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>have to give presentation to the class
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>>35543492
>have to talk to the cashier
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>>35543492
>have to get a haircut

original original
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>>35544573
Why would you have to get a haircut?

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>Today is oneitis' birthday
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>>35543440
>has a "oneitis"

Oh look it's a pathetic nigger :)

Do you ever wonder why women act entitled, selfish, pretentious, and vain? Well, it's because dumb, weak, thirsty niggers like you enable them :)

"I'm obsessed with a dime-a-dozen generic white whore who is interchangeable with any other generic white whore and has no outstanding personality traits whatsoever, even though this person probably does not talk to me regularly and might even treat me like shit" ~ you

Have some fucking self respect you goddamn piece of shit. If you have a "oneitis" then FUCK YOU, YOU ARE THE PROBLEM. NOT WOMEN, IT'S YOU! YOU CAUSE THE PROBLEM. KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT ASSHOLE.
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>>35543476
I don't even talk to her or do anything. All I do is reminisce in the past of what could have been.
I know it's bad, but I don't know how to fix this behavior.
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>>35543491
>I don't know how to fix this behavior.
it's called stop being a weak bitch.

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Daily reminder that if you have a weak chin you might as well kill yourself.

Women are literally programmed to despise you.
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>have god-tier chin
>women still reject me because 5'8" manlet

Modern women require absolute perfection in every single aspect of a man's appearance. Have a weak anything and you might as well kill yourself.
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is that uncle jesse
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>>35544019
So why are you posting this and not killing yourself?

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Anyone want to be Snapchat friends? Using Snapchat helps me to feel a little less like a robot and a little more like a normie. That, and the images self-dispose. If anyone would like to Snapchat, my name is 'okbradley'

send whatever you want
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>>35543325
>That, and the images self-dispose.

>he doesn't realize the NSA and/or CIA get everything posted there
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>>35543371
why do i care if the cia/nsa see it if im just being depressed and gay and not a criminal
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tfw have snapchat but dotn understand the point of it

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I'M JUST SlTTING IN MY CAR AND
WAITING FOR MY
GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL
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>tfw atwa
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>>35543316
WIRED WERE THE EYES OF THE HORSE ON A JET PILOT
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>>35543316
PULL THE TAPEWORM OUT OF YOUR ASS

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You can use this thread for any member of your family

mom/mother/cousin/sister/imouto/onee/aneki/brother

Option 1
Go hug your sister and post results.

Option 2
You may also give her head pats or stare into her eyes and say "I love you".
If she is out of reach or you want to change your approach you may also text her 1 of the following lines.

1 - I've always loved you.
2 - I'm in love with you.
3 - I love you.
4 - Why haven't we had sex yet?
5 - Would you ever give us a chance?
6 - Do you feel about me the way I feel about you?
7 - I've hidden my feelings from you my whole life.
8 - Are you hungry? Want me to get you something?
9 - If we could do something together with no consequences what would we do?
0 - You are the one thing that keeps me sane in my life.
Dubs - I want to make love to you regardless of what other may think.
Trips - I want you to remember that no matter what you say I will always care about you. But the truth is I love you more than family... I want you.
Quads - Know that I am not joking, I am in love with you and want to be with you. I would never joke about this, and I want to be with you for the rest of my life.
Quints - I fell in love with you years ago... I'm taking a chance to tell you that despite of us being related you are the only person I ever see myself starting a family with.

Some of these can be played off as a joke just in case, but not all.
You can also use this thread if you are a sister looking to cuddle with your brother as well.

THIS THREAD MAY BE USED AS A ROLL OR A PRANK OR A SIMPLE SHOW OF EMOTION.

Regardless of your choice make sure to tell her how much you love her too!
Now go!
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My sister is married and lives in Australia.
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Fuck Meowth
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>>35543333
The quadruple 3s have spoken, you know what to do... text/email her, assuming she's still alive in that god-forsaken continent. Also,to cuck or not to cuck brother-in-law, that is the question.. Would you do it?

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Is there anybody else around here that roots for the villain in works of fiction? I remember, even when I was a little kid, for some reason I'd almost always want the villain to ultimately win in almost anything that I was watching.

Nowadays it's probably closer to 50/50, but I still find myself rooting for the villain as an adult. A lot of times, they'll be a lot more likeable and make a lot better points than the "hero" characters do. A lot of times, I even feel like the villain is more of a hero than the "hero" is.
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>>35543270

Depends what the villain stands for. But yeah in most fiction these days the villain is ironically in the right preaching responsibility and hard work whereas the "hero" is the person who defends people's rights to indulge, be lazy, and be degenerate.
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>>35543270
Yes, sicne I was a child I loved villains like Bowser
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>>35543583

tl;dr Big Brother is the good guy in 1984.

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>that one kid who worse his black slipknot hoodie even when it was 20 plus outside
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>>35543260
>that one kid who posts these threads on /r9k/ when they should be posted on Reddit or Twitter
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>>35543260
>not using freedom degrees
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>>35543319
>post 10,000 B.C
>not using Kelvins

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>people in their early 20s who are lower middle class shitting out children

And EVERYONE says it's beautiful and how cute the baby is when that child is going to get a mediocre life and a fucking trash parent
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>>35543205
Unless the parents are good people
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>>35543283
Good people wouldn't mix up a kid on their poorfag life. They usually wait until they're richer.
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>>35543205
For the good of the child's health, it's best that the parents have it in their early 20s. Otherwise they're prone to autism and other genetic conditions from birth.

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These are always fun.

What are some reg flags for you personally, when it comes to girls and other people in general?

For me;
>they think pizza's some godly food
>18+ and still thinks that Harry Potter is 'good'
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>>35543180
Your red flags suck. A good red flag is a constant display of attention seeking behavior.
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>asking loners about red flags

We've checked out . Herbivore man here
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>>35543208
>Herbivore man here

Another good example of a red flag.

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>March 2012 was 5 years ago
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thanks for invoking painful memories
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>>35543177
thanks einstein.

please kys! ;D
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Man I miss 2012.

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STAHP!!!
SCREENCAP WHAT YOU ARE LISTENING TO.
IGNORE THIS POST AND YOU'LL END UP A DICKLESS TWINK.
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I was listening to My Bloody Valentine
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>>35543171
Don't mind me a bit of shoegaze
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>>35543210

I only got into them recently because I confused them with My chemical romance until recently.

Turns out I like them both.

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How would you REACT to this GIRL from TINDER??? She's PREGNANT
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Swipe left.

Uninstall.
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>>35543116
90% Of the time tinder is only used as a hookup app. Id pass her OP
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She's just looking for a self esteem boost

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Anyone feels like he doesn't belong to this board anymore.
I don't think it is me who has changed, but definitely r9k did, I mean this place used to be aay cooler than this when I first came in here.
I remember I would see Feelsthread almost daily and several Elliot Rodgers threads too.
Now this place is just gay :
>no gf threads
>traps are accepted
>/soc/ whores migrated here
>now several fembot feels every day , all of them reach ridiculous amounts of posts.

I'm done . I'm moving to wizchan .
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No gf has always been here, but I do feel like it's all robots fucking talk about anymore.
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Yes but I can't leave. I just alternate from spending time here and alone playing games.
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>Elliott threads are good

U wot

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>TFW you will never taste this in your life
It's not fair
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Jokes on you I ate one of those last night
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>>35542987
Fuck you I haven't seen any in Florida since 2005
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>you will never know how good this tastes

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