She'll never whisper in your ear that she loves you.
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>>35562861
Why are you lusting after a proven ysed goods whore
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>>35562861
Is that a young Ewan McGregor?
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>>35562861
>she will never lean close and whisper BRRRRRRAP
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Why the fuck do traps exist 2017-03-16 09:53:02 Post No.35562805
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Why the fuck do traps exist
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Why the fuck do you"friendly" people on this "lovey" board let traps live this monsters and abomations, so someone explain why you people love them
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Its straight porn but with the guy and girl in one package.
Basically dicks and girls are awesome, separate or together.
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>monsters and abominations
But those are pretty hot too...
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>>35562805
Traps are cute. CUTE! And not ruined by roastie propaganda.
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How to get one of those discord gfs I've been hearing about?
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>>35562792
>discord gf
Been shit posting on discord for months, and that's the first I ever heard of it.
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>>35562877
There's QTs to be had but, I'm just not a cuteposter, it's really not my scene. I
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>>35562894
please explain what a cute poster is?
is it the whole "aaaaaaaaaaah" or "y-yes" and so on?
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Do you think you'll date women your own age when you're older?
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>5'9
Women my age are as tall as me
Women younger just keep getting taller each year because nutrition is better or something
And it's North Europe so they're record tall
Pic related, I would like one of these now
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>>35562779
Nah, I'm honestly gonna be dating girls as young as legally possible as old as I get. I'm already coming on 25 and I still prefer dating/hanging out with girls in the 18 ish range.
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Probably. I don't want to deal with people younger than me.
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M a k e i t 1 9 9 8 a g a i n
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>>35562737
hey that date is almost 20 years old
A kid that was born in 1998 can post here.
Hell in just a year a kid born in 2000 can post here
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>>35562737
If we were content living as we do in 1798, we could all be neet instead of trapped in this state of overproduction.
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>>35562777
yeah I realized after I posted that the majority of people that come here don't even remember 1998
>there are people in college born in 1999
the fuck f a m
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remember penis inspection day?
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>>35562708
Hope you robots didn't miss it
>a female nurse gently tugs your balls with her soft hand that has a very thin glove on it
She was only like 30 too
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>>35562708
>tfw my mom was there
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>>35562708
>tfw my first ever nut was all over the young hot nurse in the 6th grade
>tfw I came on someone's face before Chad
YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME CHAD
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You have a girlfriend? Congratulations! I hope you're ready to spend nearly every free moment texting her, listening to her talk about her day and about people you will never meet. I hope you're ready to spend a lot of your discretionary income on her. Oh sure occasionally she'll throw you a bone and pay for drinks at the bar one night, but the vast majority of the entertaining will be out of your pocket. I hope you're ready to never ever think about other girls again. God forbid you end up meeting a nice girl and are friendly with her. Nothing can ever ever happen because you are tied down. And I hope you're ready for trust issues. Every girl has them, it's just a matter of how serious they are. At best she'll snatch your phone out of your hand to see what you're doing on it and at worst she'll call your friends in the middle of the night to make sure you're actually with them. And I hope you are ready for obligations and commitments. Like say if she lives in the city but her lease is up, she will ask you what she should do and you better damn well have an answer that is satisfying. And last but not least, I hope you are ready for that one week per month where you can do NOTHING to satisfy her and NOTHING to calm her down. "But anon I could just be neutral, right?" Wrong! She will do everything she can to bait you into an argument, to bring you to her level. PMS is a bitch and women want you to feel as bad as they do.
If you can deal with all this, then you can enjoy the rewards of having a girlfriend which are... uh... let me think....
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all of this could be avoided if you just beat your girlfriend
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>>35562707
The divide between men and women is one of the factors in the destruction of the first world, why are you trying to make it worse?
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>>35562707
You make a strong case for the sour grapes side of the coin.
But what of the good times, the companionship, being together in public, cuddling up for a movie, sexin', sharing that connection with someone. Is it worth the hassle of dealing with a person's flaws. In some cases it might be
> "You're pure shit m8."
My GF just sent me this text message.
Should I be worried?
Is my beloved GF in truth a...
... NASTY BITCH???
Pic related. It's the type of face my GF makes when she's angry at me. Less catlike though, but same expression.
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>>35562688
What is the point of this, you fucking mongoloid? Next time make sure to show us the type of face she makes when she'll dump your retarded ass.
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>>35562688
Sounds like you're pure shit, mate. Try being less shit.
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>>35562688
>Gf
You normoids make me sick.
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>refresh catalog
>no new threads
>refresh threads
>still the last poster
>refresh catalog again
>nothing interesting
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https://discord.gg/2xh6g come talk some shit in here and shitpost. I'm so fucking bored
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>>35562679
>discord
Kill yourself
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>>3556261
All the good threads die and the ones which keep getting aged are low tier bate.
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Personality Type General
INTP here, am I autistic?
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>>35562607
Yes, now bow to your ENTP overlord
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>>35562607
isfj here.:-DDDDdd
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>>35563760
Can someone give me a quick rundown on ENTPs?
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What is sam Hyde like? 2017-03-16 09:35:58 Post No.35562597
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I heard sam Hyde used to lurk here and fucked a bunch of fembots.
-which bitches did he fuck?
-have you ever met sam Hyde or chatted with him? What's he like? Sometimes he appears really nice, and other times he seems very mean, even to fans.
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>>35562597
go on the million dollar extreme reddit, you can get a fair idea of what he is like from looking at his posts there
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>>35562597
>no meme arrows
People like you make me paranoid
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>>35562698
its joe bernstein
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Mommy are you there? I feel sad again tonight, and I'm afraid to go to sleep because I keep having nightmares.
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>>35562574
Fox moms are cute, but snek moms are cuter.
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>>35562574
I hope your mommy ran comes to you when you sleep. I hope she gives you forehead kisses and head strokes of reassurance.
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>>35562574
>tfw can't sleep because fear of sleep paralysis
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Pregnant Texas 19-year-old woman killed by train while having photos taken on tracks 2017-03-16 09:30:01 Post No.35562526
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Pregnant Texas 19-year-old woman killed by train while having photos taken on tracks
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>>35562526
Kek! I read about this already. Bitch, clear ALL tracks.
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>>35562526
She got railed twice.
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>>35562553
Meheheheh
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>tfw you will never trade a couple credits for circuit pendents, realmeat and wild stories from tech-nomads in the smog-choked twilight
>tfw you will never stop to chat with your neighbour the old singularity cultist and hear his wisdom from the halcyon days of your megacity
>tfw you will never live in a dilapidated underground mega-complex referred to as THE CITADEL
>tfw you will never venture out into the Upper World to collect scraps of metal from the past human civilizations before the Great War IV destroyed the ozone layer
>tfw you will never find a plant growing out of the ground in a place never thought to have been able to have life again, giving one small shimmer of hope to your people
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>>35562498
Not to get off topic, but why would anyone want a huge window at street level in an urban setting? That would drive me insane.
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>>35562588
I'd be pretty comfy if the people outside couldn't see you.
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>>35562603
Good point. It would take some getting used to but I might grow to like it eventually.
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Whatever you need to say, Anon, say it here.
I'll start:
>lost all my friends this year due to unrelated circumstances
>no gf ever
>mediocre grades in school
>can't talk to grils
>every day feels the same
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>>35562471
I have no job, no gf, no friends, no more dreams, but I have a few outdated memes.
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I worry about the wrong things.
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All my friends are getting married and I'm still stuck staring at square one. I haven't even gotten a gf yet. I'm getting older by the second. What the fuck am I supposed to do? How do I function the way everyone else does?
Did everyone else get the memo on how to succeed at life, but I missed out?
I don't want to keep looking at everyone else surpass me.
My Glock starts to look a little better every day.