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How hard did it hit you when you realized your childhood was completely over/coming to an end? How did you feel when you knew the relatively carefree days of being a kid were leaving fast, and that you had the future of a wagecuck ahead of you?
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I'm living that moment right now and it feels like crap. I realized that I fucked up all my future because when i was in school i just played video games and didn't really learn a shit. Therefore i won't be able to go to university and i'll have to live in my parent's basement and keep masturbating to drawings
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I decided i will never let go and do whatevwr i want for the rest of my life.
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16. When my brother died. So almost 9 years ago.

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I stopped drinking because I want to stop being fat and feeling and looking like shit all the time, but the cravings are SUPER strong. How the hell do I limit them? I'm already exercising and keeping busy all the time to try to keep distracted and tired, but it's six and I still really want to go get some booze. Help me please.
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Just drink in moderation anon. If you can't do that go to rehab (^:
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>>35553423
Keep drinking but switch to spirits, They're less fattening. However unless you're constantly drinking beer i cant see alcohol being your main concern when it comes to weight
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>>35553539
If I start drinking I don't stop aside from a few rare circumstances. I used to be able to but I just need to cut it out right now. Rehab isn't an option, I have to work.

>>35553680
Spirits are still high in calories m8, and it's much easier to drink too much as well.

Eight drinks of vodka is 800 kcal, and that's a moderate night for me. That's still horrendous, not to mention the drunk munchies I get when I'm too far gone.

Any former heavy drinkers have some tips?

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>tfw no big belly gf that wears too tight shirts and jiggles when she walks
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I know that feel OP

>tfw no belly gf who is confident and flaunts her belly to get me flustered
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Sadly most belly girls think they are entitled cunts and they have really toxic personalities
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2D bellies are nice too

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Is buying your girlfriend a vibrator a good way to make sure she doesn't cheat on you while you're not at home?
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I'd say so.

Huh. Smart thinking OP.

Still won't COMPLETELY extinguish their whorish impulses (and all the suitors constantly after them), but it's a good band-aid fix.
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My goal is for a girl to sit on my face while using one of those on herself and just dripping girl cum all over my face and in my mouth.
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you should get her into a hobby like gardening or something instead.

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>24 years old
>never worked
>no degree

Should I just kill myself? I'm not working on McDonalds no matter what.
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>>35553386
Go work at a factory.
Make bookoo bucks doing retard labor.
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>>35553479
this ain't the 50s bro. Most of that shit's been either automated or outsourced. Factory jobs ain't unskilled anymore, you need experience and certifications.
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>>35553386
If you know a little about computers you could try and pick up a A+ certification. Probably get you a tech support job atleast.

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Is /pol/ legit antisemitic or is it a joke? Did it start as a joke and some whitefags just start believing it?
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/pol/ was ironically edgy for a long time

around early 2015 it stopped being ironic
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>>35553378
they're actually legit and right
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>>35553456
12 year old shitty Reddit memes, man.

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I WANT TO DIE. I WANT TO BE DEAD. I WANT TO BE A CORPSE. I WANT TO BE ANNIHILATED. I WANT TO BE NO MORE. I WANT MY CONSCIOUSNESS TERMINATED. I WANT TO BE RENDERED NULL AND VOID. I WANT THE KISS OF DEATH. I WANT THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH.
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Wait don't kill yourself I love you! Have you tried just being yourself?

*pats self on back*
*goes back to ignoring you while your life is still shit*
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Bones called, he wants his lyrics back
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>>35553327
Cheer up, bud. Dunno about you, I kinda want to see this thing to the end.

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Who here /mediocre/?
>try as hard as you can in any environment
>can't do as well as the guys who make it look easy
>not bad enough to be a lost cause
>people look at you and say "oh yeah"
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Most people are mediocre desu
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>>35553308
I mean in the one thing that they enjoy doing.
>inb4 i don't enjoy anything at all
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i'm usually slight above mediocre in everything i do

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all alleged psychological ailments--especially those that are self-diagnosed e.g. social anxiety, aspieness, autism--is your mind's way of coping with the fact that you're just a physically unattractive < 5 subhuman. face is everything. give a severely schizophrenic urine-scented hobocel a male model face and in one week his Tinder slaycount will outnumber your own life total x 10. they're not multiple personalities when Chad has them. we all have the option of looksmatching with fatties (hence the smug 'anon why don't you have a gf?') but choose not to bc some men for whatever reason are just constitutionally unable to accept their alloted rank in the genetic hierarchy. is it because of our upbringing?
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>>35553237
Inane dribble of psudo intellectualism.

Mental disabilities come with unattractiveness because of poor genetics.

However, things like anxiety and depression are just buzz words for "fucking loser."

I had a bad day, DEPRESSED!
Im too lazy to leave my house, ANXIETY!
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>>35553237
nah, it ain't looks bro. Some people are just damaged and will continue to be no matter how attractive they are or aren't.
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>>35553314
If thats what you think depression and anxiety are like I truly feel for you.

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>tfw when 18 yr pathetic virgin
>ftfw going to die a virgin because stats show that most people virgin by this age die alone
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>mfw another child thinks his life is over at 18.
Sex is for adults anon. You are just becoming an adult now. Come back after college if you still haven't done anything.
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>>35553232
>18 yr
>realizing that /r9k/ is filled with people younger than you who think they're lost causes
I'm not even that older than you but how can you be this much of a fag? Just man up and start jacking off whenever the fuck you feel lonely. It'll help, trust me.
>inb4 some cuck meme
>implying i'm not the real winner here
>implying you can ever win
>implying the winning move comes from playing
>implying you didn't just lose the game
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I'm 23, I'm a lost cause dude. Women smell the beta on me. I gave up years ago. In highschool I was small but hit puberty after highschool. Not getting laid during those years or talking to women destroyed me.

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Why are American minorities antagonizing white people on Twitter? In many cases they are quite literally calling for the death of ALL white people, not even just the people to whom they are responding.

Pic related, just a few examples. This shit clogs my twitter feed every day
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>>35553226
You're looking for it. Also what's wrong with nonwhites doing what 4chan has literally done for ever?
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>>35553226
>Using Twitter
>Using any social media

Reeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>35553226
It's trendy

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>parents and I moved into a new house
>new neighbors gave us a bottle of wine as a gift
>parents are fundamentalist Christians and they won't drink it
>they won't let me drink some either

God damn it I'm an adult and of legal drinking age. Why can't I just drink some wine

This is such absolute bullshit.

I'm sick of this. They treat me like a god damned child.
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>>35553190
>they won't let me drink some either

Guess what retard? They can't legally stop you from drinking.
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Now my mom is berating me for wanting to drink wine like I'm a bad person, and this fucking whore cheated on my dad. Who the fuck does this stupid bitch think she is judging me. And my spineless cowardly dad just goes along with what she says like the cuck he is.

I am so fucking mad right now.
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>>35553315
They took the bottle and hid it somewhere.

What is their fucking problem? They're not going to drink it. They don't even want it. They're just going to let it sit there forever.

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Is it pronounced say-ge or sah-gay
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You're sah-gay
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>>35553197
What did I do to deserve this abuse?
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>>35553151
Both are wrong, it is pronounced Ser-hey

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>Write up long, spirited rebuttal to anon in the midst of an argument.
>Hit post.
>"shut up nigger"
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>>35553117
your text full of fallacies and poor evidence deserved nothing else.
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>>35553117
At least you get a reply, fucking fagget.
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>>35553117
>"shut up nigger"

This triggers the redditor

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This is a thread for those who have signed up for the TSUKI regeneration program. Talk to each other, have fun. Whatever.

For those of you who haven't yet signed up, I'd highly recommend that you do it before this System is unlinked.
You may do so here. https://systemspace.link/
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literaly stopped going or caring about it when it became a discord clique.

tell me when they ditch discord until then fuck off.
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>>35553174
Wait, really? I thought we were supposed to just sign up and wait until July 1st. It's seriously just an elaborate Discord chatroom?

Fucking shit. Fuck this. I was hoping for a legitimate ARG.
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Huh, been some amount of time since I've seen this posted here. How has everyone been?

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