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>her new bf is better than you in every way
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>>35534046
>her new bf is worse than you in every way
>still a KV
It doesn't feel better.
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>>35534046
That's a shitty feel.
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>>35534046
>improve
>become better than him
>become best bf ever to new girl

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>> Have bed bugs
>> See one on bed post
>> all ready killed two on it
>> kill this one
>>"eat shit"
>>mean while one is on my toe
>>"fuck"
>>kick it of and kill it

I think they know what I doing and don't appreciate me making a death shire out of their brethren.
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you're so fucked if they are that bad. You're basically fucked if they're big enough for you to see. If you're getting attacked like that I can't imagine how bad it is.
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>>35534012
I only got bedbugs when I was studying in yurop, they're practically nonexistent in America.
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>>35534012
I gotten rid of bedbugs before. persistant buggers. get rid of their breeding zones then exterminate

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Discord Thread for incels (involuntary/voluntary celibates) with the general theme of self improvement

Self Improvement Channels:
>General-Improvment
>Book-Club
>Physical-Fitness
>art-improvement
>etc.

Feeling sad and venting your feels is still ok.

Rules:
1. Don't be a huge fag
2. Virgins only.

Both genders welcome as long as they fit the rules.

https://discord.gg/2EJ7q
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>>35533991
poor attempt you normie cunt.
>Juz B urself OKAY?
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How do you know if everyone on there is a virgin?
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>>35534036
Yeah, I'm pretty skeptical.

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>tfw Iiterally cannot stop procrastinating
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>>35533883
Same anon. I'm trying to cure myself this year.
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go get your shit done babe
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Do you sit there, and feel that nagging inside of you?

That nagging, that is always screaming, "move."
"Do"
"Stop being lazy"
"Work"
"What is wrong with you"
"Do it already"
"Stop wasting time."

Listen to the voice anon.
Do.
Work.

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Who's going out with a bang here?
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Hop in bitch, we're going cleansing
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>>35533854
I will be, but not until 50 years from now.
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>>35533854
op on a fbi watchlist now i bet

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Tits and ass and pussy. dicks fucking pussy pussy being filled with cum. curvy body tits and pussy. wet pussy and soft skin. fucking cute girls. please make it stop
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>>35533801
The niggers want to get you they are going to get you look out oh shit what if your heart stops remember that you have to get up tomorrow don't sleep you'll die you're hungry eat eat eat eat look out they are going to find you hide kill yourself don't finish anything it doesn't matter normie music over and over
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>>35533801
You sound like you need something new to occupy your thoughts with.
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Buy a gun and show the world what you think of it. Either that or stop watching porn, start lifting weights, and man up. Your call.

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How are you lads holding up?
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Going into finance next year, what can I expect boys?
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>>35533726
eh, could be going better.
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>>35533815
You will probably learn lots about finance

Will i get a qt pie gf if i pretend to be a black man?
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>>35533714
An ugly black one maybe.
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>>35533756
Better than literally nothing :33
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>>35533768
http://www.clutchmagonline.com/2016/03/want-to-be-black-without-the-burden-chocolate-spray-tans-are-now-a-thing/

here you go fella

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>part of several internet communities but only on the periphery
>try to contribute but it doesn't work
>same thing irl
>tfw can't even make friends on the internet
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I-I'll bee your friend Anon
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I've wanted a robot friendship club.

>want to host something but don't know if anyone will come
>someone asks you to "bring a friend"
>sociable photos for normiebook

The club would provide and you'd offer your time in return
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>>35533803
I want people to befriend me for my content not because I complain about not making friends!

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>tfw skinnyfat
>tfw tendencies to get fatter in the future
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>>35533641
I know how you feel. I'm skinnyfat but have been exercising for a few months, and I look quite a bit better than I used to. However, food is the only source of enjoyment in my life, and while I have kept the cravings mostly at bay up tk this point, my will is weakening. I'm too depressed to take fitness so seriously, and sooner or later I will convince myself that it doesn't matter. I'm 130 pounds now, and the most I've ever weighed is 160 (this was during high school sports, and I was actually in decent shape.) however, I wouldn't be suprised if I end up to be 200+ pounds by the time I'm 30
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i feel you anon. I starve myself in hopes of cutting fat and all i get is thin in all the wrong places.
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What's even skinnyfat today? Like overweight or what.

t. retard

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Why do I fuck up every conversation I have with a woman?

>Sitting next to girl in class
>She wears glasses, pretty cute
>I am trying to make small talk with her
>She keeps seeming uninterested in me
>I remember that girls like guys with a sense of humor
>For some reason in my autistic mind I thought it would be funny to pretend to not no what glasses were
>"Haha! What are those around your eyes!?" I say like I am someone who has never seen glasses before
>She frowns at me and asks "what?"
>I start to panic and start to realize how autistic I was
>She just sighs and gets up and walks away to another seat

Why couldn't I have been born a Chad?
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@35533560
>to pretend to not no
what an idoit
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>>35533560
when you notice a girl is uninterested, it's best to stop talking.
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>>35533560
The sad truth is that if you were attractive and said that same exact line she would of laughed.

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JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU FUCKING WANT FROM ME
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Nothing , I want nothing from you.

You rustled?
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i want you to know you are loved
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I expect you to keep me nurtured with some delicious bread

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Anyone else balding but doesn't care? as long as I can look like george from seinfeld its all good mane
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>>35533456
I went full skinhead. Least I don't hide my /pol/ tendencies anymore.
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There are lots of cool balding guys.
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>have a dream about losing my hair
>wake up in a panic
>still have a full head of hair
>mfw

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What's a good animal for autismos to become experts in?

I've read about 4 hours worth of information about tigers today and they're really interesting
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>>35533375

Well what other types of animals do uou like? Plants also.

This could be a good thread
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Just about any insect is perfect

>They're incredibly diverse so there is a lot to sperg out over
>Normies hate them
>They're colorful and pretty
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>>35533426
The rafflesia is my favorite flower because its so weird and I liked vileplume as a kid

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What's your story? Are you a NEET? Do you have a GED?
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>>35533370
GED here I make min wage at a plant nursery but it's fulfilling work. Can't complain I guess.

Have had long stretches of NEETdom too.
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>>35533407
Why did you drop out of hs?
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Perma NEET here

Thinking about selling drugs but no idea how to get clients when I have no friends, selling to randoms seems like asking to get caught.

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