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>>35554994
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>>35554994
is she autistic? why does she make that face when she gets fucked?

4 or 5

anymore than that and she's just a skank

I wasn't aware this is something I should keep track of. They say it's a numbers game, but so is the lottery. My kdr in the sexual marketplace is depressing. I leave it at that.

I don't hate myself though, I actually like myself quite a lot. It's everyone else I have problems with. Try getting some real life experience instead of living life based only on memes.

I asked a girl to have sex with me and she said yes but I got afraid and backed out. That was 5 years ago and I'm a virgin, haven't tried again since.

>>35554989
>So how many have actually tried? How many times to how many people?
I've tried before, never more than once on the same person because that's creepy, and literally all of them said "Sorry, I'm not looking for a boyfriend right now."
The reason they apologize is because they're lying and you're not chad enough

Body's natural inclination to stay alive.

And death is slower than you think and feels even longer.

Sometimes people shoot themselves in the head but when the police arrive to investigate they're found crawling around their floor missing a chunk of brain crying and screaming.

>>35554966
y'know op you sure do care an awful lot about this for not being suicidal
are you really sure about that? it's okay, we're all anonymous here. you don't have to lie.

and yeah i'm pretty sure that would kill you
shotgun suicides have a pretty high death rate

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>>35554966
You have to aim for the brain stem, better to shot yourself from behind

Pic related: suicide shotgun survivor

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I love 'em chubby

>St-St-St-Stunna

who says this ever?

>>35554922
Whats wrong with saying that? I have never had anybody say it was weirf

I know this feel. Pull away from the vloggers friend, none of it is real.

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This will get you started. Some 10/10 school gear

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Glad to see you again

Yeah baseball is a high skill sport. Football is just about buying the biggest niggers and building a brand. Basket ball is just about buying the biggest niggers and building a brand.
Baseball is about chewing dip, hitting home runs, and taking your kid out for a hotdog and pretzle. Mmm. Wholesome.

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>tfw played little league baseball

Soccer:
>Literally chasing a ball
>Always low-scoring
>zzzzz
>Shit tier sport

Baseball:
>Ultimate example of fun to play, sucks to watch
>Pitching is just unfair at the high level
>zzzzzzzz
>No time regulations make it worse
>Meh sport

Basketball:
>Too offense based
>To the point that it usually comes down to a fluke
>Pussified
>Overall good sport tho

Football:
>Complex
>Chess-tier strategy behind the scenes
>Most physically entertaining too
>Most fair, exciting end-game
>Good sport has its flaws

>>35554591
>Buying a PS4 when the GOAT game was just released for the Switch

>>35554688
>The switch
Ahahaha, Nintendo really can do anything and get saps buying it up. Almost sad.

Video games have gone to shit since the high-definition era and have only gotten worse. Consoles are no longer game systems, but bloated multi-media machines.

18 inches matters more in a place with actual infrastructure and public transit and businesses and a sizable population

who cares about 18 inches in bumfuck nowhere

>>35554538
>>35554489
Can confirm, bumfuck nowhere = useless

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>live in upstate New York
>decide to take a causal walk through downtown
>most places closed, no cars on roads, almost looks like something out of a video game

was pretty cool desu

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>>35554429
GOD DAMMIT I HATE THESE GODDAMN NIGGER WORDS FUCKING NORMIES HAVE THE MOST IRRITATING VOCABULARY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35554429
Salty - 15 year old "twitch gaming" players
Low key - 16 year old tumblr users

I say low key tho occasionally

>>35554429
I think it started as a nigger thing, and then many teenagers starting saying it.

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Default out if you really give no fucks

Just make sure you got an affordable apartment and a working car

>>35554456
Fuck that, I'm not paying 3 grand to declare bankruptcy. I'd rather use that money to pay my car note.

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>owe like $40k on school loans (dunno I haven't checked)
>senior year
>not enough income means I have to borrow money to make June's rent, if I can get a new housemate tomorrow
Spend less earn more I guess.

>Claims he is smart
>Thinks partying has any value

Such a shame.

>>35554284
>top of my class from elementary school all the way to the first year of high school
>good at playing both the violin and piano
>discover vidya
>can't stop procrastinating
>have less than 6 hours of sleep a night for most of high school
>grades that were once in the high 90s-100 are now in the mid 90s-high 80s
>stunt my growth due to bad genes and lack of sleep
>not in college yet
>still live with my parents
Anyone else here like me?

>>35554284
>very smart and high-achieving throughout high school
>>could've gone to an ivy league school or really anywhere I wanted to

You and literally every other State school chump lmao

As long as you serve them they will leave you alone.

They don't give a shit about you minimizing your suffering, they are incapable of empathy and want somebody to flip their burgers for them.

People just don't want you to be a burden.

>>35554187
Gender is a social construct, it doesn't actually exist

>>35554331
Do you ignore sex chromosomes too?

>>35554432
Look up the definition of gender. I never said sexes were bullshit

>>35554171
It's real. Accept it. You already know it's real.

Just sign up, it's really easy. You don't actually have to kill yourself, but you can if you'd like.

>>35554171
How do we purge Tsuki for betraytal of robots and accepting normies?

>>35554265
when did tsuki accept normies?

>>35554126
Thats none of your fucking business what the fuck

they're black shoes covered in dried mud
don't know the brand

>>35554126
I have blue onisuka tigers tokutens
My foot size is 11.5 US aswell.

Also, what is your height, OP?