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comfffffffffffffffffffffffffy thread
oregano
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>>35548590
>wearing sweaters

Fuck, that is NOT comfy.

Idk what the obsession is with long sleeves. I hate long sleeves so fucking much, I have an incredibly aversion to them.

I love wearing short, loose-fitting clothing. Right now I'm wearing baggy pajama long pants with a comfy regular shirt. The material is soft and lovable. If I'm cold I get a blanket.

Wearing a sweater inside makes me want to kill myself.

maybe im just autistic
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>>35548649
Actually yeah you probably are autistic. That are all traits found in people with autism.
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>>35548649
thermals are comfy

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Do I pass anons?
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>>35548562
Baahahahahahaha
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are you trying to pass as a boy? because you failed
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>>35548562
Quagmires dad

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>tfw 10 year old girl says you look handsome
Why are kids so sympathetic to poor broken souls like myself? Why to they always grow up to be wretched normies?
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Society teaches people to be dicks and rewards dickish behavior while punishing kindness.
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>be stocking the shelf at grocery store a few years ago

>little girl who is probably like 8

>"I like your glasses"

>Say thanks and asks if she needs any help

>"And your hair"

melted my cold heart desu senpai
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the only girl that ever told me i was cute was 15. By that time i was 22 and im no pedo

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It's happening slowly, but I can feel it.
Despair turned to sadness.
Sadness is turning into hatred.
Hatred will turn to rage.

Is this how a school shooter feels?
What if you don't have a clear enemy?
What if you don't have a school to shoot up?
What if you think that life, existence itself has wronged you?
How do you stop the burning rage inside?
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i lift weights, drink, and make music. figure it out, faggot. no need to be an asshole and take it out on normies who can't even fathom the pain we feel.
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Nevermind, I just figured it out.
As it is clearly impossible to destroy everyone and everything, which would be what I really want, as a single weak pathetic human...
You just kill yourself.
You effectively destroy existence, as far as you're concerned. You achieve your goal. You end the rage, the suffering.

I'll keep that in mind when I inevitably fail and feel really cornered. There is always a way out.
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>>35548819
Don't do that to your family.

If I had a gun when I was in school all of my class would be dead and I'd be dead. Things get better, and if not; it's gets easier to handle. Trust me.

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Do real girls react like this when you pat their head?
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>>35548498
No they react like this
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>>35548498
>do real girls react like anim-
No you sperg.
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>>35548498
nope.not at all. even most chads couldn't get that reaction

i just got backstabbed by my best friend of 14 years.
it was the only time in my miserable little life that i told him i had a crush and you know what was his reaction?

he went after her like there is no girl left in the world, every chance he gets he will sit next to her and flirt with her and every time the three of us were together he will not stop mentioning my flaws.
i am not mad about the girl really i stopped caring about her. the reason i am pissed because once i thought of this guy as my brother but i didn't know that some pussy can make you backstab people.

i know that i sound misrable
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What if he liked her too ?
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>>35548463
I'm not a violent man, I've gotten into a scuffle or two and one genuine fight, by all accounts I am a non-confrontational pussy. But I would absolutely beat the shit out of this guy, assuming you are underage and/or young white trash.

I would give him no warning and initiate from behind with a haymaker to the back of the head, tackle him, get on top, and fuck him up.
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>>35548566

See this is a -real- backstabber

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>be me
>20 year old beta male
>be swiss
>student in business administration
>poor af (yeah it exists in switzerland too)
>want to lose virginity

There is this government program here in the canton I live where, if you can't afford your studies, the canton pays for you, but they don't give you directly money. Everytime you need to buy or pay something related to your studies, you have to go ask them and they will give you the money, You then have to bring them the receipt, to prove that you used the money for what was intended

>Suddenly, have genius idea
>Go to their desk and tell them I have to buy this random 150 swiss franks textbook for my economics class,
>don't even need the book, but they never check so it's all good
>Get the money
>"don't forget to bring back the receipt" , sure
>Go buy the textbook
>Go back home
>Make a copy of the receipt
>Bring it to the office
>The next day, go to the bookstore again, with the book, and the receipt copy
>Present them the receipt, get the book refunded for some bullshit reason like "the course got cancelled"
>Get the money back
>Use the internet to find a blonde and gorgeous 9/10 whore
>Fuck her the next day
>Lose virginity, finally
>mfw when taxpayers paid money so I could fuck
>mfw I found a source of inifinite money
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bump for visibility, what u think about this
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>>35548420
Encore ?
Enfin pas mal a toi les bitures gratuites !
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Yeah I'm sure no one thought of this before.

Even though here in America and most places the same things existed for many years.

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I've began my revenge against the roasties at my school.

>been storing cum in jars recently
>bake various cakes and brownies polluted with my cum
>hand them out to Stacy's at school

I've been adding more cum every time I bake. I wonder when it's going to become noticeable.

pic not mine
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if they accept your food and it eat you're clearly a normie and don't belong here

if you were a robot, they'd look at you with disgust and walk away calling you a creep
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>>35548407
bump for originiality

original
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>>35548481
Normies dont hand out baked treats with cum in them

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You wake up and you're a thicc blonde Stacey with a Chad fiancee who is upper middle class. You are stuck in her body forever. What do you do?
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>>35548394
Dump Chad and get into femdom with robots
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>>35548394
Become a pedophile
Drink a lot of semen for youthfulness
???
Profit
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try and find a diary so I can read up on myself so I can pass

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>tfw your social skills are so bad that to army dosent even want to recruit you

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is orginle
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BUMPPERONIE RAVIULI
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>>35548376
Like, you went to a recruiter and they said they weren't interested? That's incredible.

I went to an Army recruiter a while back, and I still get calls from them and other branches about joining up.
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People are probably applying in hordes right now.

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>tfw finally going to get fucked tonight by a boy
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>still looking for someone to fuck me
I've used a dildo a couple times but I've never kept it in for too long because I don't wanna be as tight as possible
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>>35548522
perhaps i could fuck you?
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>>35548369
That's nice anon hope you enjoy it.

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>You really don't care about the fact that I was born with a penis, right? You'll make me a happy pretty princess, right anon?
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>>35548321

>That jew nose

I wouldn't date that even if it wasn't born a man.
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>>35548321
No, catty faggoy

Reported
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>>35548399
severe jew nose yes
i agree with this

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>Tfw have a chad friend.

Is there a comfier feel robots?
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>>35548313
You're obviously a fagget
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Having a female friend you genuinely have no feelings for, even if she's attractive, and vice-versa.
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>>35548402

No jealousy in my thread please.

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How does one go for a hike?
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>>35548303
it's just walking
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>hmm I have the entirety of the internet at my disposal
>will I google it?
>perhaps ask the question on /out/?
>wait a second what is this?
>a board dedicated to whining about having no gf?
>perfect!
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>>35548303
If in US:
>Go to park
>Find trail head
>walk along path
>???
>success

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Let it all out, my friend.
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>>35548250
I don't think I've ever had any true friends. The walls are caving in and that's all I can think about.
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>>35548250
Im trying so fucking hard not to hate people but they keep pressing my buttons. Fuck them. Fuck political correctness
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Nah, I just need a hug.

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