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>Anon! You have been fapping to much! I can smell it on you, it's so gross. I know something I can do to help you with your problem.
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I want a girl to castrate me so badly that it makes me want to cry. It's my dream.
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>>35549735
Square up, cunt. My balls aren't leaving this body without a fucking fight.

And I only masturbate like once every 3-4 days, you stupid bitch.
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>>35549735
What is that she's holding?

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Why the fuck haven't we killed all the fucking refugees yet?
They aren't doing anything to help. Just grown men escaped from war using people's sympathy to live.
So they rape, steal, kill. And they fucking get away with it
They get more money than people get with pension.
And our government allows it just cause butthurt leftists cried about it.
LEAVE MY COUNTRY YOU FUCKING SHITSKINS
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>>35549709
>b-but that's cultural enrichment! think about all those refugee surgeons who will perform operations!
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>>35549709
>Why the fuck haven't we killed all the fucking refugees yet?
politicians need votes
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Eurocucks stand up for your land or do you want to end up like spain with the Moors?

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Why are chubby girls so perfect for breeding?
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big fat cunts
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>>35549696
Fat reserves to ensure health during pregnancy.
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>>35550000
Holy digits! Clearly Kek supports sex education among robots. Perhaps as a cruel joke.

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who here reads the islamic state's magazine?

i can't be the only one, right
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Islamic state is over
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>>35549679
>this fucking hat
What the fuck is this shit? You'd think they'd want to look good for their propaganda.
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>>35549679
>ISIS trying to recruit robots
Nice try sand nigger.

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Hey r9k

My mom is catching on to me smoking weed again and I really can't let her find out.

Should I get my shit and bus to my friend's house to give to him in the meantime? My mom's been complaining about a smell, and I have about 8 grams of kush hanging in the house.

What do r9k?
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>>35549669
Go to your friend and smoke it all

Not that hard to smoke a quarter in one sitting with a friend
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Kill yourself faggot

I mean it
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>>35549669
Yeah, if she can't find out go to your friends house and leave it there or smoke it. If you keep weed in the house too long and she really can't find out, she is eventually going to find out after getting too curious.

Don't risk it, just do something about it.

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First greentext, be gentle
>be me
>have longtime crush on girl
>like, 5 years
>lose contact
>start talking again
>go to her place one night
>watch netflix.png
>deeptalk
>sitting really close
>kiss her
>make out
>isthishappening.jpg
>"sorry anon, this will never be anything"
>she's not over her ex, will move away soon
>try not to cry
>it's late, should go home
>"you can stay the night if you want"
>not sure, pretty sad
>"we can spoon"
>fucking yes
>can't sleep
>feel her down
>finger her
>she sucks my dick
>what.jpg
>literally best moment of my life
>go home in the morning
>talk to her next day
>stillnothappening.png
>try not to die
>realize I love her
>will never be with her
>mfw
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Sorry famalam
F
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>>35549595
At least you shared that moment, that's more than most people get. Be happy with that and move on.
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>>35549595
>kiss

NORMIE GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Would you sacrifice 6 million people for your own life?

It's a social experiment question
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if they're not white sure
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You bet your bottom I would.
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>>35549584
Hell yea
I'm not done with life yet.

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>tfw you realize humans were ment to die at 17 after a life of picking berries and hunting mammoths
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>meant to die at 17

So they started their mammoth hunting and berry picking basically straight from the womb, because their parents died right after having them (like salmon)?

Makes me think of like a tribe of primal babies roaming the land with sticks.
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>tfw you will never be a paleolithic hunter hunting mammoths naked with your bros
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>>35549489
You may me able to be an elder to a tribe, though. You just have to be lucky enough to survive the coming collapse and subsequent hardships.

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https://youtu.be/x3-tPhLHlNs?t=730

fugg ;__;
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>>35549358

"Oy Gevalt! Would you look at the tuchis on her!"
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>she has to read hundreds of comments saying "you fucking kike get gassed"
>mfw thinking about aggie hurting
;_;
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>>35549655
I'm sure it's more annoying than hurtful. Imagine a group of white teenage boys saying the same insult every single day. It grates in the nerves more than hurting the feelings. I'm sure having an ounce of creativity with their insults can at least get an amusing traction be it positive or negative.

Even the fat Half Korean baby boy that OPs that thread could pass for full Asian.

That entire thread is literally just white r9kers who want to marry Azn waifus and have Half Asian sons shitting on Asian men.

Do you not get that Half Asian men look like and are treated like Asian men?

You really think theres some conspiracy behind that? Hapas look Asian. And if WMAF keeps shitting on Asian men, how are their sons supposed to feel?

>>35524309

>pic related, a Half Asian baby of WMAF, so you're going to keep telling me that full Asians are shit, but it doesn't affect males like him?
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>>35549327
Yeah life for Asian males is incel hell.

But I'm Half White. I have a white dad. But I still look Asian and get treated like an Asian incel.

But all you dads to Hapas on r9k, just laugh at how much it sucks to be an Asian man.

Being Hapa is a nightmare.
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>>35549327
Its not fair that Hapas are created by white dads who are racist against their own sons.

Its hellish enough being an Asian male. But I have to constantly be reminded that I'm born of my own cucking.

Even the robots on r9k think they are so superior because they are white.

Its hellish being Half Asian.

Every other race thinks they are great.

Blacks think they are great its just The Man holding them down.

White incels think SJWs are holding them back.

But Asian Hapas have to just accept we're a small dicked inferior race, and our own birth is proof of it. Its hell. Its hell
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>>35549327
Well what can I do?

I'm just one man.

If theres one WMAF Hapa in the world who gets treated like Asians and is incel, then it doesn't mean anything. 1 is 0.

It only matters if other Hapas besides me feel, the same way. Its up to them. I'm only one man. Either they do or they don't. Its up to the other Hapas if they want to be cucked or not. I can't save them all.

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>Are you bored?
>Did you already post all that you want in /R9K/ingdom?
>Do you want some friends with your similar ideas?
>Not fucking chads/normies YAAAAASSSSS
>Do you miss human relationships?
>You feel like shit and want to talk about it but you don't know with?
>Or just you want to spend a great time?

Don't be a masterfaggotrace and get into the official /r9k/ kik group.

I'm daenus, the admin and I can ensure you that there isn't any bullying shit or similar.

Just scan the image with your phone and get into, m8. If you feel a bit insecure or you a little shy you can always talk to me with me nickname "daenus".

And remember, m8, other groups are shit, this is the only one.
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Will be joining soon. Once i get my phone charged and finish eating.
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>Kik
You know that place is lurking with pedos right
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>>35549826
we are not pedos, m8. Comfy zone

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why do girls take naked pictures of themselves?

at least cover your face, i will never undestand this
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>>35549268
Woah, woah, do you think they actually think with any logic or reasoning when dealing with chad?

Come on man, I mean why do you need to think about your actions, sure you are a single mother, sure you have that hpv, that sti, sure every relationship you have had is with a piece of shit, sure you are rude obnoxious and lack any form of personality or interesting hobby, but hey, chad does want a nude picture and to smash!
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>>35549268
there's really not much of anything you can understand. Not since you shot yourself in the head almost 18 years ago
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>>35549268
why do you keep making threads asking dumb questions with this same picture over and over again?

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I know the robots feel
Because I've been on /r9k/
Piss jugs and no girlfriends
Crippling neetdom
No communication

There was a time when i was Chad
But I turned into a robot
Doomed to feel unless we have
a girlfriend
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>>35549193
i appreciate this. i just got this cd too after years of listening to it on youtube
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This body, this body holding me
Be my reminder now that I am all alone
In this body, this body holding me now
We are all virgins, and this pain is no illusion

A-REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DununununuDunDunununu
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What do you think about this Tool cover Op?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYKLvYGqaC0

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>autism
>beta
>no friends
>never spoken to a girl in my entire life
give me one (1) reason to not commit suicide
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>>35549183
Math, please.
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>>35549183
Need to see sauce on this
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>>35549183

Unless you have actually autism, you can change all of that.

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Can't compete. You can't compete. You just can't. We are superior
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>>35549169
>Blonde hair
Immitating the master race are we?
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>>35549169
What the fuck is this image

Really makes me hmmm
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Because you are one of the 6 people in that picture...

>we

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