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you must be american, come to canada

>>35531185
> I want to have sex with a handsome man only
Colour me surprised.

>>35531185
>all the gay black guys in the area are lanky, ugly, hood-rats
Lol go to the suburbs

Asian girls are the only worth while girls.

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>>35530933
>your ONLY chances are with an Asian girl
what do you even mean by this?

asian girls are a higher value sexual commodity allowing them to be more selective with their mates

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>>35530933
>having a chance

get out

yes there is a virgin walk. i had a bitch told me i had that when i had sex with a girl.

The virgin walk is not real, it's just a "le funny troll meme" that this board perpetuates.

>>35531030
it's real, and so are the no singles policies at movie theatres
some movies even require men to have a female escort in america

that isnt any of the jojos

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>>35531599
He's a JoJo from the neck down in part 3

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this thread is pretty original if you ask me

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>using tinder
>as a man
>who is not a chad
Did you think you would get all the hot babes, mate?

no one gets laid on tinder except women and really handsome dudes
even the average guy gets like 10 matches a week where the girl says nothing back or 1 word replies

>>35530975
my friend met his last 2 gfs on tinder, hes not a chad
ree

>>35530863
Women aren't actually that interesting outside of their uterus.

Wrong place to say that, most of these faggots get hard at the idea of being some girl's friend/emotional-tampon/errand boy

fucking losers

Because otherwise she would treat me like a literal orbiter. And they're boring as fuck usually, can't have fun like with men. Get offended so easily, if you won't put out why put up with you.

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>gf
Sorry for your loss op but get the fuck out

>>35530738
Women ALWAYS have a backup plan, it's biological. You should too, a man with options is a man without need

>>35530738
My ex did this then called me saying she still loved me but was stuck in a new relationship. I waited for a while then started dating current gf. I told my ex to fuck off, and I fell in love with my gf right now a while back. Trust me OP, you're doing the right thing.

Nothing, suicide letters don't mean shit.

Now manifestos post-school shootings...

Make sure you say you're a pedophile

Unless you do a murder suicide, it's very unlikely to be reported on.

>>35530540
i agree, they are awful

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>>35530540
Check out this rollercoaster I made that looks like a womb.

>>35530867
Make it so another roller coaster shaped like a penis goes inside it.

>>35530472
I hope they kick you out you fucking faggot then you can be homeless

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>>35530472
>using m-muh depression and anxiety as an excuse to Jew your parents

No OP you're just a worthless faggot. I've been depressed most of my life and don't steal from family. You're just a piece of shit and your parents should definitely kick your ass out.

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>>35530593
No but I have vowed to never do this shit again
I have a problem I don't know what it is but I need to fix it. I am a piece of shit for doing this but I can't be kicked out since I'm still in school

Threads like these confirm my suspicions that robots are fucking assholes.

>>35530456
good one
pepper

>>35530724
No just very autistic and suffering from assburgers, probably really lazy from what op just described.

>>35530441
hahahhahahah you admitted you wanted a monster cock inside of you

it depends on how she said it. she either meant it as a joke (she wanted a big dick inside her seeing you're her buddy) or she wants your small pathetic cock in her

>>35530441
>that first original sip

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Embrace it anon, there is nothing wrong with it

>>35530449
Everything after I fap I feel immense regret afterwards, I think about wanting to dress up cute and give boys I know buldges, I cant deal with this.

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you are a faggot congrats

>be me
>draw all the time in middle school
>get gf
>stop drawing like a moron
>getting a girl friend fucked me over on skill.

She was trying to get a gay or autistic friend she could parade around for "tolerance" or "uniqueness" points. You dodged a bullet.

>sleeping over at friend's house
>raped me

>mother's day 2013 i told my friend that i was going to have a seizure
>his brother and other friend came over told me to come over
>no i'm going to have a seizure
>i drove over to his house mom flipped shit over the bracelet i gave her
>in rage i brought over ps3 and played god of war HD
>i left and had a seizure while driving
>i crashed my car into a tree
>i ended up in two hospitals and a rehab place
>i should of had the physical therapist call the police i think he forgot about it

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>>35530152
I'm, como se dice, "autistic?"

>>35530212
Hope you're getting ready to build the wall you 5'0 beaner shitskin trash.

>>35530152
>>35530321
Stay mad, gringo. I can't wait until all of us brown brothers take your women and culturally enrich them.