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>>35534807
You are my hero anon. Stay devilish.

>>35534807
You are just being an asshole

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>>35534807
I love it when normalfags get a taste of our robot abilities. Fuck that guy, i hope he cries about it
>>35535009
>sympathizing with a normie
Kill yourself, you fucking fag

>>35534801
only if you be mine.

>>35534851
we cant both be gfs anon

>>35534877
we can if we try hard enough. just believe boyo

>>35534773
Lizard face

Small as fuck

Let me suck that shit big boy

>>35534665
I'm not going to say there's no truth to it whatsoever, because the lower a person is on the totem pole, usually the lesser achievements seem higher and more valuable (like a mate, in this case).

Still...there are limits. If the dick don't work, then the dick don't work. You really want a wife so unattractive that you HAVE to use boner pills to fuck her? She'll know you're not physically attracted to her and resent you over it, too.

http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=7310&n=POOL%27SCLOSED.swf

>>35534665
Yeah, my dad told me the same thing when I was a teenager.
>"You don't wanna work? Great. Find an ugly girl with a rich dad."

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Its all about who loves/needs who more, a ugly woman can't get as much dick so she will value you more than a pretty girl who knows she doesn't need you.

Ali's 3rd wife was smoking hot, but once his parkinsons got really bad she left him, in the end he wound up with a homely girl from his childhood.

>>35534627
Stop sitting inside, go outside and live life

>>35534627
If you're actually trans no they will never go away. You might be able to repress working out and keeping busy all the time but 95% of people that repress end up transitioning or killing themselves.

>>35534627
Stop posting this ugly pigface

>>35534620
>tfw stretch the truth to the point it's an outright lie but you've done it so gradually you can think its a truth

I'm a terrible liar.

>>35534620
Nothing worse than a liar. Bet you play a rogue you backstabbing slimy piece of shit

>>35534612
w-wait where are you going OP
don't leave us please
we love you

>>35534612
>tfw no bf to take lo-fi pictures with and talk out of suicide

Don't do it anon you have a lot to live for I'm sure

you did it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=778cZt5guq8

>>35534591

Your brother would want you to move on and live the best life you can. He certainly wouldn't want you to do a murder/suicide over a god damn cotton rectangle.

>>35534591
Murder suicide is a permanent solution to all of your problems.

>>35534591
That's fucked up. If there's any justice in this rotten world he'll get stabbed in a mugging and the robber will make off with $100.

>>35534536
>run away from home
at this point buddy i think they'll be glad you're gone

>>35534536
is it really running away at this point my man

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>>35534536
>tfw I'm 32, have 136$ to my name and had to have my mommy buy me a new phone and the first month's cost as incentive to get a god damn job

what a time to be alive

>>35534333
Polo shirt and pants (no shorts pls), sneakers and you should be good

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>>35534384
i can wear my new balance??? online says black shoes only i dont understand effay stuff. like im only getting 10 a hour. i notice i got trips i feel so good today. get job, trips and got ice cream.

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>>35534333
/fa/ is for homosexuals in the closet.

Wear pic related. You probably don't need a tie after the first day.

The name I call out is "Michael".

Go to bed, Michael.

>B-but I go by Mike!

No excuses. Go to bed.

>>35534265
First or last names?

I'll eliminate easy ones to get them out of the way
>First
John
Michael
Jim
Tom
Richard
Harry
Ed

>Last
Smith
Jones
Williams
Roberts
Nguyen

Go to bed Bane. Don't forget to take off your mask and put your retainer in. Be a big guy

7-8 day no faps will cause a test spike of 140% on the 7th day before returning to baseline by day 9. Give it ago! You have nothing to lose.

>>35534206
>regularly masturbate around 5 times a day because nothing else to do
At least my dick is still fine after how long I've been doing this

Either overmasturbation or you're getting older (as the drive to fap tends to decrease with age).

Both. It's both .

they aren't racist as hell
against blacks anyway, don't put a jap and a korean in the same room

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_L2vJEb6lVE

>>35534148
Playing with your imagination and sense perceptions. Imagine stuff like a war between giant germs happening in your room or letter a's being shot out of your hand, or all of your things talking to you in an alien tongue.

Talking to people who seem to disappear, heads that appear and disappear, stick figures that high five you every time you count to dodek.

You can also change your attributions. Instead of thinking of yourself as a loser, congratulate yourself for choosing hard mode instead of these normies. That light switch isn't just something that's used to turn on light, it might open a secret compartment on the other edge of the solar system.

Do not confuse this advance autism technique with daydreaming. This time, you're actively substituting reality instead of forgetting about it. Far more effective.
At this point, I hate reality. Might as well forget about it and play with all of your perceptions and attributions. Fuck reality. Hooray for imagination!

>>35534148
download roms of the older generations and explore such endless library

>>35534148
>normies have completely ruined it for me

how?

Did they come into your room and stomp on your XBox and computer?


You're either playing too many ONLINE games, especially normie games where all the normies are, oryou're just playing too much video game altogether in which case you would need a new hobby.


I'm old as shit, I grew up without video games.

My brother was really into building scale models of planes and tanks and other shit. There's a local hobby shop and he was down there all the time. I suspect he was also getting high off the glue and paint but that's besides the point.

Personally I was of an outdoors kid, just riding my bike anywhere and winning the odds of getting kidnapped. Before that I was really into Legos, I grew up with those, I then started playing the piano and guitar which I have been going back to recently.

You could take up photography, learning how to code, making your own music on a computer, paintng and drawing, whatever you're into man.

>>35534090

Such is the plight of the moms basement neet

>>35534090
does she not trust you're watching a sitcom?

>tfw mommy makes me keep the computer in the livingroom

>>35534090
Either that or just put up with her bullshit even more