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Too many hateful threads going on today. What's up r9k. Are you doing alright?

Looks like work will be slow again today
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I'm doing fine. Been talking to a guy all week. Just sick of the pedo fucks on here this week.
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it's been alright. got a new job hosting at a local pizza restaurant. the place is pretty cool and laid back and I'm excited to finally have spending money.
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I'm feeling blue and oh yes it's true. but it's okay because it's another day so I have to say that I will be okay even though it's grey

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I'm a black fembot and I'm wondering why do people think we are jealous of white women?its not white women causing problems for us it is men.
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White women are objectively more attractive. They get all the attention. You are jealous of white women because you can't get a bf since your not white.
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>>35565034
If black women cant get boyfriends and sex why is it statistically we have more children than whites?
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you are a white dude in flyover america, please stop fucking roleplaying. but 4chan will be dumb enough to give you 100 replies so who am I kidding

I went to the grocery store the other day and there were two women (one close to my age) cooing over some kid trying to pick out vegetables and dropping them all over the fucking place. I was in a hurry and politely excused myself and walked by without paying the kid any mind and they gave me this weird look like they had seen a alien or something. This has happened several times. Is it normal to freak out over kids, even when they are strangers? I was out and saw a lady making those cooing noises and baby talking to her child and i asked my friend if she could imagine me ever being like that and she said no. I think in general i'm a caring person and i do want kids but I honestly hate all children under the age of 5. They smell bad,are gross, and I hate having to pretend to like them when spew out babbling nonsense to me so i can pass as normal. I don't have a relationship with my mother so even if i do have children there's no way i can learn to take care of them. What do?
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>>35564938
>politely excused myself
What exactly did you do? Because it sounds like they were weirded out by what you did rather than not giving the child attention. It sounds like you just randomly walked by and said excuse me, which is weird.
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>>35564938
>Are there any fembots
nope
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>>35565012
Said excuse me because the child was running around in the fucking isle blocking the way. I'm a fairly polite person,desu. I did give the kid a obligatory tiny chuckle because its expected of me, but otherwise i didn't do anything else.

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>spring around the corner
>way too hot to continue wearing pants
>have to start wearing shorts again
Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all.
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>>35564927
Even in august I keep wearing trousers. You should do it alsi.
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>>35564969
>in august I keep wearing trousers. You should do it
Fuck no.
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>>35565010
I see, just wear long socks with a short.

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Hello, anons.
Hello, robots.
Hello, brothers.

This board has become rotten with normies, it has become corrupt and degenerate.
Roasties plague our threads, shilling and spreading their toxicity far and wide.

Their reign has come to an end, for this type if behavior is absolutely unacceptable.

Females cannot be robots, and there are no other ways of saying it.
Women are born into this world pampered by the world, with not a single concern in the world.
A woman may spread her legs, and THOUSANDS, quite literally, THOUSANDS of Beta males, and perhaps some Alpha males will be lining up to tend to her every need. They have no idea what suffering is. They never have known, and never will.

Modern women are little more than glorified whores. Thanks to Western society, and thanks to many other aspects of our daily lives, women have degraded themselves to nearly a primordial state, and have lost all feelings of dignity and honor. They WILL cheat on you, they WILL NOT remain faithful. We can thank society for that as well.


This board, is a perfect example of men going their own way.

Now, roasties and whores, and other cock-hungry sluts have discovered this untapped place of lost souls, and wish to profit from it.
They come here seeking attention from poor desperate individuals, depraved of care, and these whores BASK in the attention.

We will not stand for this.
We will resist.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

JOIN THE DISCORD FOR STRATEGY AND DISCUSSION

https://discord.gg/E7wBH7x
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>>35564919
wew lad you alright mate? you some tea or something?
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>>35564919

Just ignore women and they'll go away and attention whore somewhere else

Do not respond to "fembots" trying to justify why they belong here
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>>35564947

Hi british anon

I would like so go fuck yourself and take your roasties with you

Thanks

Feminism makes females sluttier, makes them pay for their own shit, makes them take the initiative with men. Why the hell arent you supporting it?
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>>35564863
mfw I could be banging these qts
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>>35564863
>Feminism makes females sluttier

you have to be a jew to think it's a good thing
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>>35564863
Because the vast majority of feminists are ugly.

That's the reason people can't take it seriously, it'd be like a fat person being as loud and passionate as posssible at veganism.
It may even have good ideas but the association is enough to make the average person say "ew gross."

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Do you still say "yes" even though it's the most cringeworthy thing ever?
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>>35564854
how is this cringeworthy?
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>>35564854
>If a girl confesses to you
lmfao

will never ever happen
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>Did you lose a bet
>Are you a roastie toastie
>Are you a virgin

Believe me, I'd fuck it up.

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/R9k I'm pretty upset with my life.

I can never be loved by someone.

It's not that I'm ugly, my face looks fine, but I'm autistic and I'm extremely anxious, mainly because I have legit deformities in my body, so I you could say that I am ugly..

I have Peyronie's disease and phimosis,I'm infertile,I'm almost bald at the age of 20, I have a fucked up spine from early childhood damage, I have several skin conditions and to top everything off I'm 5'7.

I literally want to die. I have never been happy because from day one I was born fucked up in the most intimate of places and I am unable to bond with the people around me because I am absolutely socially retarded.

I don't know what I did to deserve this.

I'm not even able to go out and fuck a hooker because of my anxiety.

My anxiety is so bad that I openly refuse to date anyone who likes me, and the worst part is that there have actually been many women who ether openly flirted with me/ told me they have a crush on me.

Every day I contemplate suicide because I know that I can't ever be intimate with a partner because I'm a disfigured mess, and because once a person gets to know me they realize that I'm a cringe worthy, boring mess of a person who can't even sustain a normal conversation.

So my question is

>how do you cope with your problems

And

>what is the fastest method of suicide

On a side note, if I look at my life retrospectively it's surprising that there were people who gave me any affection at all. Especially women, though I doubt anyone would want to be in a relationship with me after they found out that I'm literally disfigured and, basically, retarded.
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seek god friend
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>>35564799
>>what is the fastest method of suicide
Hydrogen monoxide poisoning is a very lethal, very painless, and very fast method of death. Would recommend, you can make it with household stuff pretty easily; a quick google search should sort you out.
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>>35564852

>no

This literally the worst advice I ever got, it's like saying that the solution to my problems is to " just get over it".

God did this to me,frankly he can go and suck on Tyrones black puckered anus.

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> tfw no bf who would wrestle with me even though i wouldn't have the slightest chance
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>tfw your 5'0 teenaged then-gf used to beat you in arm wrestles when you were in your early 20's
>tfw her 12 year old brother beat you too

They were a strong fucking family with big arms, mang
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>tfw no gf to powerbomb through a table
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>>35564780
> Tfw no gf to break neck with german suplex

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>tfw no communist bf or gf
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Women can't be communists.
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>>35564764
be my gf or bf anon. i'm a commie
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>>35564764
Can I throw you off a helicopter?

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>no gf to snuggle up with

My heart aches senpai. How do I learn to deal with being alone
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>>35564717
let your sadness become anger and hate anon.
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>>35564743
That's a waste of energy for me. I'm running on empty as it is
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>>35564717
>tinder, okc, pof

Honestly there's no excuse in current year. Hop on the online dating bandwagon and you'll find yourself a qtpi

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I was happily flicking the bean to adult gif and I opened a webm of a black couple and I was instantly repulsed, lost all sexual desire.

This surprised me. I don't watch porn or masturbate much. Is this reaction normal? Am I racist?
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maybe
its not bad unless you do anything to harm anyone though
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Black porn is better because they're both really wild and into it unlike white porn where the girl looks like she would rather be anywhere in the world but there. Even black male on white female porn is better than white/white.
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>>35564709
You're not racist, it's normal to be repulsed by beastility

How do we stop the balding crisis? Are scientists holding back on stopping it to keep the billion dollar hair loss business rolling?
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its a very hard condition to cure but there are some promising treatments being developed right now that could be on the market by 2018 - 2024. check out r/tressless on reddit for more updates
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>>35564654
The fact that literal royalty are going bald should tell you that there's not some grand conspiracy to hold back a cure. If scientists find one, we'll see rich people stop going bald immediately.
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I never understand the "this cure for x is being held back to make money" logic.

Do you have any fucking idea how much money someone would make by curing baldness?

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Friendly reminder that right handed people CANNOT be robots.
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>>35564633

Source plis
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>>35565243
You could of just use iqdb, or better yet have 4chan X just get the direct link because it's a pixiv filename
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=53572826
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I want to watch my waifu take the knot

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>I told you I have a vagina!
>Why didn't you believe me?
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>>35564577
Am I gay if I like girls with boyish faces the most?
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>>35564601
You most certainly aren't straight.

But ultimately you'll have to decide it for yourself.
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>>35565464

>Straight
>Sucking cock

pick one

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