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>>35543983
Those are not tendies, they are nuggers.

Are they the good kind?
8 bucks?
Julian?

>>35543983
are those deep fried? you glorious bastard

At least 16 of these sentences are about my oneitis. Is my taste shit then?

>>35543971
>he's a nice guy
>he supports far-right parties (PVV, UKIP, Trump)

We've got a problem here

Yawn. Weak cutfag bait. No sane girl would date a muslim who mutilated his penis.

>>35543913
Usually as much as this one.

>>35543913
Zero, most of the time. Sometimes four or five.

I don't start many threads, though. I usually do okay on replies to my replies.

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>>35543913
Many, because I gaypost a lot

>>35543858
Terrible bait, op

Otherwise, what do YOU do for fun?

>>35543858
I mostly just play yu gi oh these days anyways.

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>>35543881
OP probably does really manly stuff for fun like building things or working out or sucking big black cocks.

>>35543829
I would never choose to have anything like that happen to me.

>>35543859
If you are a white male you will eventually go the way of pic related. Its nature.

A bit gay

in case you haven't noticed people are just fucking idiots
a bunch of filthy apes

There are some feminists who hate trannies, they're called TERFs. It's sort of pathetic how badly they misjudged their own movement. It's about tearing down civilization, not actually helping women.

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>>35543809
this shit right here. everyone thing a person believes is ironic, hypocritical horse drivel. there's nothing no one no one with half of a brain that supports any cause or believes in anything. if you think about it feminism is pretty sexist itself, numbskull, it's just so in denial of all of its backwardness and true lack of self awareness.

always remember: irony begins at the line conscious awareness ends.

>turns out his pistol went off while he was cleaning it
/k/ here.

No, the dumb shit pulled the trigger while the gun had a round in the chamber. It's called a negligent discharge.

He could have just as easily aimed it wrong and shot you or another family member instead.

Tell him someone said this -
Always drop the magazine
Always clear the chamber
Keep your finger off the fucking trigger

I bet he owns a Glock doesn't he?

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>>35543766
spent the morning shoveling 2 ft of snow, driveway and a long ass sidewalk

>please kill me

>>35543811
>Always clear the chamber
Literally no reason to do this unless you're a complete retardo

how did you break out of neetdom?

>>35544740
I work weekends at a grocery store - my Uncle got me a job there after he came into my house and saw I was still asleep at 8pm. My bed was surrounded in sticky Archie comics. I had never been more embarrassed.

yeah I guess it's ok to fuck them. Freud (maybe? I don't think that's right) said that middle aged women should be fucking young men (younger than you but mentally you're 16) so they learn how to have sex.

>>35543688
what the fuck does those 3 all-capped phrases mean
i cant understand english

>>35543836
Socially calibrated: your tastes and subjective experiences must be the same as the social group you want to be a part of. You must imitate them and become one of them, losing your individuality because no social group is composed of a group of individuals, they are composed of a group of drones

Clear in intent: you must forego your intelligence and act like an ape, pissing on your territory for all to see what your intent is. Don't you dare ever approach a female with the intention to befriend her. First and foremost you must remember you're only here for the sex because that is the only thing that will surely raise your social value.

Self-amuse: i have no idea what this means, I can omly imagine it's some way to say "be interesting"

That'll be $450 for the consultation. I take mastercard, american, paypal, cashier's check

>>35543836
Just originally be yourself bro

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>>35543672
because I'm scrawny and weak, there is no way I could pick her up when needed

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>>35543672
I knew a wheelie girl in high school but it was because of some weird bone disease and her skull was the weirdest fucking shape
It looked like pic but skinnier at the top

She was my black friend's first kiss tho

Honestly, leave some of these crippled girls for us crippled robots please you fucking faggot jerks

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I originaIIy wish

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>>35543756
You can do it anon.
Think of all the rent you would save

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>>35543987
Maybe someday

I am headed the vagabonding way, and the reason I wouldn't go for a van is mainly because I wouldn't want to be anchored into where my van is.

And what I mean by this is that you can't cross an ocean in a van, not cheaply.

>>35543569
>in the lunch room
>minding my own business
>Walking with spaghetti in hand
>Chad says "yo bro"
>wtf is he talking to me?
>"hey bro where you get that?"
>points to my Bruce Lee sweater from underarmor
>Uh ny in the underarmor store there
>"ah cool bro, I want one"
>good luck getting one
>whole time fixing my hair and shit.
>wtf I'm a robot now
Kill me

>>35543569

>Group project
>50% of team fall off the map and are incommunicado
>Half of the ones who do show up are just sitting on their phones every session
>That one member that tries to hard but is frighteningly consistent in how shit his work is
>That one guy who tries to convince everyone to just wing it

Good thing I don't have to deal with many girls in Civ Engineering, the ones here are manly and couldn't possibly make group projects any worse.

>>35543569
The one girl I knew who was like this recently dropped out :^)
Also
>done presenting our group project
>ask if anyone has any questions just because I was told to do so
>hope no one does
>this one guy asks about 5 question, mostly off topic

-Public nudity is fine if it's a clothing optional area.
-Public shitting is not fine since it's very inconsiderate, especially when there's clean functional washrooms nearby.

>>35543544
/r9k/, the place that somehow gives you a new obscure fetish every fucking day.

>>35544793
I was a straight male before I got here.
unoriginal quelle surprise

>>35543516
Thanks for the post OP, reminds me of the good ol' r9k daysn quality posts were common.

I've had a read through and I must say, it's an interesting read. Those feelings of hopelessness you spoke of in the introduction were of particular note because it illustrates how the condition is a vicious cycle. One experiences feelings of hopelessness and shame, they are scared to bring this to the public so they reclude even more, exasperating their condition. I'd argue that this would be the reason why it affects males so much more: the stigma around failure with males is much more severe.

Do you have this as a PDF? Upload it, OP.

>>35543516
post the fucking pdf

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> do poopoo
> dont flush

I'm an anarchist, I can't deny it.

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>please take one
>don't take any

>>35543512
>"Open here"
>open it somewhere else
BROKEN