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>Play vidya for a few hours
>Hear mum seeing off her friend, lets call her Kate, I'm sick of referring to her as mum's friend
>Mum goes back inside and Kate heads to her car
>She gets into the car and starts making a phone call, the windows are down and my room faces the driveway, so I can easily hear her
>"Well look, I'm good friends with his mum so I would really appreciate it if you'd take him with you"
>"listen, she's worried about him, he never gets out of the house and he doesn't have any friends"
>"Ok, thank you, I told them you'd be here to pick anon up around 5:30"
>Play vidya until 4:30
>put on my nice clothes, denim shorts, my old leather school shoes which are the only pair I have and my terminator 2 shirt (pic very related)
>Use the imperial leather deodorant because it's a special occasion
>hear Jarrod arrive at 5:30, can hear popular music like you hear on the radio coming from his car
>Oh no, there's other people in the car, girls
>Walk out front door, Jarrod and his companions get out of the car
>"Hi Jarrod"
>"H-Hey man, whats happening?"
>Not sure whether to respond or not, end up keeping quiet
>Him and his companions look somewhat disgusted, one of the girls is trying to conceal a smirk, reminds me of my high school days
>"Ok, so we've just gotta stop at the bottle shop on the way to the party"
>We all get in the car
>It's a small car, Jarrod and his girlfriend are in the front, there's two more girls in the back, I have to squeeze up next to one of them
>I can't get my seat belt in
>Keep fiddling with it but the belt won't go into the buckle
>My hand is basically under the girl's ass
>She looks uncomfortable to say the least
>"you OK back there anon?"
>"just a sec" I'm getting really flustered, it simply won't go in
>"don't worry about it man, the bottle shop is just down the road"
>"oh, ok"
>I just wrap the belt around my stomach
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(cont)
>The music is loud and makes my head hurt
>After a few minutes Jarrod tries to make conversation with me
>"You don't really seem like you're diggin these beats haha, what kinda music you into"
>"I don't really listen to much music",
>After a moment of awkward silence Jared goes back to making conversation with his friends, who seem content ignoring me, especially the girl next to me, who's bum I touched while trying to fix the seat belt. She actually makes an effort not to face me
>We're approaching the bottle shop, coming up to the last intersection
>Jarred had turned around to talk to one of the girls in the back, because of this, he didn't notice the cars slowing down in front of us
>"Fuck Jarrod! look out" one of the girls shouts
>Jarrod slams on the breaks and everyone is thrown forward, of course I'm not wearing my seat belt properly so I thrown into the back of the passenger seat
>Feel my nose slam into the plastic, followed by a trickle of blood running across my mouth. >My arm also gets hit at a weird angle, can barely move it without pain
>Jarred notices, "Oh for fuck man, are you alright"
>"not really, I think my nose is broken, my arm hurts pretty bad as well"
>We pull into the bottle shop, "Ok, we'll take you inside to phone for help"
>Jarrod and his gf take me inside while the others wait in the car
>Tell guy at counter what happened and he phones an ambulance
>The three of us wait out the front of the bottle shop, the others are still in the car
>Jarrod and his gf keep arguing in hushed whispers about something, they stop talking every time I glance over
>Eventually Jarrod comes over to me "Hey anon, we're just going back to the car to let the others know what's going on"
>"ok" I'm wondering at this point why they both have to go
>They get in the car, See Jarrod get in the car and turn it on
>He briefly glances at me, I can see the pity in his eyes, then he turns his gaze to the rear mirror, backs out and leaves
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>feel pretty shitty after I realize what's happened
>Start crying, sobbing is probably a better word, it's quite loud
>People are staring at me, a few ask if I'm ok, this doesn't help my feeling of general shitness
>hear ambulance in the distance
>by the time the paramedics arrive I've gathered a small crowd, as I sit on the curb covered in blood, with tears running down my face
>Take me to hospital
>Mum arrives shortly after
>Find out I've got Broken nose and dislocated arm
>Mum goes off at Kate on the phone when she finds out what happened
>"that cunt of son of yours just left him in the fucking car park!"
>throws the phone down in a fit of rage
>We leave at about 8:30, I've got plaster all over my face, and my arm's in a brace
>Mum bitches about Kate and Jarrod all the way home, she's furious about what happened
>Go to bed
>that was 6 months ago, I haven't seen Kate or Jarrod since

>>35539190
not too b insulting but that sounds kinda gay senpai

>>35539190
I agree. the cards are stacked against us. Believe me. I know this very very well. I've experienced a lifetime of opposition from the female gender. Women can do no wrong and are perfectly innocent in a heavily gynocentric culture. They think MGTOW is just a bunch of bitter male virgins, but many of those men were cucked hard in nasty divorces with women. They think MGTOW is a result of misogyny but it really is a reaction to the war on men.

Who knows why I feel so much anger towards women? Am I gay? I don't find men attractive. I have found women physically attractive many times. I guess i hate them because I feel like they hate me.

>>35539373
Why would you ask other people if you're gay?
Wouldn't you know if you were a butt bandit or not?

>>35539131
FvD Thierry Baudet
>Has hundreds of books
>Lives on his own
>Has a lavenderbag
>Sometimes has autism attacks
>Wants to protect the Netherlands against the roaches
Only choice senpai

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AfD
>cdu is no option because Merkel
>spd is no option because schultz
>gruene /linke are basically the same scum

Im not all for AfD, they have some stupid thought but if they get like 20-30% we would have a counterweight to all this cuckening

>>35539482
Me too anon! I'm doing the same.

>>35539126
would you be my gf?
oregano

What makes you a fembot? Since you are not fat, that leaves:

>unhygienic
>mentally ill
>NEET
>shut-in

ITT we petition what Hiro should filter the word fembot to

i vote roastie

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lain is a cute

>>35539098
>>35539180
Anime is garbage!
Prove me wrong.
Pro tip YOU CANT!

>>35539204
Kill yourself you pathetic NEET who doesn't even watch anime

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I guess it doesn't seem so bad to them if they never had to deal with rejection.

>>35539036
God that is so sad

>>35539240
((((nussbaum))))
((((Hertzig))))

have anal sex.....with a toy....do it....

>>35539062
i appreciate the input anon, but sexual pleasure is the least of it. it's the intimate & romantic stuff that is making me feel awful...

>>35539108
>intimate & romantic stuff that is making me feel awful...
just find a bf LMAO

e46 bmw, automatic, either 10 and 2 or both hands at 6

>>35539019
Chrysler 300, auto 9 and 3 or just 12 and masturbating

>>35539019
Mercedes C300, auto, sometimes ~7 and 3 or just 3

Also own a shitbike for when the weather is nice

Yellow fever is an acute viral disease. In most cases, symptoms include fever, chills, loss of appetite, nausea, muscle pains particularly in the back, and headaches.

The disease is caused by the yellow fever virus and is spread by the bite of an infected female mosquito. It infects only humans, other primates, and several species of mosquitoes.

I think there is truth in that asians are on average more feminine/cute looking than other races. So it is only natural that a globalized world develops yellow fever.

>>35539011
As a Caucasian male I can tell you that white women in general a trash and Asian women are are far superior wives.

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>get a gf
>she has an ugly dick

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>get gf
>she doesn't put out

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>get gf
>She short circuits when I take her into the bath tub

>>35538947
you're being too vague. Only you know about a hobbie you'd like. sort yourself out

>>35538947

sounds like refreshing /r9k/ is the right hobby for you

>>35538980
>>35538994
You guys are just mean T-T

I would highly discourage this.

Please don't.

Origilol

you fucko

>>35538907
What degree anon
>I will judge you

>>35538907
going military is basically your only option or you'll be in a vicious cycle of gaining more debt and trying to pay it off.

Tbh you should've just went into the military and gotten your degree there. But since you're going in now, if you want ACTUAL job experience and don't care about making like 700 less a month go Enlisted but if you want to build """"""leadership skills""""""" and you're about your money go Officer

When will people stop falling for the degree meme. All those people studying to get the same Job and when theyre done they cant get that one job. And they cant even use a hammer either.

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>>35538905
Women's nature makes it so they desire males. Therefore women are the most gay group of people on earth.
Origano is tasty

>>35538905
>TRAPS ALLOWED
I was thinking about joining until I read this

Just go to lolcow

>>35538869
Jesus Christ if only you know how true that picture is

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but there is a cure

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>tfw faggot hate threads can't even gain traction on /r9k/