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>>35526612
I was got fired 2 weeks ago.

>working for less money than you can get on welfare
why not just become a NEET?

I got a job paying over 11 an hour with ample overtime but I worked in a freezer and to strep throat.

GG

>>35526531
Nah, just equal death for everyone. Poor whites aren't any different if not worse.

>>35526531
Na man dey good ppl we just be raciss n shiet keepen em down cuz of dey skin, we need to give em mo mony 4 dem programs u kno wat am sayan?

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>>35526625
why do higher earner blacks commit more crimes than poor whites?

Yeah, it happens just know that not everyone's perfect

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>>35526514
I know exactly how this feels. I have felt this ever since I was a kid but I didn't even know what the feeling was.
As of today, I have completely given up on worrying about wanting to be in a relationship with a girl one day but it still hurts when I see them in public.
Idk how I can make that go away.

>>35526514
Personally I only feel this pain while looking at tall girls. It's not like I don't have a chance to hit a 9/10 girl if she's short and I got lucky but my height (5'8) is my weakness.

>>35526453
>need toilet
>move towards furthest urinal tucked in corner
>suddenly someone else comes in
>chicane to the nearest cubicle instead

>>35526453
If I'm about to piss in a urinal and someone walks in, I zip up my trousers and start washing my hands. Then when they're not looking I go into a cubicle and make sure I'm really quiet and hope they didn't notice me.

>Tfw micropenis

b-but it looks like the sinks they have at the fair

do europoors really have this?

yes, you got that yellow fever boy

>>35526418
no, i don't want yellow fever

>>35526390
Yeah they all look the same and wanting to stick your dick in one race only is pretty gay

>>35526351
2 weeks ago when i started coming to 4chan.

>>35527544
Wait, are you even serious? Really?

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>>35526351
Binged on opiates, couldn't pay rent, lived in my car for 7 months. Can't describe the insignificancy and loneliness I experienced when I drifted off to a restless sleep in the back of my car.

Life is looking up. Now that I've overcome that side of myself it never feels like the other shoe is going to drop.

I lost weight and trimmed my bush

>>35526306
Yes, my dick is 3.5" flaccid as well

>>35526306
mine's not that small
but what point is the size of your dick when nobody wants it?

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>tfw my high school didn't even have a prom for me to have nobody to go with

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>tfw had my junk tickled by an older boy at summer camp

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>>35526327
fuck prom

Denver's not a bad place. What kind of town/city are you in now? Moving to a bigger city can be fun.

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>>35526258
Yeah, it'll make you happier.

I don't fucking know man, I think it might, Denver sounds nice, it's in Colorado right? That plcae got trees and snow n shit right? That ought be pleasent.

good luck OP
Good luck

Where in Denver?
I live a good 20 minutes from there, good city.

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>>35526247
Was it prime famalam?

>>35526247
why you took so long?

>>35526247
why'd you finish so quick

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>tfw no robot bf to snuggle and love and play vidya with and help each other be the best happiest most confident people we can be

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>>35526174
Would you consider being my bf anon?

It's the only thing I masturbate to most days. I can never get into watching people eat it but anything else is fair game. I just let it happen and don't feel shame since I likely wouldn't indulge in real life myself. 2D is best though, that helps keep it separate from reality as well. Just enjoy it and understand it is a fetish and not something healthy to practice yourself

>>35526108
I want a gf who begs for me to shit in her mouth. Not to smear it over her because that's disgusting but to simply eat it. To be so grateful for her master's shit she wants to eat every bit of it.

>>35526096

That comic only needs the first 2 panels

>>35526096
jokes on him, the taste buds are connected to any kind of nerve for him to sense them, he would also just poo 'em out next time he poo

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>>35526437
here you go senpai

original kjgfbniaglgl;rdg

>>35526090
I honestly think it has something to do with the newer generation of vaccinations and also processed foods

>>35526152
I think it has more to do with technology and mental illnesses being fetishized by the youth.

>>35526090
Poor socialization owing to digital distractions, coddling and overprotective parents and shitty economy means no jobs and therefore no pride. Even one of these could drive a kid crazy, all three produce permanent neurosis.

Travel back into your mother's cunt and stay there.

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>>35526094
??? Reply something useful, since its existence is useless

Southeast Asia is pretty cool. Cambodia and Thailand are cheap and worth it.