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Sex with an s/o is like a drug
When you truly love somebody sex with them is amazing, because not only does it make your penis feel good it makes her feel better.
When you are together and really love each other it's hard to break apart for long periods of time
If you have never been in love it's obvious why you don't understand it

>>35533364
If you had it once, you'll want to do it again.

I have only thought about cheating on my wife with another man. No one in particular just a cute trap.

Probably telling him to calm down, they'll stop at McDonald's, too.

>>35533342

lol, that's his mom.

But I think you know that.

>>35533379
shes probably a cougar you morons

>>35533311
Where do you live now?

I've found that I was happiest while living in the south. East side of US tho. People are more friendly there

>>35533311
I moved there for college and I'm miserable as fuck. It's literally normieville, USA.

>>35533333
dont originaIIy mind me

>>35533239
>Naruto appreciation
what's your favorite OST anons?
Naruto had a shit ton of high quality OPs

>>35533255
not OP, but i love orochimaru's fighting theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0qpHYOO_ks

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>>35533694
Yeah this one is really cool
the theme has Hindi in it, pretty interesting, I wonder where they got a Hindi speaking singer in Japan

or maybe they produced it in India, idk

when you say something you thought sounded perfectly fine but thinking back it actually sounded like a garbled mumbled sound

>>35533213
>sorry?
>huh?
>come again?

>speak louder
>"omg anon u dont need too yell"

>>35533161
Make her last months enjoyable, ensure she goes peacefully with you at her side.

Then feel free to fucking kill yourself you faggot

>>35533161
Make her feel proud.

You have the rest of your life to wallow in grief. She needs you now, more than ever.

>>35533224
idk what to do though, i'm such a complete disappointment. should I do something to make her happy? she really wants me to go to university, should I try my hardest to overcome shit and do that?

i dont get it, she's not that old and neither am I. people usually lose their parents in the 30s or 40s right? i'm only 19 what the fuck

>>35533135
Gay zzzzzzzzz

>>35533135
Thinly veiled faggot thread

>>35533135
>tfw napping with a friend :3

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This is the 1st picture of his "view."

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And here is the second one, as you can tell its slightly different.

He lives in Colorado, despite his current IP address being documented in Georgia.

>>35533021
That's definitely catfishing. Ask him for photos with timestamp or gtfo.
If you want anon
I'll be your friend and i'm real

SHIT WRONG IMAGE. FUCK

Does this make me a kike?

>>35533049
no it makes OP a kike

>>35532914
I hate doing it but I like the feeling after, feels like i've accomplished something

>>35532914

I love it, but only don't do it as often as I would like to. I prefer the gym to most anything else, but I don't have a car right now.

It's one of the few things that makes me happy.

>>35532939
There is that. But the pain during the exercise is almost unbearable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vX03MKdvoc
hey i dont got much to say but i like this song

>>35532912

Read the book, this monologue is a chapter long.

>first 5 seconds sounds like "LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH"
>have PTSD from the internet

I won't stop you Anon. You do you.

I'm sorry anon. Especially about the abuse and deafness. Honestly though if you could hack it in the military you're more of a man than I am. I hope you find a path forward one way or another. Peace and love

>nearly retarded kicked out of military for being retarded

Explain.

>>35532747

I like you too, Mr. Dress up

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>>35532747
Kids don't have jerbs and society to give a shit about. Stop being so cheery.

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>>35532786
>oh yeah forgot to mention get a job u fucking robot
>have a good day I still love ya

>vape
>not looking like a douche

choose one

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>>35532690
you will be fine as long as you dont goof up by vaping in stores or around children.

>>35532690
Do it in your home where no one can judge you, or during a break inconspicuously

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>And I should probably mention, what is odd for her mom to approve of us is because at that time my oneitis was, inb4 "OMFG FBI" she was 13, and I was 17, after this, fast forwarding 2 months later, after I had discharged from the group, and bought a tablet, I got back in contact with my oneitis, and this, is where things go terribly wrong.
>I should probably mention, I was very depressed at this time and was sill using 4chan, I mean I have been using it since I was 16, and I actually made a thread about how I was a failed normie and how I become a robot, this was a week before I started taking to my oneitis, but my mom and older brother took away my tablet because I was under age and I was known to try hook up with older men"this was before I went to the ward a second time, but that's another story in its self", I was really to go back to the fucking ward, but I luckily left that one thread on, what I'll still remember to this day, the thread basically was a robots version of mein Kampf, but told of my falling into robotdom and being a failed normie, this was enough for my family to ease off my case.
>Anyways fast forwarding a week, I finally get to talk to my oneitis agian, yes this is what I've been waiting for, but things don't go how they should of, at this time, I had started to get a flase sense of power, and my mind started getting childish, and I even remember I was mad that my oneitis didn't talk to me sooner, anyways, we start talking on Skype, it starts off fine, and she says she just broke up with my gf, and, she wants to meet, OMFG right? "I should also mention I had told her I had the hots for her, and in the out patient things were lewd at times, I even said after leaving the ward for the 3rd Time, that I had been, for the first time, sexuslly aroused by another man, and that he, looked at bit like her, this was enough for to finally seemed to be turned on by my advances"anyways I say sure, "we would of most likely fucked if it would have happened

>>35532677
>>35533158
>>35533719

Learn to fucking green text man, Jesus Christ.

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>>35533158
>But it didn't", if it would of had happened, I would of got laid at 17, and I won't be here right now, kind of ironic, how I had made a thread about how my life was a failed Normie, and and something as luckily as this happen, my oneitis just broke up, wanted to meet, but I did something I wish I won't of, I keep talking and talking, asking the most dumb questions, and finally, a day before we would of met, say says she's sorry and we can't meet now.
>Fuck my life . Jpg, but things don't end there, a month later, I got the second chance of a life time, but you guessed it, autism completely fucked it up.
>A month later, I ask if she's leaving. And we start talking agian, she asks for a Skype call, I say sure, she starts talking, looking like she was trying to make up with me, but, here's what ruined it all, I forgot my headphones, and was at a Starbucks,using their wifi, she sees I can't hear her, and I'm outside of a Starbucks, in the middle of the night, say I can't hear her, move around a lot, like a autistic sperg, and then, the call ends, and so did are relationship.
>A month later, she starts dating someone else, and, a guy. And not even a month later, I hit the big number 18, she turns 14, my life officially ended that day, if, I would had just stayed home, or remember to bring my fucking headphones, but no, I didn't, and my oneitis started to hate me, and only started to want her more.
>Two months later, we start talking agian, and I told her that I'm moving away soon, I ask if she wanted to met up one last time before I left, to give me a sense of closure, she says, "sure u can try", and didn't respond after that, as to mock me for my failed attempts before.
>But, the very next day, by some chance I swear I saw her at the dentists, I was ready to go to her, but the dentist said I wasn't done and I needed to sit down, I checked after I was done but she wasn't there, the very same day she changes her Kik to show she's creeped out.