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Is farting in front of women alpha? I've always been embarrassed of my gas since I drink a lot of coffee on an empty stomach. My body doesn't know how to release gas without me making the choice to fart. Literal stew'n and brewin. I hold them in so long it's not even funny.
Tl; dr: should let Tyrone fuck me for the purpose of loosening up sphincter?
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>>35529269
>Is farting in front of women alpha?
No.
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>>35529396
MODS MODS MODS
THIS IS ALSO ORIGINAL
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not by itself, but if you can get away with it easily you are probably pretty alpha
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Do you anons ever wonder why music exists?
I have a theory
Pinker suggests that Music is a form of 'Acoustic Cheesecake' -- an extension of our ability of communication -- but yet, fundamentally unnecessary. However, the preceding statement begs one to wonder what exactly is predicated by a thing being 'Unnecessary'.
More coming
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steven pinker is a hack fraud
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>If music is an extension of our ability to communicate, but is yet 'unnecessary', then what function is it serving. To clarify, the unnecessary nature of music suggests that humans had or have, the ability to fully communicate without. However, humans find themselves at a loss to express full sentiment in the present. Therefore, one must conclude that humans either never held the ability of full communication or they have lost this ability at some point.
cont.
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Music makes me feel things unlike any other art or medium. I don't care about the insignificant plights of others enough for only communication to make me feel the way that music does. It just feels good to hear a good song.
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>tfw when 5'11 ultra manlet
>tfw will never be loved as women only want 6ft plus.
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>>35529114
Wear tall shoes. Or even just lie and say you're 6'. Women can't tell. There, problem fixed.
Try being 5'8" like me. Then you're really fucked.
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>>35529114
>tfw size 13 men's US size
>tfw 6.5 inch dick
>tfw close to /fit/ (not fat though)
>tfw not too bad of a face
>tfw 5'8 even though there's some in my family who are 6+
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
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>>35529114
>tfw could have sworn I measured to be 5'11 several times
>tfw measured a few weeks ago, only 5'10
In a way I'm relieved, I no longer have to suffer by being just shy of a decent height. I am firmly in manlet territory, no longer on the edge
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If you had a clone of yourself would you top or bottom? (you can say both but specify which you'd do first)clone in the scifi sense you fucking sperg nobody cares about what cloning actually means
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No it's gay but I'll send him to do shit for me.
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>>35529083
I would make him play games while I watched anime, or vice versa.
I don't find myself attractive to want to take myself to the bonezone.
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>>35529104
It would just be masturbation
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*blocks your path*
They hired you? *laughs*
... Fetch my dress, will you?
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>>35529073
Why does she have a male body. Seriously, those fucking shoulders.
o i am laffin
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>>35529073
Rolemodels shouldn't have provocative pictures posted publicly . This picture is showing off her nipples. That's not good.
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She has a pretty face but she's not that hot.
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Do girls like it when they hang out with a guy friend and he acts like a girl also? Is it off-putting or is it normal to them? I'm a boy and I want to start acting like this around girls so I'm wondering
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who the fuck cares just act the way you want
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If you want to get in their pants, this is a terrible strategy. If you just want to be friends this isn't a bad strategy. Don't force it or act like a moron or anything. If you're acting naturally feminine then it won't be an issue, although they might think you're gay or a closet trans girl or something.
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>>35529228
I don't want to have sex with any of them, I just wanna have a friendship that'll last
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why do I feel old as shit even though I am only 25?
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>>35528953
I'm 25 too desu.
I'm gay and that's ok. Doesn't matter what people say op. We're all God's children.
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>>35528953
because 30 is JUST around the corner, better enjoy you youth w-while it lasts.
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probably because you feel unfilled, you feel like you've wasted over a quarter of your life that you won't get back
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what gets on your nerves, Robots? 2017-03-14 11:40:13 Post No.35528947
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what gets on your nerves, Robots?
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for me it's
>employers who don't pay their workers
>people who lie to you and carry on lying even though it's obvious they're lying
>hitler/911 "memes"
>old people
>people who rev their cars up at 4am outside your house when you're trying to sleep
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not gonna lie, this is p relatable
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These shit threads
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>p relatable
get out normie
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I am the physical embodiment of :/ right now.
Ask me Anything
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>>35528847
What's the colour of your hair?
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>>35528884
dark brown, dirty blonde in the summer when i go outside
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>>35528847
Trumped got
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>name five (5) memes
>name 5 (five) memes
Which is right?
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the second one is correct
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(Five)
Milhouse
Milhouse
Milhouse
Milhouse
Milhouse
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Name 1 (one) game
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>What's up dude I brought you dinner
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Best thread on this board right now.
Bump
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>>35528796
fuckin sweet thanks man
just drop it on the floor over there
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Thanks, senpai. Come inside, I'll lend you a shirt.
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gangnam style came out 5 years ago
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>>35528756
Holy fucking shit I'm getting really old
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>>35528756
Jesus fucking Christ, are you serious? Oh my God. What the fuck?
As a sidenote, I really liked the stupid Gangnam Style craze. It was a 90s throwback type of meme.
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Op
Op
Op
Op
Oppa kill myself
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Why don't you become a girl?
All your problems would go away.
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I would if I magically could.
Too bad even the best hormones and surgery land you somewhere in the middle at best.
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Because I don't want to be a girl. I want fuck a robot that has become a girl.
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>>35528713
I doubt all my problems would go away but I do think about it a lot. I even almost ordered hormones this year. I honestly think this year will be the year I finally transition.
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My mom is a NEET, robots 2017-03-14 11:29:22 Post No.35528706
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Just realized my mom is a NEET, what do I do about her?
>Stays in her room all day
>Has no friends, no job
>Lives off of my physically disabled dad's cripplebux
>Screams autistically about how she has worked to provide for this family...20 years ago... whenever we ask her to help or even do chores
>She has done this since I can remember
I've yet to find her piss bottles, but I bet she has them somewhere in her piles of crap.
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>>35528706
Is she hot? Or at least adequate?
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>>35528908
I assure you she is not.
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>husband is a cripple and son is a degenerate mentally ill faggot who browses /r9k/
Dude you mother is going through hell. Jesus Christ poor woman.
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The more depressed you get, the more you come to /r9k/. The more you come to /r9k/, the more depressed you get.
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>>35528697
and most of these fags are normies
r9k isn't that great at group support
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>>35528930
4chan.org isn't that great group support.
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I actually come here for comfort.