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Are bars a completely normie thing to do?
I fucking hate bars. Why drink overpriced bullshit when you can drink cheaply from the comfort of your own home, as late as you want, and as much as you want?
I fucking hate bars
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Social tax. Bars and clubs are degenerate normie hives.
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>>35558666
checked
I agree bars are the worst. whenever coworkers drag me to go I down a flask before heading in and buy the cheapest drink to last me the night
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>>35558666
>Why drink overpriced bullshit when you can drink cheaply from the comfort of your own home, as late as you want, and as much as you want?
Bars are not about drinking. Bars are about socialization.
may I have a /thread
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Well @realDonaldTrump, at least I will go down as a president!
Ooga booga if if if uhhh uhh ahh ahh if if if if if
Okie doke!
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AYOOO WE WUZ DA FIRST BLAAACK
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best moment of 2016 election
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>>35558628
Well fucking gee wiz. Thanks Trump.
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What makes you unable to trust women? What did untrustworthy women in your life do to you?
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>>35558617
they always have a dating site or some variant of that open while dating someone, they get constant attention from suitors even when in a relationship and they enable and encourage them. they love to manipulate your feelings and then make you feel crazy for responding to obvious red flags
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>>35558617
It's not just women I don't trust, it's everyone.
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>>35558617
My mother circumcised me and then mentally abused me throughout my childhood. I shamefully admit that I have mommy issues.
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>tfw you will never have a gf who will gently place her hands on your hips and then fuck you with a strapon
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>>35558613
i had a gf that fucked me with strapon in college, it was alrite
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>>35558624
how do you find girls like that?
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>>35558613
Why not just get a cute bf?
why do you want a gf with a fake imitation of a penis?
Do you robos have a creative outlet?
Recently I've been compelled to write a short story about a man living in a cave who's roused from unrestful sleep to discover the moon had fallen asleep in the sky for three days, and the sun feeling as though it had lost its companion abandoned the earth in search of a replacement. Now the night is continuous because the sun is no longer chasing the moon, and so he attempts to beckon the sun to return but that fails and he has no choice but to bargain with the moon.
It's going to be an allegory for how women being hedonistic self-interested pieces of shit makes men lose interest in them and thus lose interest in improving the world, and so they channel their energies elsewhere, but this leads to stagnation and makes both men and women dysfunctional.
I don't expect anyone to care about that, but post your creative shit ITT without going into excessive detail.
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A very good idea and I think it would be an interesting read, but nobody will get the metaphor
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I want to learn how to make music, even if it's terrible, but everything is so confusing and costly and seemingly impenetrable.
I could download Ableton and shit but I'd much rather have real equipment. I think it'd be fun.
I'd try to emulate some of my favorite artists and then create my own unique sound.
If I only had the will and the way.
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>>35559945
If you want to make music on a very casual level, you can download this free app called "Figure" by Allihoopa. It lets you make simple beats and melodies
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Would you take care of a retard girl if she was cute? No fugging allowed but you have to finger from time to time.
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>>35558586
How retarded are we talking here? And am I really taking care of her, or is she my dumb gf that just needs help doing normal things?
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>>35558586
>Would you take care of a retard girl if she was cute? No fugging allowed but you have to finger from time to time.
no
i have better things to do with my time
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>>35558586
Yes. You'd be more retarded than her to not take the offer. Girls being powerless to their own nature turns me on hard
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>extremely lonely
>decide to try and add someone from those steamfeels threads
>find someone who seems cool, not one of the annoying normie regulars
>private profile, but don't think much of it
>add him
>we talk for a while, he seems kinda normie but at least he's not a weeb tranny attentionwhore or something
>tell him i'm going to bed and log off
>next day
>too much of a sperg to send a reply, hope he starts a conversation or asks me to play with him
>nothing
>couple more days pass
>i get curious
>look at his profile
>30+ friends
>tfw he probably forgot about me after the first day
>tfw he's probably playing with all his cool friends instead of me
>tfw i'm a fucking idiot for adding a private profile and not avoiding this situation alltogether
>3 months later
>still can't bring myself to remove him because i wonder if maybe he'll try to talk to me one day and i have no one else
Never again
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send him pictures of your boypuci
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>>35558560
what if he sees this thread
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I do this with skype. I have one person where I tried three times and my lonely hellos never even got a reply...
friends?
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Serious question, where's the best place to meet Arab girls whether irl or the internet? I desperately want an Arab girlfriend.
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try the middle east
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>>35558474
I've had 2. Met one at a concert and one in class.
So university I guess. STEM.
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In Armenian girls are christian while retaining a Arab look.
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So if you rape a girl enough will she get mind broken and fall in love with you just like in hentai?
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>So if you rape a girl enough will she get mind broken and fall in love with you just like in hentai?
yes
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>>35558427
Actually if you manipulate her enough she will get a form of Stockholm syndrome
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but i doubt you could achieve that
let alone kiss a girl.
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>tfw you realize sex is actually boring
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>tfw mind is obsessed with sex but penis no longer works
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>>35558401
it is only boring if you let it be
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>>35558401
Guessing you're circumcised, OP.
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Anon, get dressed, were going to the the gay pride parade
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>>35558328
Is this a girl (male)?
original
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*puts on panties*
*puts on stockings*
*puts on frilly sundress*
*zips up penis*
o-ok let's go
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>>35558328
That would be a great way to come out I wish I had a friend ask me that.
>walk into sisters room
>see this
wat do
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so long as I hear queefing and braaaaaaaping, I know shes consenting and is ok
a little cock mileage wont hurt her anyways ;)
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>>35558324
>grabbing her nakked foot
lewd ;__;
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>>35558324
it looks like she's still got some holes the need filling
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Times you weren't autistic but wanted to die anyway
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>first few months into freshman year of high school
>semi aspi kid moves up a grade and is moved into my art class
>accidentally pisses off the guy who bullied me all throughout middle school; not a chad. think shifty goon/ hoodlum
>goon proceeds to harass the aspi kid making him redfaced
>aspi kid loses it and says "You're just jealous I have two girlfriends'
>goon laughes and asks where they go to school
>aspi kid names the school across town that is still under construction
>mrw the aspi kid says this
>mrw the goon calls him out on it.
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>>35558323
I've got quite a few stories about this one guy from school
>Be me
>Sophomore year
>In Arts and Humanities class
>Class autist walks in
>Resembles an uncooked chicken in both color and shape
>Voice is nasally and high pitched
>Like nails on a chalkboard
>He walks over to that group of girls who would never shut the fuck up
>Shows them a picture he "drew"
>I say "drew" because he would just print out pictures from google and trace them on a window / lightbox in art
>It's a picture of Krystal from Starfox
>Don't here all the conversation, but I do hear him say "Man, if I was Sonic the Hedgehog, I would bang this"
>mfw a furfag autist showed a group of people traced fanart of his space fox waifu in class
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>>35558775
>Man, if I was Sonic the Hedgehog, I would bang this
kek'd hard.
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Not dying worthy, but still autistic
>be in 6th grade
>know ultra skinny beta kid with even more beta name
>kid annoys the living hell out of my friends and I
>end of the year comes and he fails 6th grade because complete inept tard
>during 7th grade we stop seeing him around
>inquire about his absence
>friend tells me he got caught masturbating in science class and sent away
>teacher caught him and grabbed him by his jack arm
>after he got pulled out of his seat and dragged out of class he started tugging away as fast as he could to finish while the whole class watched
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What made you choose to become such a freak?
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By the time I had enough self awareness about how I presented to peers and how I looked it was far too late
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>>35558310
Except I'm not a freak.
What are you even talking about?
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I'm smarter than everyone. That's why you roasties are so toasty about me.
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>want girl who can keep her legs together before marriage
>have literally no other standards
>suddenly my standards are unrealistic
>suddenly I have to defend this instead of other people defending their degeneracy
Please tell me this is limited to my shithole with 20% more men than women, and not a worldwide trend.
Otherwise tell me how I can shrug off my embarrassing autistic childhood in a political campaign.
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It's not limited to your shit hole, friend. It's the same in my shit hole. I honestly don't even care if a girl I'm with has been with a few guys. Like 3-5 is whatever, any more than that and yes that makes you a whore at my age. Wanting a woman with self control and self respect is now an unforgivable sin with no shortage of bitches telling you you're a mysoginist and no shortage of chads telling you to man up. This world needs to be hit by an asteroid immediately. We have strayed from God, we have forsaken our humanity.
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>>35558698
I wonder if this should give me some hope
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>>35558829
LA is going down. Oceanftont property in Arizona, baby!