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haven't had a good comfy thread in a while
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>>35527874
trying to feel comfy and happy. tonight is the first time I've had over $700 in my bank account, and it feels damn good.
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>>35527981
nice anon. make sure not to waste it, save it.
comfy music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxWcQbla5w8
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>>35527981
did you have to wageslave for it?
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The entire internet is shut down forever. What do you have archived on your computer that you can use to entertain yourself?
>1400+ image reaction folder
>23gb of porn
>seasons 1-7 of futurama, seasons 1-5 of the twilight zone
>an archive of language grammars for nearly every foreign language
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>>35527424
>the internet was down for me the other day for like 24 hours
>couldn't even get internet on my phone
>went through porn withdrawals
>I masturbated to this gif that I saved from here, because it was the closest thing I had to porn available
I'd probably just kill myself if the internet went away forever, honestly.
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>>35527424
about 400 hours of anime (estimated)
almost 500 steam games (assuming I can access them offline)
I'll be okay for a few months, if not a year or two
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>>35527501
>not having massive archives of your favorite pornstars + tons of shit saved from /gif/ and /r9k/
pleb tier
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>Think a girl likes me
>Asks "do you ever feel like you might be attracted to the same sex?"
How the fug do you respond to that?
I ended up just saying "Nope why?"
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>>35527113
Shes gay and sees you as her guy friend or she thinks your gay and shes you as her gay friend
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>>35527222
You might be onto something, except that she had a boyfriend for 8 months so iunno.
I kinda revealed my power level:My chances with her are 0 now aren't they
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>>35527395
She just told me she had a huge crush on a girl and she's going to talk to her.
I'm dead, /r9k/I liked this girl so I'm pretty disappointed, guess it's what I get.
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Why aren't there more homosexuals and traps in Japan if they produce so much gay media?They are a prime population for transition as well japs could easily look like girls even at a later age
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>>35526996
homosexuality is still a joke there, not a seriously considered sexual inclination.
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>>35526996
Because there is no sex in japan. Only pornography and masturbation.
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>>35527023
>homosexuality is still a joke there
what does that even mean
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High School story thread 2017-03-14 10:09:51 Post No.35526901
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Tried to post on /b/, no one was interested. How about you Robots, would you like to hear?
Okay, anons. Story time. I'm sitting here with my best friend, and we've decided to share the story of our high school. A private co-ed school in the heart of the South. It was inhabited by Tards and Christians. These are their stories.
>Be me
>Be 15
>Parents send me to new private school because Public school wasn't really working out
>Get interviewed and accepted, staff is nice and seem to like me enough
>If only I had known
>first day, late for class
>get there and receive schedule
>Home Ec is first, have to walk across the street to small office because school was being expanded
>sit alone because shy beta faggot
>class meeting each other and reading introduction stories of themselves
>tight knit community everybody knows everybody
>chubby blond kid stands up, speaks in slurred tard accent, slightly mixed with southern gibberish
For identity's sake, we'll just call him ChubTard
"Hi, I'm ChubTard, and I've been going here for almost all my life. Most of you already know me, but for those of you who don't, I'm /very special/. You see, when I was born, I didn't drink my mother's milk, even when I got home from the hospital. After a few doctors visits, it was found out that I was autistic. But DON'T WORRY!!! I'm a perfectly normal human being, and will be able to live out my life normally. Thank you for listening."
>Whole class staring at him
>Some already know of his acute levels of tardness, will brush up on that later
>Others holding back laughter
>small black haired boy off to the side staring in disbelief. He's very important.
>He would get me through my long year of hell here.
Cont?
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If you've got it pre-typed, continue. If not, kill yourself.
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>>35526984
What this fine chap was alluding to
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>>35526984
It's pre-typed. Too an extent.
Still sitting alone during lunch and in classes, although we're in the main building now. I get to know a few people, eventually acquainting myself with one or two, but here is where that little black haired boy comes in. He's sean.
>Walk into Biology class
>skinny but buff little meathead fucking around in class
>automatically assume he was a NigTard because of his accent and odd complexion
"I'M NOT ZITTING DAWN, UR GONNA HAV TO MAKE ME SIT DOWN!!!"
>Try to indulge in his joke, confront him playfully
"I'll make you sit down."
>We share a laugh
>Black haired boy comes over
"Don't worry about him, just let him have his fun.."
>...
>wtf.jpg
"Yeah.. Alright"
>This school has a lot of tards..
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Omegle thread cunt
tags: r9k, robot9001, omegler9k, r9komegle
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bump
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get in boys
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i'm on! BUMP ^_^
Blackbots can't be autis-
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not necessarily autistic, since most black have trouble keeping their pants up.
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>marries a white girl
>autistic
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>>35526878
He's kinda cute. His clothes just need to fit better and he has to work on his posture.
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What was your father and your relationship with him like Anon?
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>>35526445
Was a twat when I was young. When I was 14 he came out as gay.
I fucking hated him. Nowadays I barely speak to him
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>>35526445
probably be dead if it wasn't for him.
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>>35526445
Nonexistent up to 10 where I got a stepdad that didn't really warm up to me till I was about 17.
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*blocks your path*
Umm sweetie, did you forget about me already?
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>>35525987
Grab dem boobies
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>>35525987
no but i need my space.so leave for today please. i just want to relax and play divinity:original sin
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>>35525987
she's a big girl (male)
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Femanons, why do you come here? What do you think of this place? Are you redpilled yet?
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>>35525983
A ver.
These threads are literally cancer, the only purpose is contact fagging so, no, fuck off.
SAGE
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spooky evil tumblrina. wanted to see how awful you assholes wereyou guys are mostly ok but about as annoying as the average tumblrite. Nope, the redpill ideology is a stupid meme and keeps you all feeling unhappy and powerless.
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>>35526150
>the redpill ideology is a stupid meme
It hasn't been debunked yet though
>just be yourself
Why don't people believe this works? Why don't you become the person you want to be and be proud of being that person?
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>>35525957
I am the person I want to be. That person happens to be a NEET shitposter who lives with his parents.
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>>35525957
Seriously. Like, who else are you gonna be? Lol
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>>35525957
If you become a different person then YOU'RE NOT BEING YOUR FUCKING SELF.
>trap and gay threads get deleted
>normalfag when was the last time you had sex thread allowed to stay up
gas the mods
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>>35525840
should have tagged this /gay containment/
you fucking fag
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>>35525840 you done fucked up now son
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So, are the guys from the last gay containment thrad around? I still have questions about chasity as there is only bullshit coming up on german amazon.
>mfw when we will be the gen litterally talking about cucking ourself all the time
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>streamed for two hours and got a subscriber today
What good feels did you experience today?
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I gave myself an enema and violently shat all over my mom's carpet.
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>>35525814
I slept on top of my arm for 4 hours but it's still working
Also congrats
What games did you play?
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>>35526007
Touhou and Overwatch. I don't have a lot of pc games for variety and I can't play hentai games on a stream.
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Who else suffers from paranoia here?
I think acquaintances are plotting to destroy me.
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>>35525808
How can you be paranoid if you acknowledge that you're paranoid?
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>>35525808
Having paranoia is actually a good thing, you'd actually be more careful in life.
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>>35525808
I do, but it's justified.
paranoia is the only think keeping us alive
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>Befriend Rose
>Hang out in her dorm and play vidya
>"Anon you can spend the night here if you don't want to walk back to your place"
>"You don't need to sleep on the couch if you don't want, wouldn't you rather curl up with me?"
>Lay in bed and talk until she falls asleep in your arms
>Tfw nothing like this will ever happen to you
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But anon, I did pretty much exactly that with my gf last night, except we also banged.
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>her
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>>35525598
You missed the key part...
Your gf isn't Rose.