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>coming in the house when you're soaking wet from the rain, changing from your normal clothes and putting tracksuit bottoms and a comfy shirt on, then sitting down to watch total war videos


it's a heavenly feeling

>waking up thinking you need to go to school/work, but then you realise you're free for the day

>>39350121
>Waking up rested

God I'd give anything to know what this feels like.

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>>39350048
Hello friend!

Holly, Lisa Lisa, or Tomoko?

>>39350135
probably holly

>>39350048
wait you've been posting Kakyoin every day for almost half a year?

>>39349926
LMFAO boi

>>39349945
yes "man" is an understatement look at how tiny his "dick" is

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>>39349926
Seriosly speaking it's really weird seing a black cock being this small. Somehow looks surreal.

yeah when I was a wagie I was a borderline normie and was surprised how much they DON'T fuck even when they are bf and gf.
So now I can be a neet in happiness knowing the truth, that normies dont have better lives then me at all

Also, normies have a weird tendency to want to watch movies at social gatherings, which I find bizarre. You're with a bunch of other people, and you want to....sit around and watch a movie? That is fucking boring and yet normies love that shit.

>>39349843
That's why you get drunk before you play this shitty game

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>Ssgt Goldstein says formation at 0500 for a death run
>Last day before post deployment leave

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First nasty hurricane of the season and I gotta go to Houston.
>tfw was hoping for Louisiana
Oh well, at least it's with Red Cross and not faggot national guard lol

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>bank holiday in bongland
Don't think so Shlomo

having perfect babies

Anything. It doesn't matter what you say when you're Chad. I made two different profiles on a dating website once: one was a Chad and the other one was some desperate guy stuck between normie and robot. I said pretty much the same thing when chatting to girls but with the mediocre guy the girls always got bored and the conversation died out however with Chad I could probably have kept the conversation alive for hours.

>>39349785
I don't think anyone could ask for better genetics than the offspring of the couple in OP's pic.

>>39349711
Yes she said she loved me.
I don't know if that was true or not but i did love her, that's what i'm sure of.
No i wasn't going to fuck her.

>>39349711

only 15 and 16 year olds.
in my country the minimum age for sexy time is 16, with consent.
Fugged the 15 one when she turned 16.

>>39349711
One of my 8 year old brothers friends said she wanted to marry me once, sent me into a panic for a while since I was afraid everyone was gonna think im a pedo

>>39349486
If you're from any developed nation just be sure to have a great paying job when you move here

>>39349486
Rosetta stone and get a textbook on grammar. Read and write Spanish and try to find a speaker to practice with.

>quiere vivir en un pais del tercer mundo

what's the point of that though? what's the point of mating just to die so your kids can mate and die? what do they accomplish?

>>39349160
You & I, alone, were left behind by the gaieties of summer to be actively mocked by the rest of the world, all of which were in high spirits due to summer's onset. The fireflies? They've moved on.

>>39349220
what does a firefly do when it can't mate? are you telling me to kms?

>>39348902
Full of normies. You know the answer cmon.

>>39348902
You're asking this on /r9k/, the Grand Central Station of autism.
You're retarded for even asking this. Get out.

>>39348902
anonymity, nobody knows who you are so you could easily just be someone with really dumb beliefs

stupid people do exist so it can be hard to tell between satire and genuine actual stupidity.

HELP! HELP!

*glug glug lug*

>>39348879
Good effort on that feel street, this has potential

What's your favorite burger, fellow Americans?

ye everyone's part of your generation because you matter!

>>39348711
>suprise eggs.
don't diss kinder surprise you cunt

It won't really matter if we all end up on the same shithole, does it?

Happy b-day masturbator

>get a lock

son why you locked your door. We are not strangers

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>>39348750
Hey Bucko, put on a nice change of clothes, I'm taking you out to drop off resumes.

There are no nice girls on /r9k/. RIP.

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>>39348677

I'm a nice guy.

And it's got me nothing in return throughout my life but misery and more isolation.

lots of people tell me i am and yes i do feel bad so i try not to do them. can't help what my heart feels though.

>>39348598
That's lotion, isn't it?
Also, fuck you. Thick semen is disgusting.

>>39348598
Idk but no fap, oysters, and shit like that make you hornier so I imagine no fapping while including those things in your diet to build it all up. My dream is to cum hentai-tier buckets on a bitch but idk how

>>39348598
There's like a chart you can follow. I did and it's pretty crazy, you end up with mega loads, super thick and other stuff too. tfw no gf to appreciate it with but it's still nice I guess.