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>plan to kill myself
>neighbors get the impression something is going to happen
>call the police
>police comes and arrests me
>put in forced psychiatric care
>not allowed to leave until some shrink thinks i'm okay
What the fuck do i do?It could be 3 days of 30 years. I have been robbed of everything, don't have any freedom and am currently locked down in a isolation cell waiting to be pumped full of some ''happy-substance''. How do i become a free man once more?
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If you're that inept that you thought you could tell others about your suicidal thoughts (especially medics, nurses, and doctors) without any consequences then you probably need the care anyway.
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>>39358693
3 days out of a possible 30 years doesn't sound too bad desu anon
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Pretend to be a normie

Also I wonder how many perfectly sane, rational people are locked up in mental facilities just because they're aware enough to realize the hand they were dealt in this reality and aren't too happy about it.

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I just want to be left alone.
I don't want friends. I don't want a girlfriend. Just leave me alone.
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>>39358660
Then why post
Liar
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>>39358677
I'm talking about real life here. I'm sure other people relate to what I'm saying.
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>I just want to be alone, just leave me alone
>*post*

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Anyone else obsessed with serial/mass killers? I'm so interested in Columbine that I have over 160 pictures that are related to it.
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Just like every normie
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Have you seen the "Basement Tapes" recreation short film? Granted, it's performed by two normies, but it's the closest we'll ever get to the real thing (they scoured different sources and interviews to reenact it as close as possible.) https://youtu.be/4M_l1xakj0g

Also, the dude who played Dylan absolutely sucks at acting, just a forewarning. Pretty neat film anyway though.
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All of the photos on my phone are bits of information related to mass murders or pictures of the killers. All of my music is confession/suicide tapes. All of my ibooks are documents related to mass murder, except for the DSM-V, which I used to look up the "disorders" of mass murderers. My phone was stolen one time. If he looked through it, he must have decided it was not worthwhile to report me.

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If you are ugly you do not deserve to be loved or liked by people around you. If you want love and friends you must give something to others that makes the labor of having to look at you and being around you worthwhile. You must put in more effort than good looking people as well as even average looking people. You are not owed anything but anyone else, especially women. Having to be around ugly people without receiving anything in return is an undeserved punishment.

If you are not willing to cultivate a personality, be funny or offer something worthwhile to others as an ugly person then you should just accept your place in life and stay in your room and not complain. Your loneliness is not the fault of others, it is the fault of you for being unwilling to put any effort in and instead would prefer to make victims tolerate your existence for nothing in return.

These axioms are something Elliot failed to understand. He was an ugly little gremlin with no personality yet was a massive narcissist who ended up taking his inadequacies out on some chinks and a couple of innocent by-standers. Elliot should have either accepted his place in life or done something to make himself worthy of obtaining what he desired.

Prove me wrong. Pro tip: You can't
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>accept, change, or die
Fuck you, I'll change the world instead. If somethings got to change to make room for the other, it'll be this society and not me.
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Bumps for the Lord Supreme.
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>>39358335
>These axioms are something Elliot failed to understand.
I bet you're either an SJW, feminist, cop or a Starbucks worker to put up this nonsense to prevent the following. As these axioms NEVER have to be understood. IT IS A CRIME that people are socially rejecting other people on the basis of their STATUS, caused by looks, sexual or other success or wealth, and we need to work to make it punishable. You should choose your friends on the basis of their interests and life's views, NOT on the basis of STATUS.

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Are there any other fembots that worry they'll never find a loyal bf?

>men are biologically polyamorous
>men want multiple women and think about multiple women even when in a relationship
>literally every man wants a FFM threesome
>literally every man desires a woman who is hotter than his gf/wife
We will never be enough for them just by ourselves, fembots. I'm thinking about ending it all for this reason alone. I cry about it all the time.
>tfw as soon as I get married, future husband will ask for an open marriage

Why even fucking live.
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>men are biologically polyamorous

don't they say the same thing about females?
And how male penis evolved to deal with constantly cheating females?

Point being, who cares about such nitpicking bs. Literally doesnt apply to real world at all

Anyhows. You are not alone and this anxiety hits both genders all the time. It really sucks, but this f ear is hard to get rid of, if at all possible. But yeah, trust is hard to acquire.
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You will find a loyal bf, but you need to work for it. You must be a totally obedient submissive fucktoy who will do anything sexual your bf wants, anytime, eagerly. Anything less and you deserve to be cheated on.
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>>39358350
ignore bait
/saged

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Why aren't you Gnostic yet?
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>>39358252
> Reading Zohar tier Crowley LARPing demiurge shit
Enjoy your samsara, nigger
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>>39358906
I'm mostly reading Evola.
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Can you recommend some good books to read to learn more about Gnosticism?

I became interested after reading Carl Jung

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Is the "Robot syndrome" hereditary?

Are any of you son of a Chad or a Stacy, or both?
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>>39358016
my parents are the ultimate betas, my dad is a manchild and my mom is a fat retard who watch sitcoms all day and lives out of my dad's betabucks

so yes I do believe the robot syndrome is hereditary
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My dad is a beta provider for my mom and both of my uncles on my dad's side are betas as well.

My brother is a chad though.
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No, being a robot is a choice. Plenty of robots have Chad and Stacy parents. Plenty of Chads have betamax parents.

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I want to kill myself. Not a bait. Not a troll. I literally just want to kill myself. My life is over. I don't have enough money to afford for tuition (work everyday to afford food,rent and medical shit), I barely can afford a proper meal, i have 0 friends, my family hates me and I look ugly as fuck. Theres nothing to live for. No partner, no ambition, no one who cares about me.. just nothing. I will soon be living on the streets...
So robots I have one job for you. Suggest a good painless method that would end this misery once and for all.
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Hanging is pretty good, its quick and there is almost nothing you could do wrong, I mean even 13 year old girls managed to hang herself.
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Jump at the subway and piss some normies off.
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>>39357887
bullet to the head if you have access to guns, don't jump from a high place because if you regret it mid air the feeling will be awful.

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>Long distance relationships
This pain is intolerable.
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>>39357871
>no relationships
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>>39357871
>being able to have a relationship of any kind
Fuck off, Chad.
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How do you feel about the fact that they're cheating on you?

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I really think you robots should go out and find a MPDG that will help bring out your best self.

The rest of the world wants you to be happy, but you need to take a chance every now and then. Until you try, and try, and try, you'll never succeed. Go get out there and show the world you're not backing down!
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kill yourself you complete piece of filthy shit
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>>39358380
She's waiting for you, anon.

I just want to help.
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>>39357646
>The rest of the world wants you to be happy
Not all of it. There are some parts of the world that absolutely do not care about my happiness. Some of these parts are dangerously close.

If I meet a mpdg, great. I'm not going to make myself vulnerable to my enemies for the chance.

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It's fucking 3am, what are my robros doing?
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unironically considering suicide after I run out of education money
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>>39357539
Masturbating to Japanese porn. What else could I be doing at this time?
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>>39357589
why's that anon?
>>39357598
sounds excellent, what specifically if you dont mind me asking

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>Christ-tan was a staple of 4chan for a while
>Return to r9k
>No Christian Thread
>Everyone is still whining about their celibacy in pitiful self-righteousness
>No one here got their daily dose of vitamin K from your holy mother.
>No one here to disagree for 7+ hours to explain why https://forums.carm.org/vb5/forum/theology/general-christian-topics/doctrine-questions/4703746-2-thessalonians-2-15 is in the wrong
>Everyone here thinks and wants to wear feminine aesthetics to justify laying with male kind.
>Robots disagree with religion, when Secularity keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin' into the future.
Be perfect, just as your Father in heaven is perfect or get excommunicated, all you fornicating laities!
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it's because the new pope is a shit
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>>39357488
Christianity is a kike religion to control and cuckold the white man and its been fucking work
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I can still be a Christian even if I fuck a sissy robot boy who dresses in woman's clothing

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Okay before I even say anything, I have had my FAIR share of pussy, I've had sex a few times and have had a good amount of occasional hookups, but this shit right here, holy fuck man.

>go on YouTube
>see random Justin Bieber video
>fans react to see him backstage
>there all either 8/10 or 10/10 girls
>they all freak out when they see him
>the last girl literally tries to kiss rape him and he rejects her kiss

Holy shit man, I have to put in tons of mental and physical effort and Justin has girls falls to their knees like he's god. How can you not be jealous man, he makes everything I do look lame as Shit. It's fucking depressing I want a restart on life so I can sing everyday and remain fit and reach fame like he has... again, HOW CAN YOU NOT BE JEALOUS.
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>>39357342
thats why everyone calls him a faggot and pussy

hes going bald tho
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>HOW CAN YOU NOT BE JEALOUS

By having a qt gf that loves me.
Why would you want relationship with vapid bitches anyway ?
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>>39357431
Only to realize your girlfriend you have would dump you the second Justin Bieber even gave her the slightest chance of being with him...

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/r9k/

I am in the process of quitting an MMO that I have been playing 6-12 hours a day for almost a year and a half. It's fucking hard and I'm extremely bored. How do you guys do it?
Trying to convert to a normie is hard and exhausting, man.
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>>39357333
what mmo faget?
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>>39357333
Get a job mmofriend.
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>>39357358
BDO, (almost) reached soft cap gear. It's pretty gay desu.

>>39357374
Currently looking for one, but the thought of having to put yourself out there in the world and serve others just sounds humiliating, boring and extremely exhausting.

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I'm your worst nightmare.

I don't look or act like a Chad and I'm a completely average lower middle class millennial.

My girlfriend is incredibly sexy, skinny, and 5 years younger than me.

I fooled around with one of her friends this weekend and she'll never ever find out. Her friend is also incredibly hot.

I'm just an average dude and I'm pulling more pussy than I know what to do with. I'm not in very good shape or tall. My jawline is nothing special.

But unlike you little bitches I'm getting world class pussy and most of you can't even talk to a girl irl.

Heres a hint: it's all your fault. Hot stacys will slut it up with average guys all night long, but you're too socially retarded and misogynistic to get some.

Stop being little boys and maybe women will actually like you. Your lack of success with women is only your fault. Chad has nothing to do with it.

Pic related, she looks like my girlfriend.
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Go away "not Chad"!
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>>39357257
I have less than 1k in my bank account and a dad bod, go fuck yourself
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>>39357236
Hilarious, man. Good stuff

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