Go away you fucking CREEEEEEEP
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angry women are my fetish
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>8th grade
>at local carnival that comes to town
>walking with friend through the various rides and booths
>one carnie roastie was an aggressive saleswoman and started explaining her game to us and how you could win goldfish
>when she finishes I thank her and tell her shes very arousing
>she tells me to "get out of here, pervert"
Youth is wasted on the young.
A creep is in between a beta and a chad, right?
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Why are women calling guys "creeps" so fucking funny? is it because its such impotent rage? Is it the inherent powerlessness of it, throwing a silly name at someone who has just sexually satisfied some dark strange desire that's known only to them (and their robot friends :) )
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>anon, can we talk about something else other than video games or cartoons? you're boring me.
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says the bitch who looks like she walked out of a weeb game
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>>35559391
>on your phone the entire date
I wouldn't talk about video games or cartoons. I hardly play video games and I don't have the attention span necessary to watch cartoons.
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Let's talk about what those big lips were designed for.
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What's your job, robots? STEM students need not apply.
IT here, soul crushing but it pays the bills.
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>>35559388
What kind of degree do you have? I wanna move to that kind of career. Sales isn't for robots (I'm a TSM)
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>>35559388
>Being a robot
>Not making them next government bucks from mental disability
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>>35559388
3rd shift at a gas station
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Le Dabbing Anime Girl
Oregami
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>>35559293
I can't believe no response.
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>>35559293
That's a normie meme and a dead meme, but still I'm stealing it
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>>35559293
>Le Dabbing Anime Girl
>Oregami
what anime is that
tfw no mean sexy clown to call you small shoes and make you masterbate with balloons animals while she clown laughs
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ahhh pixie payasita
>tfw she performed at my second-cousin's birthday party
>I missed my chance to meet her irl
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Bops in your direction
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https://twitter.com/pixipayasita
She's retweeting transformation fetish art featuring her. And doesn't seem to realise
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Its nice that you all believe in the women hate and care so much about your gender. But I've read all of the threads and stories and infographs. I still don't hate women. I am no sharp looker or "chad", but I have a gf who is pretty. I may dislike some of the things she and other women may do from time to time but, I won't give into the ways you all think about women. I say you all, I think there is probably about 20-30 people on this board who spam it constantly with the same women hate threads over and over, yet are somehow still "shocked" by all the one off stories you read. I guess you people will just never be happy with women...that is fine, you don't have to be, just know your women hate isn't for everyone and your, well uhh "fantasy" about a gender uprising killing women is never going to happen. Figured I just let that slip in case you weren't in the know.
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I don't really hate all women. I only hate stacies which is a specific kind of person
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>>35559260
So you hate mean people?
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>>35559260
This, if you're a dick to me I'll be a dick back.
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Hey robots, whats the least painful way to kill yourself?
A- asking ..for a friend!
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>>35559214
tell your friend not to fuck it up
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>>35559214
Answer to this is pretty much always a massive heroin OD
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>>35559349
Im.. I mean he's a NEET.
He doesnt have that kind of money.
How many aspirines does it take?
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>walks towards you
>shoves you aside because you're a manlet bitch
>laugh at you while they walk away
what do?
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probably go home and jerk off to the smell of his musky skin on wherever he shoved me.
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>tfw this can probably happen to me
>tfw deep down inside I'll try not to make a scene
I really fucking hate myself
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I'm 6'9 285lbs these pretty boys couldn't shove me if they tried
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>anon, don't let those kids get you down. I know after high school you'll go on to do great things, and you'll forget all about them.
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>>35559068
My life is over and they're to blame. I have nothing to lose now. I have to correct records.
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I'M SORRY MR.C, MS. R, MRS. F, MR. W AND MS. Y FOR LETYING YOU DOWN BUT WITH ALL DO RESOECT YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE ROBOT I WAS DESCENDING INTO
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>>35559068
I never had problems with bullying or anything but it does depress the hell out of me that I spent all that time studying for +3.5s in high school and uni just to end up in the same, or worse, position as all the stoners and retards.
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>in "health psychology" class
>learning about AIDS, history and all that
>"ok we're having rob come in and give a talk, he's a guy who's been HIV+ for 35+ years"
>huh well ok as long as he's normal about it
>is a raging homo
>spent like 30 minutes talking about his homosex escapades, how he fucked guys he just met, talked about how he has 2 partners and they're in some sort of threesome relationship, all w/ AIDS obv
>kept talking about how he loves his life
>him and his partner were literally millionaires in the late 80s-90s and could afford extensive AIDS treatment
>goes on and on about his supportive family and how they've helped him so much
>can't stop fucking talking about some degenerate (and i BARELY use that term) shit and gloating about how great his life is
>we get like 2 questions in before the class ends (2 1/2 hour class he talked about his life and shit for that entire time)
>literally shaking with rage by the end and turned back after walking away to tell him to go fuck himself and die, but he left before I could
I fucking hate fags.
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>>35558939
what school anon?
good thing you didnt sneeze on the faggot or else youd be charged
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come back when you graduate, my dude
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Soon he'll get whats coming to him
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>meet a girl you like
>decide to date her
>suddenly you remember THAT part of yourself
>eject.gif
what is it, /r9k/?
For me it's when I have to eat in front of her, especially in public places, for many reasons. No problems with drinking.
Also when I have to explain her I don't crave sex that much, forced sex scares me as F, it's bad and sometimes I can't even get hard.
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Everything. Everything scares me to varying degrees.
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>>35559177
pls tell, huma wants to know too, here's some feet of hers
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>>35559224
Eating outside triggers panic attacks, talking to girls makes me sweat and panic, I have nothing interesting to talk to a girl about and I literally can't even imagine having sex at any point because I don't know what I am doing.
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We have lost /r9k/ and there's nothing we can do
Normies and Roastied have captured our hugbox
Trying to fight back is useless
Let's roll with it and hope Chink-moot considers the /hikki/ board
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go eat a roastie pussy you beta cuck piece of shit
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>>35558787
Fuck you roastie piece of shit in a very original way
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>>35558765
I've tried making a RobotChan before but no body would come. It's quite easy, really. Even if you don't want to make a whole image board, there's places like EightChan where you can just make a private board.
I find it ironic that no one ever wants to leave this place despite complaining about it. I fear that the people I talk to on this board aren't really robots at all. Perhaps it is just me and you OP
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Anyone else here /smartbutlazy/? I'm pretty much pic related.
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>>35558732
A good for nothing supporting character , even choji is better then This shadow fag
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>>35558732
>i-i'm super smart but just really lazy!!!!!!!
when will this meme END
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>>35558732
>mfw yesterday OP thought he's smart but lazy because he could get passing grade on a test (not exam) by studying 3 days beforehand
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How has your social life improved since you started working out? 2017-03-16 04:58:37 Post No.35558729
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How has your social life improved since you started working out?
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Ive been lifting for a couple years now and had only guys and Chads complement me on my gains but never any girls.
>5'9 little man.
>16.5in arms
>around 15% bodyfat
>40in chest
>50in shoulders.
>32in waist
Still a beta af and havent had a gf in 4 years (havent even started a conversation with one for years). I focus more time trying to compete against other men who are physically superior to me. I have body dismorphia to the point that i wont wear a certain shirt if it makes me look small or ill come late to class as i was trying to get a pump so i would look better and hope to magically have girls be attracted to me. I feel that if i was atleast 6ft tall and had a better face that i couldve been Chad.
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>>35558729
You probably have a feminine face, desu.
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>>35558857
Wasn't even original.
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>>35558857
I do, i also had gay men tell me i was attractive but not females, but i am into girls.
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i have a gun, no bullshit, why shouldn't I just end it 2017-03-16 04:57:43 Post No.35558710
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i have a gun, no bullshit, why shouldn't I just end it
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this got deleted from /adv/ fucking faggot mods
Why shouldn't I kill myself? I'm not particularly depressed. As someone who has suffered from depression many times, I know the difference. I don't even know if I'd necessarily say I'm unhappy, I just don't see any logical reason to continue.
I'm 25. I live in my car. I'm in my last semeseter of engineering. I can't find a job. I have no fucking money. I spend hours trying to find ways to sleep and shit without getting harassed/cited by the police. I'm in 70k to student loans. My old car, a '91 completely died on me. It was my home so in desperation I bought a new car, as it was all I could find on short notice. So now I'm working random bullshit jobs to just make car payments, so I'm not sleeping on the streets.
I have absolutely no friends. I'm respected by no one in my research group. I work my ass off. Today I spent 6 hours in the lab, while no one else did anything, and my PI shit on our (my) results today just cause he's an asshole. After explanation he realized there was nothing wrong with the results, but there was no apology or congratulatory, but instead dimissiveness. It didn't matter.
I don't really think I matter. I've taken graduate courses as an undergrad, and I've been struggling this whole time, so that I could put something on a resume. But I've been applying to jobs for over a year, and I haven't even gotten a call or email. What prospects or options do I have to look forward to? Obviously, because I am completely alone, there must be something fundamentally wrong with my personality, but at this age, I don't know if I could do anything to fix it.
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There's the constant humiliation of having to be who I am. I have many technical skills, mastery of none, and at this rate I'll be working with people who didn't get a GED. Why did I even bother trying? I could have just worked at mcdonalds the past 7 years and I'd have more money. Instead I'll be approaching 100k in debt. There's the humiliation in just being homeless and in college. I can't talk to a girl, bring her back to my place. The fact that I'm in this state tells me, no one fucking cares about me. The world has been telling me this for a very long time, I don't fucking matter to anyone.
I guess the fucked part is, that for the first time in a long time, I actually like myself. I really am happy with the person I turned out to be. I work my ass off, trying to survive, in the face of adversity, and I'm proud of that. But I asked myself today, what am I doing it for? I really don't know anymore. I"m not looking forward to anything. I've become so jaded, I want nothing from the world, but to be left alone, and to have food. And I think my life, has really made me hate people, quite a bit. And I don't know if this person could ever even function in the work place. I'm so fucking bitter and envious. I just don't see it working out. So honestly, why prolong the inevitable? What reasons do I have to not grab my gun and blow my brains out? thanks for reading for those who did.
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Before you do it remember that Hell is most likely real and the logical consequence of your life. It won't get better, it will only be infinitely worse, forever and ever into eternity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvieFJhJFK0&t
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>>35558953
you're clinically insane, fuck off with your mysticism faggot