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>>35532667
It's okay. I fell for the trap meme several months ago. I started looking at traps for a few weeks, but it was just a phase. I now only look at Bailey Jay or Sarina Valentina once in a while. I still look at actual women for the most part.

You're going to get into progressively gayer porn bro

>>35532667
i tryed to fap to traps once and came but i just didnt get it
why not just fap to real girls?

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>>35532501
....?!.????.!!!!hdheh

Of course it's a meme you retard. Mensa wants your shekels.

>>35532501
well, your code is on the better side of things but
>indents are 4 spaces
6 or 8 space master race
and
>python
good choice buddy <3
just maybe put more comments and your shit should look TIP TOP

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>>35532481
when I'm bored I go to the range or watch youtube

>>35532523
Do you have friends to go with? I feel like going alone might be weird. Especially for a first timer like myself.

Normally I come home, fap, watch porn, play video games, whatever. So I decided to try nofap a few days ago. Today I just can't seem to sit down and mindlessly play video games. It just doesn't feel worthwhile for some reason.

I do drugs because..i dont know

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>>35532347
>try to say something
>they ignore or "don't hear" you
>try a second time
>nothing
>try a THIRD time
>nothing
>give up and accept you're a worthless loser and will always have an autistic personality that nobody likes and are essentially nothing more than a backdrop to actual extroverted normies as they seamlessly go about conversing and laughing

at least i have r9k

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>>35532559
>go onto an /r9k/ Skype chat
>everyone still talks over me
>tfw I'm even a beta among robots

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>you do the same
>why are you so mean
>anon is always angry
>he is such a prick

I dont care about anyone anymore

>>35532329
niggers smell strongly of shit

we never tell you because we don't want to hurt your feelings...now you know lol

fembot btw

>>35532395
nobody cares your a girl
stupid whore

It was after he called out the jew that his craziness and molestation accusations started popping up

Are you actually an idiot?

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>>35532255
I cant comprehend what it is you are saying.

I am 5'10 in shoes morning height...and I genetically have a low muscle tone

how do you get from 3 to 4?

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>>35532247
>I can't even masturbate to 3D women anymore. Should I take a break and recalibrate?

No, you are becoming a better person anon
I haven't fapped to 3D in years and I am happier because of it

>not khv

Time to leave anon

>>35532279

How can you exclusively survive off 2D anon?

>>35532192
You already made it this far. Don't think too much about going out with her, if things go well, great, if not, you can find another girl, since you have gotten one date before.

Remember that a date is just as much about finding out if you get along with her as much as it is about seeing if she likes you. Don't force yourself to be someone she'll be like, this is the time where the "be yourself" meme is actually true.

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>>35532192
Asking the blind for advice on how to see? KEK!
OP will you ever learn to be less of a faggot?

>>35532192
>How can I not fuck this up?
by avoiding here.

>>35532136
>does it work?

i dont know

>any tips?

no

>>35532136
Yes but prepared to get fucked hard in the next year or so as it brings out all the shit deep in your skin to the surface.
It sucked but I wish I had gotten through with it earlier. Now I have acne scars.
Good luck, anon

Bumperino nvnckkfjcjd

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>>35532026
>I want to bury my face in pic-related's chest and hug him.
he looks soft but I am not that gay yet

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>>35532781
>but I am not that gay yet

Give in, Robot: you just know he'd be soft and warm, and eager to love you.

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>>35532026
how do i grow more body hair? are there any drugs?

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>Hurt my brain trying to work it out and have sudden urge to hit myself

>>35532024
wouldn't the speed of the boat be zero since its still water meaning not moving at all?

i feel like this just a trick question.

>>35532024
It doesn't give you enough information to work this out, surely. How long is the stream?

>>35532003
>page 10
The best page for robots

>Tfw haven't killed myself yet

>>35532003

I have an insatiable urge to breed black women.

This isn't just a fantasy either, I actually have fucked 2 without protection.

Fuck off my Board, Norman
Oregano commento

>haven't taken my meds for 2 days
And now.. We... Wait

>>35532001
It wasn't good, but it wasn't bad either. It was a pretty typical day. I successfully got through my daily routine without major problems, so I guess that part is nice. However, at dinner time I got pissed because I had to keep going back to get my usual wheat pita, because the ones I kept grabbing weren't opening properly and were tearing and crumbling. I got over it pretty quickly though

good girIs

All of them if you are handsome

>>35531894
Are women attracted to men with autism?
https://youtu.be/MCmFIxpVz3A

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Why, i was saying Sieg Zeon, the war cry of the Principality of Zeon. It's an evil army from a sci-fi show.

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Nah I was asking if you see kyle

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>>35531811
>>35531949
>Stop being antisemites!