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I hate woman so fucking much. Especially white woman.
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>>35565397
i'm more offended they called the guy a "beast"
i thought racism ended 40 years ago
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>>35565397
Her bitch ass boyfriend refused to kiss her so she kisses someone else. Dude's making a cuck of himself.
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It's obviously fake you idiots. Did you even watch the video? The acting is way over the top.
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How do I get a girlfriend like this?
I love thick girls, but where do I find one that's an introvert and shy?
https://www.instagram.com/JANAEGIRARD/
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>>35565368
>INTROVERT
>SHY
>GIRL
LURK MORE
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help i want a thick qt3.14
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Holy Shit how THIC can one get... This girl smokes fat blunts too lol.
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>thinking of becoming a male prostitute
How do I make it to where I don't get arrested and don't get STD's?
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Penile bump
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>>35565355
not getting arrested is as easy as not saying anything about money over the phone, and working out of a cheap hotel room. as far as std's go, you shouldnt get any so long as you ENSURE they wear a condom. i know tons of prostitutes that do it for a living and almost none of them have any diseases, well, except for hepatitus A on one of them, but thats harmless. you still shouldnt do it though, it just ends is a drug problem and low self worth.
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>>35565757
Do those prostitutes never do oral sex then?
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How a loser lost his virginity at 22 and continues to have sex weekly. 2017-03-16 01:49:46 Post No.35565320
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How a loser lost his virginity at 22 and continues to have sex weekly.
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You know all of those former "popular" girls from high school who work as waitresses and shit now? Turns out that they're desperate enough for a better life (i.e. more money) to fuck somebody like me!
I went through high school and college as a virgin who had never even kissed a woman. I had (and still have) only two friends who only came together because we were the bottom of the barrel socially. I'm pretty skinny and if I had to guess, not very attractive.
I graduated with a CS degree and landed a remote development job. So I decided to move back to my dead-end home town. Not since there was anything there for me, but because it was comfy and familiar. Since nobody wants to live here, I rent a very nice house for $1500/month. I don't even make that much money ($75k), but it goes far here and probably puts me in the top 1% here.
I had a Fagbook account from back in high school when I hadn't given up completely on fitting in. So I put my job title on there and started messaging these washed-up sluts from high school who are stuck in dead-end jobs. And they actually respond! They wouldn't give me the time of day in high school. And now they see what they think are some easy "beta bucks" so they're willing to talk to me. I have said some pretty dumb shit and they still keep the conversation going. So my stunted social skills haven't really hurt me.
I'm not dumb enough to fall for one of them. But I will pump and dump them since they make it so easy. I usually offer to take them out to dinner and just let them do the talking. They're the same dumb bitches that they always were, so they just gossip about people from town and you need to pretend to sound interested. Then I take them home, put on whatever stupid Netflix series normies think is trendy, drink a little bit and make a move.
Pic related is the first girl I fucked. I remember her as the ring-leader of the prissy bitches from high school. And now my cock has been inside her asshole. AMA.
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>>35565320
She's teetering on the verge of "busted whore" territory but it's good that you found a way to make the prospect of beta provisions work for you.
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>>35565320
How do they react to being pumped and dumped by you? Are they surprised?
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>>35565320
Women are all fucking prostitutes I don't care what normies and feminists say.
But anyways, here's my question:
Did you feel powerful when you were tearing up that ass? Tell me about the culmination of all your thoughts and feelings of being a lonely virgin and a loser in high school who simultaneously wanted to fuck Stacy and get back at her for being a cunt finally coming to fruition.
I hope you did feel powerful, anon.
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>the sound of people eating
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>>35565294
[Spoiler]This is a test[Spoiler] DO NOT REPLY
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>guy chewing with his mouth open and smacking his lips
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>>35565354
you messed it up you fucking faggot. screencapped, set as wallpaper and i will laugh at you every day until i die.
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What was the worst day of your life robots?
>be me, 23 y/o beta fag
>playing board game "LIFE" with family
>actually manage to get married and have kids in the game
>dad jokingly says
>"Damn anon, if only you could do that in real life"
>get angry and throw the board
>dad calls me a virgin bitch
>try to do one of those anime punches where you punch common sense into someone
>miss
>he tackles me and mom starts crying
>kicks me out
>this happened 2 years ago
>living with aunt
and that was the last family game night i've ever had
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>>35565284
whats an anime punch look like?
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>>35565323
it was suppose to be similar to this
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You should've had used rasengan it would've been better
reminder that women:
>have better orgasms
>have multiple orgasms with little or typically no refractory period
>the clitoris has twice(2x!!) the amount of nerves as your penises packed into an area just barely one hundredth the size
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>>35565230
This post is getting pretty old faganon. Begone.
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>>35565230
stop making me sad OP
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>>35565230
i bet this is why guys are so much more likely to kill themselves
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Fembot Thread Part II 2017-03-16 01:38:25 Post No.35565217
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>tfw addicted to 4chan girls
The last thread had some good discussions. Share your favorite fembots or 4chan girls.
Share your experiences interacting with fembots. What's the best way to become online friends with fembots and what compels fembots to post here?
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>few years ago
>met anzu on torucon couldn't even say hello
>made creepy eye contact and recieved a hello
>return home
>Later realize how 4chan is praising this girl.
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>>35565250
T. Onur Taner
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>>35565217
They all look underage. Don't you robots like any women who can legally give consent?
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Does anybody else need to take a piss after they've ejaculated? Especially if it's night time. If I don't, I'll have a really shitty sleep and I'll have to wake up at 4 am to sneak into the bathroom to piss.
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yes, and usually it's really hard to get the piss flowing
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>>35565216
you're supposed to, it helps prevent UTIs by keeping the pipes clean
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pissing while youre still partially hard is the absolute best t b h
Never go full desperate, don't start talking to ugly and fat girls.
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noted, thx m8
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>>35565206
Roger that
Oregano origami
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>>35565206
>tfw i went full desperate and started talking to a legitimate 2/10
>tfw she ghosts me
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Do you ever fantasize about filling a backpack with supplies, don't say anything to your family or friends (if you have any) then going into the wilderness? Going up a mountain, through a forest, like you're in fucking lord of the rings or something. Maybe get attacked by a bear or something and die. Or after a few days of travelling run out of supplies and eventually just crawl up and die.
I do. God, even my suicidal thoughts are weird.
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>>35565187
lol its more along the lines of something VTech/Columbine-esque
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I wanted to do that as a child except I wanted to go to Mexico so I could get abducted by ayy lmaos
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Tell your parents you're leaving and you don't know when you're coming back, leave, and just go and be homeless for a while. Don't eat for a day, and get in touch with nature. I really recommend this experience. You'll get to see how humans are so caught up in a hussle and bussle in life, even robots. When it's just you, and the trees. You'll see how it feels.
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ITT: Post facts many robots won't know
Did you know that women don't actually like giving blowjobs?
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To you maybe baby
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Did you know that you will never make love to a girl who adores you?
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>>35565128
Men love giving blowjobs! This is a fact.
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Anyone else here grew up on this site? I've been here since I was 12 years old and now I'm 20.
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>>35565082
Been in here for 7 years now
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>>35565082
Been here since I was 14
I regret nothing
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>>35565082
Yeah, been here since I was 15.
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Every day Facebook reminds me of how autistic I used to be with facebook memories. I used to just delete my years of cringe posting every day but this month I decided to screen cap them first. I'll post the screen caps I have, feel free to share your own Facebook memories
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Some are much worse than others
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Originjinbmnb
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Hihihffum
Gogo
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Some roastie waitress said to me, "Hey, how's your Wednesday going?" Obviously she was hitting on me but I didn't fall for it. I put that bitch in her place. I said, "I wouldn't fuck you with my mam's cock. Don't fucking talk to me." She ran away into the bathroom crying. Fucking normies need to die.
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how did u know she was a roastie?
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>>35565045
She's female, isn't she?
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>>35565008
>"Hey, how's your Wednesday going?"
>Obviously she was hitting on me
No she wasn't. What she said was a standard opening line for normie small talk. She was just making idle conversation and you responded by being a complete dick. Smooth.