Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 8122. page

>>35530131
I post on /pol/ all the time and complain about islamization of europe and yet I go to the kurdish kebab place instead of the ones owned by locals because the kurds make better food

>or be in area where women's hair is cut, sprayed, chemicalized, all that shit.
>black barbershop
Boy do I have some bad news for you

I'm even more autistic, hear me out.

I like to study at my university library but since most of my work is uploaded online I need to be using a pc to access the material. My library has a pc area but it's loud and I cannot focus in the environment, we have quiet areas on the 3rd but there are no pcs, there are however laptops for loan on the ground but because I'm too autistic to ask for one I bought a $1000 microsoft surface tablet instead.

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>>35529985
Dumb froggo, this is the last (You) you get from me until you come with some results

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>>35529985
what if i want you to stay hooked?

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>>35529985
>just one more shitpost
>just 10 more minutes browsing /r9k/
>just 1 more hour on the computer
>just 1 more day alone in my room
>just 1 more week of being a NEET
>just 1 more month of avoiding my problems
>just 1 more year until i kill myself

it never ends

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i'm not mentally deficient

>>35529836
Wow, nice argument, haha

>>35529882
>arguing with the disabled

why would i ever want to do a thing like that

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I do it for the sissygasms

>>35529757
That is soooo cute!
Too bad it is cut.

>>35529757
Hey, that's pretty fucking gay

Another six month and you'll buy a phone

it's kinda late, guess i'm going home.

>>35529761
Kept my number but changed the ringtone

>>35529588
why are your cousins coming over?

also:
- 2 boxes of cheez-its
- cup to pour food in so don't have to leave room to wash hands
- fork and plate for harder to eat foods without getting hands dirty, also don't have to leave room to wash hands
- empty bottles
- multiple bottles of water
- more food
- leftovers in containers
- multiple napkins in case something happens

age/genders ?

>>35529588
Did your ugly ass cousin come over for awhile around christmas too? If so I remember your threads.

I have an asshole so I can still be fucked, even if it's not quite the same. Men get guaranteed orgasms, and fucking a girl is an experience like no other. The power and control you get over your own pleasure is great. There's pros to both sides OP.

>>35529577
>I get jealous and depressed every time I see a woman
That's dysphoria

i panic on the thought of having a vagina

>>35529560
Whatever makes you happy, bot. Normies and robots will hate you. But both of them do it by the millions when it comes to famous people and waifus.

>>35529629
They are just fun guys to hang with I don't even like the girl

>>35529560
I remember when my old highschool group all ended up orbiting the girl I'd had a crush on in highschool.
It was a weird feeling

whats this even supposed to mean? this picture makes me taste dishsoap just looking at it, jesus

>child eats glitter and blows spit-bubbles
Honestly, if my kid were mentally retarded I wouldn't waste a lot of money of dental care or anything cosmetic for them.
What's the point? Everyone will be repulsed by them anyway. Waste of money.

>>35529556
>my kid eats soap
Uh looks great, honey, whoa look at that
*cocks shotgun*
I'm sorry.

>>35529515
are you finnish by any chance?

the cake guy from /int/?

>fasted all day
>its about that time
>eat a fish sandwich from mcdonalds
>3 tagalongs

anytime now i'll be in the kitchen eating more. i'm safe right now but soon i'll have 3000 calories in me and wont know what happened

>>35529613
no im an amerispic

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>>35529465
I always hear people say this is one of the more disgusting fetishes but it really isn't. I'm into fatties more than skinnies desu

>>35529465
stop being a fucking ham enabler

>>35530899
No, I always do my best to help fat girls feel good about themselves.

I think it's the jews

>>35529415
Retardedness sells. Only nowadays being a retard isn't nearly as looked down upon. Bunch of faggots.

Women are stupid, vapid whores whose only dreams and ambitions amount to getting the hottest guy with the most power and money possible. Anything else is totally secondary to them, and that's just nature. Women like Beyonce and Kylie Jenner are obscenely rich despite lacking any and all talent, so of course they appeal to your average, cocksucking whore whose only value is in her ability to lay on her back and take it from a man.

Good luck coping in the real world then and having people talk behind your back constantly.

Also
>dragons
>"untermensch"

>>35529344
You may have gotten dubs but i disagree with you on such a fundamental level i sincerely hope we never meet in real life because manners are integral to civil society so much so that they practically define it.

>>35529384
i got that from when I was trying to be a "nice guy" for 7 years too, idc

>>35529388
die

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how about no queer

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>>35529394


Do it fag, you won't

kill yourself you lonely fucker

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what do you think of this webm?

>inb4 300+ replies fa

First name/state?

I'm bypassing the robot overlord's detectors so as to post an unoriginal comment