What does r9k prefer
an INFJ or INTJ?
>>35536640
I'd prefer it if you never posted on of your drawings online again.
Anyone with E or F does not belong on 4chan.
Further, instances of both have increased significantly with the rise in mobile browsing.
yeah fuk those e's n f's
>22 years old
>in a long-term relationship
>talk progresses toward marriage and children
>"I have a strong desire to pass on my genes, anon."
>ohfuckwhy.png
>have a crippling phobia of pregnancy and babies
>would not longer view myself or my spouse as human if we went through with it
why the fuck does she want to ruin our family of 2? Her roastie bullshit is ruining my fucking life, N E V E R fall in love.
Women can only love themselves, children are an extension of themselves, you are not her, therefore you are expendable v
>>35536676
I'm going to get a hysterectomy ASAP.
I feel like I have to do something drastic to burst this bubble of hers.
>>35536737
she'll just dump you anon
Reminder that the ideal height for a woman is 5'0.
>>35536621
reminder that the ideal height for a woman is 12'0.
Reminder that the ideal height for a woman issubjective
>>35536621
>implying it's not 5'8"
manlet detected
Anyone vanlife here?
>>35536595
I wish I was. It sounds comfy as fuck, but I can't afford a van. Also, I would be constantly scared that it would break down all the time.I also still don't have my driver's liscense, despite being 19 years old
>>35536595
I want a matte black van with a skull decal on the top.
>inb4 edgy
>>35536672
Are you kind of a spoopy person?
How do I know if I'm gay or prison gay?
>>35536579
Why do you care? Just fap to what you like, you don't have to have an identity crisis about it. People who build up an identity around being gay, or try to be gay elitists are shit.
use the scientific method and control the variables. get urself arrested to find out?
Don't worry about it, the worst thing you can do is start fucking random guys out of fear of what you may or may not be, only have sex with someone that you really like and are interested in and you can't go wrong.
I have an 8 page essay due tomorrow. I have to go to a class at 8AM. Any advice on how I can finish this?
Just say your dog ate it
How much have you done so far?
Get off 4chan you fucking autist.
I'll commit
>>35536553
To Kermit The Frog Impersonations
THE CAGED CUTIE WEEKLY
you talk about being a sissy boy in chastity and how you cook and clean while your bf is away. You discuss meals and other typical women shit
you better come through
>>35536553
Suh Dude
lololiuuhgftt
>tfw no ramen-making gf with her friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMBNGxBgpiA
>>35536535
You could drive a truck through that gap, Tori
>>35536535
>the lard monster says "Well, we like sodium"
>>35536535
You can tell that the fat friend is just the third wheel.
Anyone else like being a virgin because it means without a shadow of a doubt you will never have kids?
Living life as a man without kids and wife is living life right.
>>35536505
That's why the smart people don't have kids, they figured it out. We're a selfish bunch in the end.
>>35536531
having a child is probably the most selfish thing you can possibly do.
Is it bad to smoke weed when you hang out with your friends, but not on your own?
I don't feel addicted to it, but talking with people always feels way more interesting and I find that I can open up a lot more when I'm high.
>>35536462
do whatever the fuck you want. It's not any worse to smoke weed with friends than it is alone.
If it makes you feel any better, if it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen.
pic unrelated
Sure if you're a cocksucking newbie who just got into smoking weed. Faggot.
I'M GONNA DO WHAT I WANT AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS LIFE IS A FUCKING GAME TO ME
Go ahead and jump off a original cliff
*block's youre path*
what now kiddo
We are kindred spirits, op.
GG Allin is my spirit animal.
reminder that if you plan to breed or already did you are worse than Hitler ever was
>>35536405
I AGREE COMPLETELY. YOU ARE A WISE MAN OP.
>>35536847
thanks fellow wise man and bump
>>35536405
Damn, you know i already have a child, but reading this , you arent wrong
Hey, /r9k/, came here to just let some words open for your empty virtual faces. I don't expect for someone to actually read this, cause my threads never survive long, but here it goes:
>be me, 21 years old
>Failed normie, religion never was a hit, dad never showed that he cared and momma was just another hardened soul.
>Drugs gave me friends and power
>Art seems like the only true thing, actual art, made of pain and incomformity
>Have had three gf's, the emotional fetiche of attracting girls who need someone to unclip their wings
>just broke up with the last gf, who solemly loved me and admired me
Now, the point to all this greentext, have any of you ever felt that? That particular feel in which I am not sad, I am not happy, I only seek pleasure out of life like I'm milking a cow that's already dried up, in search of some form of happiness.
Drugs won't cut it anymore, art won't cut it anymore, my family have always been nothing more than useful resources and I'm starting to get sick of my sanest friends.
I feel like I'm trapped, looking at the reality of my senses like I'm a little person, sitting inside the cavern of my skull, looking through the holes where my eyes would be.
Help me, any robot that can read this. Is there someone actually fucking out there? Have I been talking to the nothingness this entire time?
Should I just embrace my own subjective crazyness and give up on people?
Thanks if anyone got the time to read me. Until next time, anons.
-R.
>>35536352
What the fuck is this shit
You should've gone to university, gotten a proper job, found a virgin girl in a small bible beating flyover town and imported her as your wife.
This is the correct redpill course of life.
>>35536352
You're retarded for making shitty life choices but at least you can recognize you have a problem. Know that life is meant to be more fulfilling than what you're experiencing now, although if it fucks you over, you are not alone.
>>35536397
And you're a dick who's projecting.
>>35536352
My kik is AdilPleaseGetOut
I'm kind of in your position right now, except with more sadness. And I've never had a gf.
If you wanna talk, I'm here for you anon.
>eat a whole bag of sun chips
>have diahrea next day
>do it again everyweek
what chips do you guys like?
>>35536222
I popped a hemorrhoid today. It sucked.
>>35536260
i knew a person with those and they died i hope they still are
>>35536222
I usually just get these, otherwise I stare up and down the chip isle for five minutes because I'm so indecisive.
Funyuns and salt & vinegar stuff are great too though
Am I supposed to put this into the vagina without pulling back the foreskin? Or do I pull it back?
It should go back on it's own.
You didn't break it yet
>>35536151
What happens if I don't tho ?
the girl will yank it down before applying the condom with absolutely 0% concern for whether that may be uncomfortable or painful for you at all
every woman does this before sex it's a big part of the foreplay