>you will never be huge
>you will never kill all the normalfags
>you will never have all eyes on earth staring at you, in fear for their lives
why live?
>it's an anon gets kind of turned on at the thought of being crushed thoughtlessly by a giantess girl episode
I don't want this autistic fetish.
>>35529971
our universe could be wholly contained inside one atom of a cute loli
does that get you hot and bothered
>>35530011
can't say it does, sorry. only what i described
I'm so happy, Anon. Our little girl is almost here. But what should we name her?
arya
:^)
>>35529694
Mona. Or Lana. Something short, probably.
Shotgun. It'll be funny.
You buy a monkey's paw from a mysterious store in a back alley. You get one wish.
What do you wish for?
First anon to respond to your post decides the ironic twist.
>>35529599
unlimited amount of money
I wish for this wish to never come true.
>>35529599
I want to be a good looking white girl.
Tell me what you belive your biggest flaw and how you feel about it.
For me:
>shit memory
>Always forgetting to do things/on time
>constant fear I'll fuck something up while driving
>constantly disappoint people
The good part.
>get spoiled on thing
>usually forget about the spoiler when I eventually watch/play it unless it was some kind of major twist
Small penis
It kills my confidence. I can't talk to women because eventually they'll find out I have a small penis and walk out.
It's 4x4. I'm also fat as shit but I have a few fat friends who all have gfs too but I just never try because of my dick.
my facial features are pretty shit, and i'm also just not a very likeable person
Depression and anxiety about money.
I feel like I'm not in control, like it's never going to be enough. And it's a hopeless feeling, that I'll never be happy.
Is a job modern slavery?
Existence is slavery. You're a slave to your urges and needs. You can never be truly free. We're designed to struggle and suffer. Your choices are non-existence or unimaginable horror.
Would you eat her pussy on her period?
>>35529096
No, a voluntary contract is not slavery you commie agitator
If you were given $1000, would you fuck your cousin?
>>35528740
Silly question. I fucked mine for free.
Do I get to pick which one? Would they also want to fuck me? Would anyone else find out about it?
These are important questions, op
I'd fuck both of my cousins for free OP.
They're actually both former models!
Even as a teen I'd jerk it to the thought of fucking them.
am I the only one like pic related ? My flacid dick is laughable and I fucking hate it
>>35528708
Don't feel bad op, I'm a grower too
Why? If a girl sees your flacid dick, it's not being stuck inside her
same. i think it's 5->15cm. never cared about it
"Fembots" would you willing to date me:
>5'7-8
>young(18-23)
>not balding
>Cute or at least kinda cute
>know how to treat girls
>mentally stable
>good skills for a lot of stuff
>100% romantic
>I hate cheating and vice versa
>prefer personality instead of looks
>prefer love than sex, or at least equal
>my family raise me very well
>personally I think that my love partner has to be my only friend
>would dedicate all the time in the world withoug being that sticky bf
>etc
So?
>5'7
No sane woman wants to date a manlet :)
>>35528549im crying :'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''(
Original comment
>>35528524
I would give you a chance, umless you spaghetti horribly
>mfw I realized that there are men over 21, who are virgins.
Seriously, I thought this board was satire. How the fuck are you guys still virgins?
>>35528516
Because no fucks are given to us
Gyno This shit is a curse on life.
>>35528516
Still making shitty template threads I see...
Oh well, gotta get attention some way or another.
Who notoenail masterrace here? I had mine removed when I was born and I think it's pretty great. I don't need to clean under them and mom says women prefer it.
>>35528449
That's gross and it would hurt so fucking much to get them removed.
masterrace here, now my nails look like a pornstar's and chicks dig it
Wow anon, that sounds convenient. Ingrown toenails and infections are no laughing matter, and I'm glad this is getting more popular now.
>"Haha you always look so grumpy anon!"
>"Wow, you're tall enough to be my dance partner!"
>"I bet you're really picky, huh anon?"
>"We should go to Six Flags together anon"
>"Y'know, it's rude to play hard-to-get with a girl anon!"
>"I'm make you open up anon, watch. Hehehe."
FUCK OFFFFFF
I AM NOT GOING TO BE YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!
Why are normies so obnoxious? Do they think frowning and sarcasm means "try harder"?
>>35528438
fuck off chad
we don't want your bragging
>>35528454
I've never had sex or kissed a girl
>>35528438
>complaining about a girl throwing herself at you
I'm not even angry. Or maybe I am I don't know. Anyway, your thread is dumb
come vent at a normie couple, what has you down robots. or bring us some good news about today.
also ballbusting in general (if you havent guessed yet)
>>35528332
Eat shit.
Hhdrigcxjh
>>35528355
>Hhdrigcxjh
Did you forget where you were bubdy?
>>35528332
Can I have a threesome with you guys?
I'm about to fix myself a nice shot of heroin. What are you on? What do you wish you were on? Do you plan to get clean?
Personally I hope I die of an overdose as soon as possible. I hate this life, but I hate sober life even more. Enjoy my new pepe.
>>35528113
nice pepe, saved. i used to be hooked on a lot of shit, now just muh weed. plus booze. prob booze worse than any of the drugs
>>35528187
thanks. i can't stand weed. it just make me feel awful. i love booze but yeah daily use fucks you up
Made some poppy seed tea when I got up today. Been feeling comfy since. I'm really surprised so many people have to take pounds of this stuff. I only use 1/3 of a cup and it already gives me a nice buzz the whole day.
Anybody know if it'd be possible to get on some kind of rotation with PST and alcohol so I don't build up tolerance/get addicted?
How often does Robots drink alcohol?
>>35528093
I used to drink all the time. Caused me many problems. There again, I'm not a robot.
>>35528093
Fucking never. That shit is disgusting as hell.
>>35528093
A few times a week. Always feels like it will help me feel better and does for a few minutes after taking the first couple of sips and then I start feeling shit again so I drink more and more until I get absolutely shitfaced and wake up in the morning feeling ill and wanting to kill myself.
I then repeat the process a couple of days later.
Who else here have impossible dreams?
>Become a genius
>Build a floating island
>Nobody is allowed but me and TRULLY good people
>Other nations try to contact me, but I say FUCK U
>The island has a shield, so they cant harm us
>There is no violence, no work, no jobs, robots do everything for us
>Unless you want to work
>Infinite resources
>We have access to internet, so we can have some fun too
>Everything is perfect, forever
>Mankind is dying and we are prospering
But I know that this will never happen
I will work till the day I die (Unless I kill myself before I'm forced to work, wich is probably what's going to happen)
This will happen is 20 or so years.
Only chads will have such privileges though.
Not you.
ive had people say mine is really strange but i don't think it is
>pocket dimension that im able to enter at will
>pocket dimension is a shapeshifting interior of a mansion, changes look, shape, size to fit my current needs
>has computer with internet
>infinite $, able to buy shit online and have it shipped to the mansion with magic shipping
basically a dimension traveling hikkimori
>sitting in uni
>bored
>decide to teleport to pocket dimension and go shitpost on r9k
>>35527885
i love the idea that you would have a literal utopia and you'd STILL want internet to shitpost on /r9k/