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JEREMY SPOKE IN CLASS TODAY!
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>>35566041
I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I

Who-ooohhhhhhhh
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"Anon, why does it take you so long to pack your stuff up when class is over?"
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>>35566068
it takes extra time to reload my handgun..

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>you will never die in a shoot out with the cops after robbing a bank

Why even live?
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Not to put any ideas or motivate anyone but it really doesnt sound that hard to do so long as you live in america
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>>35566124
I'm not unfortunately so I can't walk down to the local gun show and buy a giant gas powered assault rife and enough rounds for a small army.
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>>35566021
>robbing a bank

tame af m8

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Was there any event in your life that truly broke your spirit and made you realise "yeah, I'm never going to be happy/loved"?
Curious because I'm wondering what kind of events could turn young men into depressed cynics
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>>35565963
Middle school bullying.
Et casse toi avec la photo de la naine !
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>>35565963
When I actually was this fucking close to having a gf of my dreams, but I fucked up and she moved on for a better guy. It's been 3 years and it still hurts.
Doesn't matter if I ever get lucky and somehow find love. I will always remember her and no one will be better.
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Nope, just gradually realising how ugly my face really is and how shallow women are.

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>Teenager who starved to death 'after being neglected by her adopted parents' was found wearing an adult diaper and lying on her bedroom's linoleum floor
>Natalie Finn, 16, died in October from a heart attack brought on by starvation
>The girl was found languishing on the linoleum floor in a soiled adult diaper
>The house in West Des Moines, Iowa, was overrun with cats and covered in human and adult waste
>Natalie died in hospital and her adoptive mother Nicole Finn, 42, was charged with her murder
>She is also facing charges for kidnapping and child endangerment against two other adopted teenagers who were living in the house
>Her husband Joseph Finn was also charged and the pair are awaiting trial
>Authorities visited the home in August but said the teen was starving herself

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4319844/Teenager-starved-death-neglected-by.html
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Dumb bitch couldn't eat her diaper
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>>35565927
>>35565952
Wtf you assholes, she was only a teenager. I thought /r9k/ was cool until now.
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>>35565927
>covered in human and adult waste

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Would you suck one of these?
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Depends who it's on. If it's on a cute twink boy then sure yeah. His body looks pretty nice here I hope his face is cute as well.

I'm a bi male robot btw.
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>>35565935
Same, only hairless twinks and qt traps for me.

t. straight guy
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w-what is that thinng?

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if you are a manlet please dont reproduce, please dont have children, my dad is a 5'3 manlet i think and im a 5'5 neet, everybody is taller than me and im from '''short''' country, i cant imagine this feeling in america or netherlands
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>>35565846
What's the cutoff height, really? What is too short?
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>>35565846
are you an idiot?

>your dads 5'3

>you're 5'5

>your child will be 5'7

>your grandchild will be 5'9

>your great grandchild will be 5'11

>your great great grandchild will be 6'1

god i hate retards that can't do simply fucking equations.
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Your dad managed to reproduce. What's your excuse?

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OHAYO! Let's all do our best today, anons! Remember to shave and brush your teeth before you go outside!
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>>35565840
Definitely time to trim my scruff
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>>35565840

Why do I have to shave?
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I'd really rather just not even try

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This is me, robros. Rate me, I don't give a fuck right now.
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>>35565812
by the way, don't wear glasses anymore. i have contacts now.
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>>35565812
>>35565826
Get /fit/ and shave off that poor excuse for facial hair, and you'll be a 9/10.
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>>35565942
I've already shaved off the facial hair. I'm in the process of getting /fit/.

>it's another day spent alternating between unbearable hornyness and crushing post orgasm loneliness
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then get a prostitute
or a girlfriend
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>>35565763
>Just get a gf bro! It's so easy
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Or how about you stop fucking wanking? You realize the #1 most destructive thing in your life is probably your habitual porn viewing and masturbation? Is it hard to understand that spilling your seed and life essence every day, that literally creates new life, might have an effect on your body and mind? I feel no fucking pity for porn viewers.

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is behind the meme really a normie or just acting?
He is pretty boring to me but still better than thatistheplan.
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Stop posting this shit, it's obviously normie shit
Anthony is a fucking 30+ year old autist """"ironically"""" discussing memes and jerking off on his opinion about popular music releases, he'll hit a wall soon and then he'll go work in his local record store
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He's a cringy normie faggot serving other normie faggots and jerks himself off for two minutes at every video over how many suggestions he gets
He kills memes by overanalyzing
the fuck about them and explaining the jokes which automatically ruins them
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What the fuck?
It's so obviously fucking normie shit, who just panders to every 10 year old normie on youtube

Any other Muslimbots here?
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I used to be, but not anymore.
Too repressive and not convincing enough.
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Isn't internet haram for you
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>>35565715
I'm eating bacon right now, sweeter than ALLAHs love ever was bro.

>tfw no pure Aryan gf to defile
>tfw trump calls you on the phone, all he does is breath heavily into the receiver

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Who /useless/ here?
Anyone else unable to handle simple jobs? I can't imagine myself as a barista or server for instance. Most places complain n that I'm too slow and I always forget basic things and eventually I end up quitting because of the stress.
feelsbadman
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>>35565526
me too but slow and steady wins the race
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>>35565526
I know that feel. Gene therapy can't come fast enough.
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>>35565544
Until Chad bullies you out of the position and littlekids make fun of your autistic turtles

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im talking to a girl online right now. how many days do you think before i fuck this up?
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>>35565511
t0day
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I'd say 0.25 at best.
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>>35565511
Gimme her profile I wont fuck it up and send you an essay about her tight pussy :^)

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I will be graduating college with a degree in Supply Chain Management...

I will try to get a job flipping burgers. But how are my chances? There are people with experience who might get the job instead of me? And will my degree be a liability, cause the employer might think I wont be satisfied with my job? And hence being overqualified?
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>>35565490
If you have a bachelor's degree you are severely underselling yourself.

Not uncommon among robots just stating a fact.
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>>35565490

Just as fucked as I am, so you're not doing so hot senpai.
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>>35565490
You should apply for a job in a supermarket or something. You might be able to work yourself up to a manager position and then ur supply chain degree will help with ordering new supplies

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Good morning to our black brothers that post here
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Hello to all my fellow human beings :)
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fuck racism. seriously.
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>>35565448
A microscopic snippet of DNA left at a crime scene can tell what race you are
with 99.99% accuracy

....even the cheapest genetic tests from ancestry sites can tell what race you
are, and what percentage of other races your ancestors may have mixed with, up to
less than 1%

...medical science recognizes medical differences in the races, by different
illnesses prevalent to each race, and by treatments that must be tailored by race

....biological sciences classifications of humans recognize the racial differences

...Europeans and East Asians have admixture with Neanderthals, whereas Southeast
Asians, the Indian Subcontinent and Australian Aborigines have mixture with
Denisovans. West Africans have admixture with Heidelbergensis. And other sub-
Saharan Africans have admixture with potentially unknown groups of hominids.

...These are excluded admixtures that are not shared between the races

....Meaning not only are the races different races of homo sapiens, but the different human
races are each up to 10% of a completely differing human -species- from each other.

Aborigines are up to 6% Denisovan, and do not share that with whites who are up to 4% Neanderthal, who do not share that with Aborigines, etc.

We are not just different RACES. We are up to 10% different SPECIES.

Fuck off, cuck/parasite nigger

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