized cum smells
Smells nice tho
> That moment when you realized cum stains your pants so you start using toilet paper
Try fapping without your pants on
>>35525170
>tfw extremely sensitive to bad smells
>probably can't pound poon without gagging uncontrollably if i ever got to that point
A girl classmate wants me to go to the movies her. I told her no and I'm broke but she said she'll pay for me. What does this mean? Does she like me, does she just consider me a friend, is she just being nice? We aren't particularly close, we talk everyday but we're not best friends or anything.
>>35525012
It sounds to me like it's a date and she likes you, anon. She wouldn't do that if she were just being nice.
She clearly wants to get to know you better.
Is she a qt? Do you like her?
shes planning on knocking you out and stealing your organs
run away
>>35525012
Do it faggot. She wants to fug.
Hail robot-sama!
i'd like to point out there are three gay containment threads right now. just saying, you guys are not really good at containing stuff.
Original thread got deleted
>>35524922
I don't happen to have the picture of J.C. Denton asking why contain it, but I think it would be an appropriate response.
>>35524922
I can't fucking believe the faggots won the war, we have to go through their tyranny now, for how long robots? How long do we have to suffer on our own god damn BOARD!