Someone explain pic related to me because I really don't understand
>>35540443
It's implying that occasionally while walking, your balls get stuck to your leg and you need to take a weird wide step to try to wrangle them back in without having to adjust yourself with your hands.
>>35540443
>Female or no dick and balls faggot detected
>>35540443
Stepping aside so m'lady can pass.
[Chorus]
Thus saith the Lord:
Since you refuse to free my people
All through the land of Egypt...
I send a pestilence and plague
Into your house, into your bed
Into your streams, into your streets
Into your drink, into your bread
Upon your cattle, on your sheep
Upon your oxen in your field
Into your dreams, into your sleep
Until you break, until you yield
I send the swarm, I send the horde
Thus saith the Lord
[Moses]
Once I called you brother
Once I thought the chance
to make you laugh
Was all I ever wanted...
[Chorus]
I send the thunder from the sky
I send the fire raining down
[Moses]
And even now I wish that God
had chose another
Serving as your foe on his behalf
Is the last thing that I wanted...
[Chorus]
I send a hail of burning ice
On ev'ry field, on ev'ry town
[Moses]
This was my home
All this pain and devastation
How it tortures me inside
All the innocent who suffer
From your stubbornness and pride...
[Chorus]
I send the locusts on a wind
Such as the world has never seen
On ev'ry leaf, on ev'ry stalk
Until there's nothing left of green
I send my scourge, I send my sword
Thus saith the Lord!
[Moses]
You who I called brother
Why must you call down another blow?
[Chorus]
I send my scourge, I send my sword
[Moses]
Let my people go
[Moses and Chorus]
Thus saith the Lord
[Rameses]
You who I called brother
How could you have come to hate me so?
Is this what you wanted?
[Chorus]
I send the swarm, I send the horde...
[Rameses]
Then let my heart be hardened
And never mind how high the cost may grow
This will still be so:
I will never let your people go...
[Chorus]
Thus saith the Lord:
[Moses]
Thus saith the Lord:
[Rameses]
I will not...
L E T. Y O U R / M Y. P E O P L E. G O O O ~
first good post ive seen today
Great post anon. I really appreciated it
> ever loving benevolent god
> Make innocents suffer because of their leader
> Purposely harden his heart to prolong their suffering
> Has favourites among his creation
> Is "omnipotent and omniscient" but is still prone to mundane feelings of wrath, revenge, jealousy and resent
> Cares not for non human lives
How obvious can it get, that this is nothing but a tale created by desert dwelling nomads to satisfy their need of spirituality... How naive one has to be to swallow any of that bullshit?
This is the future you chose Blackboy.
interested white guy here
go on
Why would a white person put their penis inside a black woman?
THERE ARE MANY THINGS THAT I
WOULD LIIIIKE TO SAY TO YOUUUU BUT I DONT KNOW HOOOOOOOOW
Guys, I tried reddit for a few months off and on and can't believe the amount of
>Virtue signalling non-stop
>Down voting used to suppress any form of dissenting or differing opinion from the norm regardless of facts or tone or desire for discussion, for the purpose of muting your comment and labeling it dangerous to the culture of the site
>Pretentious fucking idiots using the above knowledge to insult you for daring to think outside the box or considering outside perspectives or question the norm, and doing this with immunity as they are seen as valiant fighters for protecting the sites culture from attack
I don't get it. Here at 4chan we are flooded with trolls. We accept and understand that trolls will always and forever be apart of any discussion attempted here. Somehow, and possibly because of the trolls brazen attitudes, we are able to discuss and argue with the full range of possible perspectives because anyone and everyone can put their opinion forward.
Reddit is not a forum for discussion. It is only a forum for agreement. Find a topic you agree with and circlejerk to your hearts content in the subreddit designated to it.
4chan will never and can never be a forum of agreement because no one can be muted for dissension. The troll is as loud as the virtue signaler.
P.s. I hate you all, but you are far better company than most of reddit.
>reddit spacing
fuck off tourist
Yeah I agree
It's a fucking circle jerk where people can literally censor unpopular opinions/facts.
It's shit, yet I can't stop lurking r/relationships, r/personalfinance, r/australia and more. They're so cancerous yet I keep going back.
I've never signed up though, so I'm not a cuck.
>>35540302
Gee, I've never encountered such original opinions.
I eat cereal and lasagna but I mostly sleep what bout you
>ITT: what do you eat
>mostly sleep
you must shit death
>cereal
>noodles
>some sort of chicken/turkey based meal, usually with rice or more noodles
>a biscuit or two
bed
>>35540266
Lasagna is my favorite food, but I mostly eat what they offer us at the cantine at work.
Does anyone else get vagina envy?
I don't think I want to be a woman, but I look at my dick and just wish I had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I wish I could have multiple orgasms
I don't even hate females. I just wish I had a warm, wet hole between my legs instead my pink/bright red dick
I get jealous and depressed every time I see a woman because of this. If I ever did get a gf I'd always feel inadequate and like I'm missing out on one of life's great joys. I'd kill to be able to enjoy orgasming like a female, even once. Yet they get do it any time they want for as long as they want, usually multiple times in a row.
I suspect misogyny is rooted is men's jealousy of women and their superior sexual pleasure.
>>35540260
Yeah I would kill for a vagina but I'm probably trans so there is that.
No. I have both a dick and a boipucci.
>>35540280
>I have both a dick and a boipucci.
I don't believe you, show us.
ITT: We boost our self confidence by posting pictures of losers bigger than ourselves
>>35540254
Get a load of this loser senpai
>>35540254
jahans is NOT a loser
so please DELETE THIS
>cut
>ugly
>balding
>small dick
>dick is also ugly
>wake up
>see literally this
>she says "I love you so much..."
what do you do?
look in a mirror to determine if i switched bodies with chad
>>35540187
Y-you too.
Original commentvfdgbvxdbb
>>35540197
>mirror
>not "determine if I switched body with stacy and I'm actually talking to my reflection"
ya blew it
>be me
>19 year old girl
>crush on an 18 year old guy
I'm a COUGAR :(
>be me
>19 year old girl
>crush on dead 19 year old
>with every passing day I become more of a cougar
>>35540176
yesterday i saw my oneities, i got fucking scared looking at her, then i saw her for the second time, was relaxed then, agreed that i cant get her, never will be able to, i surrender.
>>35540176
I wish stupid-ass posts like this were against board rules
What percentage of women has been part of a MFF threesome?
>>35540065
33-34%
>>35540065
me on the righttfw you will never suck dick
>>35540124
you can if you work on your flexibility
>be me
>20 year old beta male
>be swiss
>student in business administration
>poor af (yeah it exists in switzerland too)
>want to lose virginity
There is this government program here in the canton I live where, if you can't afford your studies, the canton pays for you, but they don't give you directly money. Everytime you need to buy or pay something related to your studies, you have to go ask them and they will give you the money, You then have to bring them the receipt, to prove that you used the money for what was intended
>Suddenly, have genius idea
>Go to their desk and tell them I have to buy this random 150 swiss franks textbook for my economics class,
>don't even need the book, but they never check so it's all good
>Get the money
>"don't forget to bring back the receipt" , sure
>Go buy the textbook
>Go back home
>Make a copy of the receipt
>Bring it to the office
>The next day, go to the bookstore again, with the book, and the receipt copy
>Present them the receipt, get the book refunded for some bullshit reason like "the course got cancelled"
>Get the money back
>Use the internet to find a blonde and gorgeous 9/10 whore
>Fuck her the next day
>Lose virginity
>mfw when taxpayers paid money so I could fuck
>mfw I found a source of inifinite money
de ope isch en nuttesohn :-D
>>35540046
I speak only french bro, I hate german so much
>>35540036
>31
>also Swiss bot
>also poor as fuck
>complete wagecuck
>entire wages barely cover living expenses in this fucking country
>surrounded by privileged cunts whose parents are rich and gave their children everything they needed but the children instead spent it on useless shit
>ywn be a girl and get dp'd
Did you guys know that all women love rape?
Did you guys know that all women hate consent?
Yeah, they love rape. That's why I only rape them. I never have sex when they consent.
>had an extremely tragic and fucked up childhood and teenage years
>still not a depressed faggot
>relatively successful person
Anyone else here hate people who whine about how bad there life was like it's an excuse to be a loser?
I both want to die and am really afraid of death and want immortality.
>>35539933
What about the people that always try to get in a pissing contest about how hard their upbringing was. This dude at my work does this. I get it, you overcame so much. wow you're such an inspiration.
Fucking hate that guy
>>35539974
Aside from this thread, I rarely bring it up myself, except when people are whining to me.
I hate girls who post about their supposed PTSD on facebook and I hate this one fat faggot i met who insisted that there is no way i've had a hard life because if i did i would be a sensitive depressed suicidal faggot like him
Which one was ultimately right?
I haven't heard of the faggot on the right, and edgy kids always talk about Nietzsche. So I guess Nietzsche won.
Can you be more specific?
Not all their works covered the same topics, so which exact ideas do you mean?
>>35539931
The affirmation and the denial of the will and life
I have question for you guys, you always seem to blame the rest of the world for your personal issues, be them physical or emotional. However, it is very much the case that most of the issues caused in your life are due to a lack of ambition, person hygiene and gaping chunk clearly missing from your shoulders.
Why don't you just get a job, education and stop blaming women for sleeping with physical attractive and socially capable men. I understand you may have autism although, that shouldn't completely limit your job opportunities. Your self hatred is only perpetuated by these weird online asian cartoon boards. Just get a job and just be happy you silly frog. (Is that what you call yourselves?)
Anyway, I'm going to go and hold hands and then have sex with my girlfriend. While you eat chicken tendies and scream on an online message board.
>>35539888
>hold hands
bit lewd tbhlad
>>35539898
sad. Very very sad senpai
>just get a job
Easy as that