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Small wrists and small sausage fingers, but my palms are regular sized so it just makes my fingers look even smaller. Even then, I can still touch my thumb to my middle fingers when grabbing my own wrists.

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yes

5 inch circumference too

>>35560914
Yes. I have tiny hands. Could never palm a basketball

OP is third from right.

>>35560912
seconding this guess

>>35560896
the pants and lack of smile gave it away

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you look like someone who watches their thread for a single reply

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>>35560884
are you in jail?
>white washed brick wall
>orange prison uniform

>>35560884
Those are some big ass nigger lips

>>35560817
yeah I know a guy who's like how you were five years ago

>>35560817
gimme her number then

>>35560817
where do you meet qt nip waifus?

>>35560780
>find a job first
>get a driver's license
>acquire car

This is how you cope. You 'cope' by not going homeless.

>just a gentle push...a little tough love
>>gets stabbed by feral junkies
>>wakes up with kidneys missing

Another day closer to death.

There is no escape.

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>>35560780
Neetbux my friend. Get help then apply. Move out to subaidized housing. Be free.

bow down to your jewish masters

>>35560727
I don't like traps, I have a job and I don't want a gf

Fuck off, junior you've got school in the morning

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>>35560727
Traps are a small minority of this board and 4chan in general...you know that, right? Most people either ignore traps or filter their threads out.

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>>35560692
I think I just have a mature hairline. I've always had a pretty high hairline.

>>35560720
at least you're black. bald/buzzcut looks good on black guys

>>35560755
no sorry :/ most young girls like guys with full heads of hair. maybe wait till your 35 - 40 to start dating? by then lots of other men will be balding so it won't look as bad

>>35560679
Yes I am disabled. But there's a qt out there for you 2 Anon never give up. Love u'reself

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>>35560679
>This race's women tend not to like people of other races
>So being that race is easymode

Why not date someone of your own race, or move to a country ruled by your own people? You're not entitled to another race's women. I'm sorry your parents brought you to America or gave birth to you here, but that's not our fault

>>35560679

I'm glad to be white. But at least you guys don't get accused of racism all the time and told by everyone that your culture is terrible and your ancestors are evil and your race causes all the problems in the world.

>>35560661
We gon party like it's ya birfday

Happy birhtday!

>>35560661
post pictures of cake.

>>35560654
decent advice but he is in true irony bad at public speaking

I developed social anxiety because I'm ugly

I was actually extremely charismatic and confident as a kid

it's during my teenage years that I became depressed and socially anxious because I realized nobody liked me

>>35560748
How is he bad at public speaking? Do you have autism?

>>35560652
most Asian porn censors the bits.Forces the scenes to be more focused on foreplay.

>>35560652
> I mean doesn't it seem strange that it's super easy to find shit fetish porn but extremely difficult to find porn with lots of making out?
In fairness western culture doesn't shame kissing and making out like east cultures do. People make out all the time in public irl in western cultures where as in eastern that been seen as taboo as getting a tug job in public.

i had a dream last night that rose made a new video.

then i woke up, so i'm having a pretty bad day so far

megasluts

zero exceptions

also impossible standards as is the norm with XX's these days

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>>35560598

Before they get swooped up by an unworthy Asian guy who doesn't even like anime.

>>35560598
nobody likes weebs
not even other weebs

>>35560574
You were gay before you even bought it, dude

Have fun in hell

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>>35560574
Prostate massage isn't gay

>>35560586
>be god
>make the inside of mens' assholes feel really good
>make anon so ugly and boring and retarded that no woman will ever like him
>make anon be born with the innate desire for romantic companionship but be unable to ever obtain it
>punish him to eternal damnation when he strays from the path

Post her Benis and boipucci and feet

>>35560553
what do you do for work? another mouth to feed isn't cheap even if you feed her lots of cummies

>>35560588
nooo shes' all mine...
But I'm sure there's one out there for you anon!
She might even stop by and post in this thread, you never know, you just have to take your chance when it strikes!

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template

sda

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>>35560541
that's a big doggo

original

>>35560846
Just finished The OA, it was pretty cool until the ending fell flat. Nice aircraft choice too.