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>Be an under-average looking guy
>Transform yourself into a trap
>Become a stacy
Why haven't you swallowed the trap pill yet?
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Because I don't want to take dicks you fucking homotard
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>>35563551
Is this really before and after? I doubt my transition could possibly go that well.
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>>35563689
Trannies are masters of making themselves look far better in photos than they do irl.
If you saw this thing on the street it would be obvious it's a man in drag.
Do girls even masturbate?
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>>35563531
Rarely but yes
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>>35563631
Why rarely though, it's awesome
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>>35563531
I don't have a study to back this up but, based on anecdotal evidence, I'd say girls have a greater variance in libido rather than a lesser average sex drive, but both could certainly be true.
>anon eat my ass or I'm telling dad about your piss jugs
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>>35563510
go nuts i don't piss in jugs you stupid bitch i piss in the shower.
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>ywn sniff her butthole
why live
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>>35563510
haha
>she doesn't know about my shit jugs and cum socks
how robot is joy division?
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>>35563379
I'd say very robot.
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>>35564102
I agree, even though Curtis had a wife
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>>35563379
3%
Generic party music that boring normies make themselves feel interesting for knowing exists
But you know that. You know this thread barely makes any sense and bares any affiliation to /r9k/ and you made it because you're proud of yourself for knowing about a semi obscure musical act and you want to gain validation because you're too boring and lazy to do it in any other way>>35563379
Fuck off
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what was your nickname in hs/college etc.?
"Alien" here
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>>35563327
Casanova, totally not a normie chad here :^)
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Pickledick. My last name is Pekel.
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Pineappleman here.
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>mfw I realised I can see some hot girl walking around naked in her apartment from my bedroom window
>she's been doing it 3 nights a row (every night since I saw her)
I can't see her all the time but I've got a fair few good looks when she goes out naked on the balcony and the back window
Further question: why would she does this? I also believe a guy lives there too (saw him) but I didn't see him naked
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I walk around naked out of laziness even if there's a chance someone could see me. I doubt my neighbors would ever admit that they've seen my boobs so... Oh well?
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>>35563279
She's completely naked. She must be naked the whole time she is home. Last night she went on the balcony and like inspected her body with the light on
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>>35563229
Naked is easier. Don't need to wash hands after peeing, and it's comfy. Wearing elastic all day actually changes my fat distribution.
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>realize gfs are a spook
>">tfw no gf" is a spook
>friends are a spook
>society is a spook
>normies are a spook
>robots are a spook
>chads are a spook
>stacies are a spook
>neetdom is a spook
>life goals are a spook
Have you taken the Stirnpill yet, lads? /comfy/ as fuck.
>tfw no longer have to give a fuck about subjective bullshit
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>>35563142
do I start with the greeks or stirner?
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>>35563164
you start with schopenhauer
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>>35563176
why schopenhauer?
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Why don't you have a stoner fuckbuddy?
You aren't a virgin right anon?
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I actually do and she's fun to hang out with but she's the absolute most annoying person when I'm not there. Told her I was never gonna date her and she still can't take a hint. Messages me from sun up to sun down. Reeeeeee
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This girl is a literal 4/10 to me. Would not fuck unless drunk.
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>>35563128
She's on pornhub but I forgot her name
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https://discord.gg/tuFtpyj
Come join our discord server, it's comfy but you'll have to fight your way out of the pit.
no normans or womyn
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>>35563111
>come dance for us, monkeys
>if you're the best, we'll let you into the outer ring of our circlejerk
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only the chosen, the most skilled, brave and callous will last till the end in pit. only the perfect shitposters will rise from the pit to castle and take place among gods.
good luck.
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r e t a r d e d s e r v e r
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What songs and bands do you listen to when you're feeling down, robots?
I'm feeling a lot shittier than normal lately, and I don't think I'll be around by this time 2018. If things don't start looking up soon this will probably be the end of me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNfjXmVFGAE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGBHDzyDIPg
This band for some reason. Always am a bit disturbed because it reminds me of a period in my life.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh7A_s0wg2c
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>>35563099
This might give you a jolt. I wish I was bombastic
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI1wBGYXdss
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>feel lighter and more mobile
>gained 2kg
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>>35563015
>what is body composition?
You may have gained a kilo of muscle and (temporarily) water and lost two kilos of fat or something
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>>35563048
This.
>>35563015
You may be ripped in no time.
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Post something disgusting from your body
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Do you use facebook?
Am I missing out?
Is it a good place to meet someone, especially that special someone from your town that you cant start a convesation with so the facebook would be a good ice breaker (sadly)?
Should I make facebook account?
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Facebook already had its golden moments in 2009-2011. Show's over.
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What >>35563044 said. Instagram if you're a swagfag, twitter if you're full of yourself, snapchat always.
16 year olds today never made facebooks, expect it to be myspace levels of dead within 3 years.
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>>35563002
>Do you use facebook?
No.
>Am I missing out?
No.
>Is it a good place to meet someone, especially that special someone from your town that you cant start a convesation with so the facebook would be a good ice breaker (sadly)?
Maybe, but that really depends on your looks/personality. If you suck IRL, you won't have any more luck on Facebook.
>Should I make facebook account?
No.
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I don't know what else to do.
I made shitty grades in high school
I didn't get into a good college
I dropped out of college
My family lost everything during the Great Recession
I started taking drugs
I became psychotic
I started believing in esotericism
I went back to college
I studied Philosophy
I disliked the formal education system
I dropped out again
I moved to another state with little money
I ran out of money
I moved back to my state
I lived with my mother for a year
I had a falling-out
I moved in with my conniving and dumb-ass grandmother
I started back at college
I was told that the quickest way to a degree was to continue with Philosophy
Drudged onward for a year with something I didn't believe in
I couldn't take it anymore and tried to change my path
I learned of a different degree program that would take my current credits and put them into a new program that I could graduate with in a shorter amount of time
I have no friends.
I have no real family.
I want to move out of my grandmother's house, she lives in poor conditions and is a hoarder.
What next?
I know nothing worth knowing.
Tell me there's a way out of this hole that I've dug myself into.
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>>35562969
Get a trade or something you dumb ass.
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>>35563007
Fuck you cunt, what do you think I've been doing for years?
Sitting on my ass doing nothing?
I'm trying to figure out a way into something.
I still have 2 semesters of college left and then I graduate.
I'm trying to figure out what I can do to make money while I'm in college.
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>>35563071
Sometimes they have chill jobs on campus. You could work part-time and finds nice roommates on Craigslist
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Does a girl's underwear really rub against her asshole the whole day?
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No she wears other pair in-between so they don't rub directly
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>>35562937
I know you're parading your fetish about but if it did I'd imagine the chaffing would be horrible.
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>>35562937
I wear a thong all day and have for a long time. It's just my norm, i don't even think about it. It's just not a problem, and it never occurred to me that it's rubbing against my ass hole. Probably because i don't have a hairy ass and have clean regular shits instead of the sprinkler that goes off due to the diet of robots.
Are robots really so dirty that their asshole is dirty/smelly?
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>2010
>after years of solitude, meet qt online, move to her state (years later in 2013) and live an awesome life of sex and being an awkward normie
>2015
>she leaves me
>hello darkness my old friend
>back in home state, after months of depression, got a job and a motorcycle that i love and a few rider buddies
>late 2015
>get hit by a car and let go from my job as i start a recovery process that takes until
>2017
>get a new job, fucking love it
>get fired for "personality conflict", aka autism
>current
>back to neet, depressed, no more motivation or willpower left to try again
when is it the right time to an hero? is it now? it feels now
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so events happen in your life, some of them good and some of them bad? sounds like you should kill yourself because everyone else only has good events happening in their lives lol
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>>35562901
Never give up and never comeback here.
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>>35562901
>>35562928
So now most post consist of normies telling their (((jokes)))?