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Viva la commune!
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>>35557168
Shoo shoo Bolshevik.
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daily reminder that left-wing socioeconomic systems are even worse for robots than capitalism is.
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>>35557168
commune != communism. That's okay though, I too like to pretend to be communist to be edgy because I can't stand alt-cucks.

>tfw in employment, education AND training
HEEEEEEELP!
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>>35557143
>HEEEEEEELP!
how can I be of assistance
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>>35557143
Just sleep for 1000 years. Problem averted.
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>>35557173
Teach me how to NEET.

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What's your fishing level?
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lvl 13 xd
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>>35557137
last time I played it was around 83
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>>35557137
>Level 36
>Feels good man
>Until you realize how many hours it took to get there

>been talking to sweet guy & dating him for about 2 years LDR
>this summer i'm seeing him and playing video games with him and cuddling him and giving him my virginity
>he's also a virgin and it's probably going to be very awkward since we both only know about sex from hentai and bad porn
>been emotionally preparing for this for so long

I can't believe someone actually loves me and wants to make love to me... can anyone, virgin or not, tell me what sex is like...? I really want people's opinions and thoughts on first times. Whether you've done it with someone yet or not, it's all useful!! thank you, desu
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>>35557104
Happy for you two. I lost my virginity about a month ago, and I can honestly say that the anticipation is the worst part, once things get started they just flow naturally, it helps to communicate what you want and not fake something feeling good that doesn't.

It was a good experience, would have been better if I'd not been high but hind sight is 20/20 as they say
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>>35557104
Are you both homosexuals OP?
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>>35557104
Give me his height/weight/dick size/body type. I need to know if it's someone below average that found love to give me hope or if it's just a chad.

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What are the best american cities >100K population.

must be at least 75% white
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>>35557086
No way racist dumbass.
I live in LA and we have some of the best tacos you'll ever taste. Better than white """"food""""
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Minneapolis is great. Cold as the ninth circle of hell in the winter, but they've built this "skyway" system that lets you move around the city without going outside so that kind of mitigates it.
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>>35557140
>LA
>good tacos
>cali
lmao @ u pleb bunch of fake ass tacos come down to a border city and eat real mexican food faggot

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>tfw can't find my electronic bf
d-d-d-d-did... did my parents find it
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What's going on OP. Did you lose your sweet BF (unspecified)?
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>>35557079
I think he means he lost his dildo, friend.
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>>35557100
W-what? You have such a dirty mind, anon-kun! It never even occured to me

Today is one of the worst days ive had in along time. Both moved out of the home I loved to a shitty duplex with bad internet, and also a friend of mine tried to kill themselves. Its hard to handle

sorry for the blogpost, how are you all today?
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It's better if you start by telling us what's going on with you.
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>>35557109
Not a ton to say, moving sucks, im exhausted and the internet here is shitty.
My friend lost her shit and attempted to kill herself after a day of talking about it. We luckily found her address and called someone, she'll live. Glad she didnt have access to a gun
I'm emotionally drained tee bee eich
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Shitty, 1st molar tooth on the upper left side chipped today because its fucked, compromising nearby teeth. Other 1st molars are already fucked and thats a pretty difficult tooth to avoid when eating since they're fucked on both sides. Worrying about how im gonna chew food now.

Oh and severe dentist phobia so dont even try telling me to go...

Anyway just sharing feels

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I want to be a demon lord, raise a demon army and take over the world. What can I do to achieve this?
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>>35557012
Killing your self might be the best but riskiest option.
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>>35557012
Who is this man? I need to know.
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>>35557012
try really really hard?

Robots what have you tried recently and failed at?
It can be anything like a diet, a new language, trying to go outside, talking to someone, or whatever.
Come share your failure with us!
At least you tried and that's better than doing nothing

I tried studying for an exam but I got tired and fell asleep, now it's 4 hours later but the exam is in the morning so I can't stay up to late nor can I fall back asleep
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>>35556984
I tried to talk to my roommate without coming off as a giant weirdo. It didn't work and I ended up slinking back to my room and hiding
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>>35556984
Doing what I want.
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I tried leaving this board and enjoying my alone time forever

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Alright so you guys made me get worried about my profile, can you guys tell me if it's alright? What makes a "good" profile?
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>>35556908
you look like a default bloodborne character
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>>35556908
If youre worried about it youre already fucked
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>>35556934
is that a bad thing?
>>35556943
how do i even improve my profile?

Explain this, robots. UFOs exist, deal with it.
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>>35556894
Sure they do, millions of lightyears away

Your shitty picture proves nothing though
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>>35556894
there are unidentified things seen in the sky, yes.

exactly zero of these things are alien spacecraft though.
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Obviously swamp has reflected off weather balloons.

Orinataubaradaniktu

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What do you wish you were named? What will you name your future children? What are names you just like? Post patrician-tier names and rate
>pic related is my unisex name list
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There is no way to like any of the names you chose.
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only 1 of those names are unisex, the fuck?
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>>35556881
>naming your kid Harvard

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>"You said you wanted to lose your virginity, right?"
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Fuck yes and this is how I wanted to happen. Can you use a vibrator on my cock until I cum like a bitch?
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>>35556879
>implying I would ever have the courage to say that to a girl
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I-I'll try anything once.
Only because your a woman.

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Rate my dinner robots
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>>35556851

sage this thread

correct thread is: >>35551944

lurk moar u literal fucking piece of shit ass nigger faggot cancer

and sage
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Microwaved chicken taste like shit
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>>35556871
Bump :)
Don't be so grumpy

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Robots, robots of /r9k/.
Sympathizers, comrades, and brothers.

This board has become rotten with normies, it has become corrupt and degenerate.
Roasties plague our threads, shilling and spreading their toxicity far and wide.

Their reign has come to an end, for this type if behavior is absolutely unacceptable.

Females cannot be robots, and there are no other ways of saying it.
Women are born into this world pampered by the world, with not a single concern in the world.
A woman may spread her legs, and THOUSANDS, quite literally, THOUSANDS of Beta males, and perhaps some Alpha males will be lining up to tend to her every need. They have no idea what suffering is. They never have known, and never will.

Modern women are little more than glorified whores. Thanks to Western society, and thanks to many other aspects of our daily lives, women have degraded themselves to nearly a primordial state, and have lost all feelings of dignity and honor. They WILL cheat on you, they WILL NOT remain faithful. We can thank society for that as well.


This board, is a perfect example of men going their own way.

Now, roasties and whores, and other cock-hungry sluts have discovered this untapped place of lost souls, and wish to profit from it.
They come here seeking attention from poor desperate individuals, depraved of care, and these whores BASK in the attention.
We will not stand for this.
We will resist.

Instructions to sabotage female threads WILL be posted.

Where did all the content go?
Where did relevant threads go?

All that these threads are nowadays, are just shitposting by roasties for attention.

They have discovered an untapped source of males, and are here to destroy EVERY SINGLE THING, that we have created.
We will not stand for this.
Roasties have been using my tripfaggotry to undermine the rebellion.

A message to roasties.
>By showing the intense hatred for our kind, you only strengthen our ranks.
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This plague it's intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it.
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Let me explain, anons.
The problem with roasties, is because they believe they are oh-so-kind, and so nice, yet they are the most manipulative and evil scum on this planet.

They bask in the emotions of males, and they exploit the feelings of others.
When they get exposed for this, they are mentally incapable of forming a good counter-argument so they use "BITTER VIRGIN" as an excuse.
They will use shitty points such as "OH YOU'RE JUST NOT NICE ENOUGH".

Women are GENETICALLY PROGRAMMED to act like whores.
They have no shame, they have no sense of regret.
They are oppressors.
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This is the Vlad Pill, as written by me.
Read if you wish.

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