Post dreams and help analyze
My dream I had during afternoon nap:
>Somehow end up in a restroom stall with oneitis
>Me and her alone, with no one around
>She kisses me
>"Anon I've been waiting so long for this."
>sucks me off
>Looks into my eyes the whole time
>Feelsgood.jpg
>Think to myself its too good to be true
>must be dreaming
>wake up
>Fuck
I was too much of a pussy to ask her out irl
I had a dream in a house with lots of people where a certain number of people had to be killed in order for the last man standing to live. It resulted in only 4 people. Me, an old friend that I hated, a fat lady and her husband. The fat lady began to kill her husband and stab him. She then committed sudoku by killing herself with a gun that had one bullet. I looked at my friend and began to stab him various times. He tried to fight it off but he couldn't withstand. I finally decapitated his head.
>>35536456
Any details about this old friend? Did he do you any wrong? How bad did you feel after you murdered him?
People I know in real life keep telling me that they hate me and ask me if I'm retarded in my dreams. It doesn't even wake me up, I just get up in the morning feeling depressed.
Are there any robot girls who will talk to me? I feel like dying. I'll take any conversation at all. Please
>>35536101
if it makes any difference at all, i am also a girl
>>35536108
Yes hi what's up
>>35536108
Hello, I kinda feel like I shoot up my uni, but then again, I like music too much to die out without experience as much music as possible. What's your dumb reason to be alive?
I've noticed recently a lot of women are wearing these. What do they mean by this?
>>35536041
As I just said in my cyborg thread, black belt for giving bj.
>>35536041
It means sage and hide thread, you unoriginal fucking goober.
They're just a cheap trendy accessory that goes with most outfits. Doesn't mean anything. At most it probably means they use instagram regularly.
>what you are
>what you want to be
wow they really did chuck bass like that. my bf is between built and ripped/athletic.
that skinny guy needs to get back to auschwitz
he is threadfloss
>>35535929
Right now i'm builtfat
I want to be built, just have to cut off all the chicken tendies.
What are your biggest fears about life lads?
For me, it's the fear that I'm never going to be able to move out or even be remotely successful in life. I'm 23 and all of my friends are or have already found a decent paying job, gotten their own place and are living life well. Hell, some of my friends that are around my age are business owners and homeowners. And then there's me. I'm stuck at a shit job, literally living in my folk's basement and only making $1200 a month after taxes. In my area, that's not even enough to rent a small shitty studio. Basically, my outlook on life is bleak and I want to die. I have no particular valuable skills, dropped out of college and I'm not particularly good at anything, either.
Basically tfw no gf. My personality is terrible and I'm often alone. I'm afraid I won't find anyone to spend my life with. Not only that I'm overweight and not really that good looking.
>>35535759
>>35535884
>tfw you're a combination of both of these
>>35535759
>ill never accomplish my dreams
>ll never have a gf
>ill kill myself and make my mom sad and depressed
Sitting on my couch playing old video games, smoking a bowl while the girl of my dreams is sleeping infront of me. Life's beatiful robots :)
>>35535694
glad you found happiness anon. it's nice to hear about some good in the world rather than all the pitying that goes on in here
>>35535694
>smoking
fucking degenerate
>>35535694
i hope to have this one day
>cleared my day and did all my chores and food prep to do DXM tomorrow.
I did DXM for the first time in a decade on a whim a few days ago because I couldn't get booze due to an expired license. It was a super introspective trip and despite being in a shitty place in life, it was really enjoyable. I wanted to be a nicer and better person, and was in love with the world. A stark difference to the dreadful, suicidal depression I got when I did shrooms, and the drunken numbness when I did Coriciden that was limited by dosing and vomiting due to the other active indredient.
I have tasty snacks and am marinating chicken thighs to make fried chicken. I managed to buy some wine today because the walmart lady was cool. I got 2 bottles of generic Delsym (DXM Polistirex vs hyrdrobromide), but will only drink one. I got some cool anime and vidya to keep me occupied. It's fukken go time tomorrow.
>>35535679
o that sounds exciting. What exact brand/type of cough syrup do you get? I'm so worried I'd buy the wrong brand and just fuck up my body.
Also, how many times have you done shrooms? I find that the setting can really influence the trip, and having a group of good people you trust is important, as well as not being alone as it's too easy to get lost in thought.
>>35535740
The first time I got Delsym because I couldn't find the generics, but this time I got pic related. Apparently they're identical as far as ingredients with nothing you wouldn't want, just DXM. $8 vs $12.50 is much better on the ol' NEET wallet. No nausea like with CCCs, but clear your day, you won't be "right" physically. It's still enjoyable, but my legs felt detached and I had some balance problems. Also vision gets weird.
I did shrooms many times, because I actually used to grow them on a high level. I actually enjoyed them on the very rare(like 1-2X) I did them while out, but most of the time I was holed up alone in my room wallowing in depression and ruminating on my shitty life decisions, suicidal thoughts, and completely fake friends. I also hated the taste, which limited me being able to take enough (should've ground them into a powder and used gelcaps), and would puke very violently after. They're just not for me. Maybe when I'm super happy and have an established life, but not any time soon.
Is this the general degenerate thread?
I just took 2500mg of benadryl.
Seriously dudes, don't sweat it.
You've got other things to worry about and you need to focus on being the best you, instead of bagging some bitches.
Take a look at the OP pic, this bitch rejected me in college because I wasn't a "femboi" and look at her now. She's a fat disgusting "gender queer" with a bad hair cut.
Get successful and laugh at these hos once you've rizen to greatness
well anons?
I am trying to make you feel less sorry about yourselves.
>>35535672
>>35536104
Shut up, faggot
Originally, too
>>35535672
c00l beans
Just a reminder that you will never be as happy as Chad and Stacy.
https://youtu.be/rQvSk_XseNA
https://youtu.be/ttkL-9W3tG4
>>35535659
>pic
Look at that nigga's brows and eyeliner. I'm not watching a video of a fucking washed up average chick with her fag tagalong. He is straight up fucking homosexual.
They are too ugly to be Chad and Stacy.
>>35535739
He does appear to be wearing a good deal of makeup
Accidentally read roko's basilisk
this is such an autistic nerd thing to get spooked about
reading this thread made me mad
fuck you
>>35535630
Link to Roko's discord?
>>35535630
>mom learned of Roko's Basilisk
Oh shit guys what do I doseriously though, roko's basilisk definitely helped me battle my depression and get a gf. you guys should check it out if you haven't.
Would a car like this make me appear more interesting?
>>35535618
Might do. Problem is that you aren't more interesting I'm guessing. No better than an ugly woman plastered in make up.
Probably not. At least you could go fast.
>>35535618
A car alone will do nothing for you
Elliot Rodgers had a nice car, but he was still a psychotic failure
If you have other qualities, buying a nice car will supplement them. But a nice car, by itself, is nothing and will not make a good impression
Do Mexican/Mexican-American chicks like white guys?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmCLLTjI6dw
They like the chance of scoring US citizenship if that is what you are asking
(but yes, yes they do like white guys. to a fault)
>>35535545
First reply. I like these Mexican girl threads before they get too deep into that /pol/ shit.
So I recommend you post a lot of pictures of cute Mexicans in the thread to make it more entertaining.
Maria Ramos Cosplay or MarieDoll Cosplay is the name of the girl in your photo OP. She is awesome and THICC. She is beautiful.
i miss my mexican gf. she was so sweet
>rank top 5 boards by order of use
1. /r9k/
2. /vr/
3. /k/
4. /toy/
5. /co/
/pol/ used to be on this list but it fell so dramatically within the past year, though was gradually declining for the 2 years preceding even that
I only browse /toy/ and /r9k/ these days. /toy/ is really the last safe place for our kind. It's a hobby autists enjoy but not entry level enough for normies to swarm the board, like /tv/ /co/ or /v/. It's almost all male. /r9k/ is probably one of the most normie boards these days (and definitely one of the most Tumblrina ones) ironically enough, but I can't pull myself away from here, mad as it makes me. Occassionally there's a thread that kind of reminds me of our glory says pre reddit and Tumblrina invasion. It makes it worth sifting through all the garbage.
>/r9k/
>/v/
>/ic/
>/pol/
>/wsg/
I used to strictly only browse /pol/ during the election but I've stopped recently because the 1488 race war now memes are starting to become unironic and it's cringe.
>/fit/
>/r9k/
That's literally it, no other board has anything that interests me, and /r9k/ is a cesspool of such shit that I'm probably just gonna be single boarder.
Any niggas looking to talk some shit in the name of fun?
>>35535424
Yeah I said some shit, wut?
Man FUCK you and your bone spurs.
>>35535424
>>35535506
>not posting the video
>>35535506
yeah I do it a lot on 4chan, you think brent (psycho nigga) browses /r9k/?
>Thanks Anon, My life wouldn't better if I haven't met you. Thanks a lot.
>I-I uhmm.. I uhh... Nevermind.
>You think you can take all the orbiters away from me, Eliza?
>Think again skank.
tfw you know shes unlikeable insane crack whore used goods but on the other hand shes the cutest female on the planet
get out of my HEAD
>>35535511
I agree, bud.original