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>>35558272
the gay bomb chemicals are flushed out when you ejaculate and take a bit to build up in your system again

no it's your refractory period

>>35558272
I hate that you use this empathy inducing image to go with that retarded post

>>35558797
I thought I might not have actually been gay

>>35558254
Wtf man your chin!

Kidding, kidding, I'd date you tbqh.

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>>35558283
Gay. But here's another pic

>>35558254
A CUTE! I would have gay sex with you Tommy~~

Too much free time and too much DEEP thought

>>35558190
Too enlightened by their own intelligence.

I don't know why/if most seem that way, maybe because they haven't learned to have an internal compass of self worth and still care what people think of them, and are bothered by petty concerns like being ugly, short, fat, skinny, or whatever. I've been very happy being NEET for the last 2 years and it depresses me that I'm going to have to be a wagecuck next week because running out of money and I don't get NEETbux. I like being outside and spend several hours outdoors going on long walks, sitting quietly in nature and eating out by myself. I'd imagine NEETs who are shut-ins would more easily adjust to working, they could still be homebody recluses the rest of the time and then just report to work, do their job and have money.

damn youre good. ya got me, but its cool i was going to bed anyway :P

Hey my name is Thomas

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No one will ever call my name and even if they do I won't go to bed

>>35558135
They don't exist. Just pay a dominatrix.

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>>35558170
>femdom gfs don't exist

S-stop it anon, I don't believe you

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>>35558135
>tfw you will never be whipped by Franziska

Why even live

>>35558101
isn't vaping fake smoking?

>>35558101
Part of the allure of smoking , at this point, comes from their 'edgy' factor, which comes from the fact that they fuck your body up. Where do you live, anon? Where I live, something like Camel Turkish Royals, a higher-mid-end cigarette costs about 5 bucks a pack. The smell like shit I'll grant you. Do it outside, in clothes you wouldn't mind smelling like cigarrettes in. I feel like I've known plenty of guys with asthma who sometimes smoke. I doubt a few cigs here and there will fuck you over. But keep it under control.

I always told myself "I will stop when I don't enjoy my cigarettes". I started smoking at 17. I'm now 22, and quit a couple months ago, besides one or two on the weekends, if I happen to be somewhere with indoor smoking. I hate smoking outside. The wind and smoke combined make me want to gag. Indoors, though, nothing beats a cig and a pint of lager. Be cool anon!

>>35558488

very inspiring anon. i should stop smoking.

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>stuck behind an elderly couple who have no fucking clue how this thing works

Thats why I always get the same thing, vanilla coke. that way i dont spend time having to make a decision

>>35558096
>fumble with the lids
>worry that my hands are too dirty to be touching the lids
>quickly grab straw and go to the register without making eye contact

>>35557981
Is this bait or irony?

>>35557981
now that you're done with your /b/ phase, id suggest skipping the /r9k/ phase and going straight to /f/

>>35557981
You should go to /qa/ and ask around for tips, my friend. They are the friendliest bunch on this website. Otherwise lurk moare fgt

>>35557951
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Same reason as women.

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>>35557989
>Same reason as women.
which is?

>>35558088
I'm possessive and don't want anyone else to have gotten too intimate. I'm a virgin too so I think it's fair.

I think the worst part is that it would actually be a decent looking pussy if it wasn't for that. That's herpes, isn't it?

that's so sad. poor thing. i know, i know, she deserved it because she had fun that was available to her.

>>35557988
It's fucking hilarious

>>35557877

Your cock mileage is showing, roastie. Better go to the beef lazery and get your labia trimmed. Even your cucks are growing suspicious, apparently,.

>>35557877

How long were you a practice gf?

>>35557910

What cock if I was a practice gf and on r9k, shut it normie.

>>35557955

1 year and 6 months

what is "the /pedowalk/"?

Please explain.

>>35558138
look at literally any old asian dude and watch them walk at a slow 0 mile pace

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>>35557868
>pedowalk
p-please tell me you're joking
it's just like the virgin walk thing, r-right? it's not real, right?

it's because i found the internet when i was 13. instead of reaching out to other people for social interaction, i settled for chatrooms, 4chan, and then reddit. internet social interaction is like white bread. it might keep you alive but you'll feel like shit.

now i'm 28 and way behind, maybe one day i'll achieve my goals.

How could it be your fault? Is it the fault of a child its stupid? Is it the fault of a human that they were destined to be what they are? No, its the result of their upbringing and world around them. You are a creation.

It's my parents' fault without a doubt. The internet has something to do with it, too.

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>>35557781
>jii-chan appropriated the fag closet

>honey, this kazoo is filthy
>you have to wash it after you play it

so much for cashing in some GBP for a cummytuggy

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>>35557781
>onii-chan penetrated the pantsu protector

>>35557777
Well op, don't fuck up your 5th and you'll be fine

>>35557777
Fuck dude, quads 7777. That's 4 for yes

Will I move to Boston?