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yeh i put my pp vagina sophomore year haha so experience mm :DD

>>39360252
What exactly do you want to lie about? Do you know what don't you know?

>>39360296
Simply avoiding spaghetti moments when sex is brought up

>>39359976
Does she talk about how she pegged him and laughed at how pathetic he was?

>>39359976
I think she means that it was such an incredibly charitable act. It's like going on a mission and building homes for the poor in Central America.

>>39360001
I can see it in my mind dude
>I was so empowered by how emasculated and feeble he appeared!
>It was like I was conquering the patriarchy by being a big slut, you know, the thing I've made it my life's mission to do.

Alcohol is both the solution and cause of all of life's problems.

na man, it might make pulling the trigger easier but if you don't want to go that route, you'll only wind up in a worse spot later down the road. If you appreciate your physical health at all, it's gonna turn you into a fatshit

>>39359948

As long as you don't become an alcoholic, it works.

>>39359843
>she left before I was born
>my mom
>before I was born

>>39359843
I know this feel anon, mine left while I was in my first Trimester

>never knew the warmth of a mother's love

>>39359858
maybe he's a failed abortion

Wonder how the fuck I got into a clothing store while sleeping and spill my spaghetti because a girl is taking pictures of me

kill self
one less roastie on the loose

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>>39359824
YOU are the girl anonymouse!

>>39359774
thanks for telling me.

>>39359774
Been there. What did you say to her?

>I guess I'm just a fuck up
Yep.

>>39359625
get the fuck off my boarddd you fat nigger

Why do people watch this vapid, meaningless drivel?

Tris is tre most obnoxiously self obsessed shit ever

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>>39359788
>2 million views
Yep apparently they do.

Remember anon, it's never okay to hit a girl even if she hits you first. :^)

Give up because there is no practical application

>>39359396
No I need to read the mangos

>>39359385
kill yourself and reincarnate as a japanese schoolgirl

>>39359335
Man, where the fuck you live ? Im sure its not Africa because you're using internet. Are you some study slave corean/southeast Asian ?

Living in America is great in general.

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>>39359355
He's right, suburban America is great. I had to grow up in depressive urban jungles of Russia and it was either spending time in a company of violent assholes, doing drugs and other weird shit or locking myself on the internet and video games

>>39359280
They are probably betafags with no social skills. What was the discord?

I'd be friendly to you OP

Only in hopes that you could be my gf though

>>39359280
Because of the inherent asymmetry in gender relations. Your femininity commands attention in a way that masculinity simply cannot, making resentment all but inevitable.

>>39359169
top half human, that's the half that matters

>>39359169
the fish tail one cant run away so obviously that one

>>39359169
top atleast you can talk to her and get bjs, bottom has a fish brain so you'd just be fucking a corpse

>>39359031
Throw some rat poison in his food

>>39359040
and get thrown in peison and have my butthole torn by niggers
Nah m8

>>39359031
dude what the fuck are you me? this happened to me months ago. brother is even the same age. only difference is he doesn't play dota and I live with both my parents. holy shit

No. I've seen too much shit to believe that race mixers are anything but edgy retards.

Why would I cuck myself.

>>39358983
Yes, I'm black so she'd be burning coal regardless.

>he doesent like sucking dick
what are you, a faggot

>>39358961
its 5 AM go to sleep

>>39358961
yeah it gets boring surprisingly quickly

>>39358826

They have no intellectual integrity, they are only guided by their insatiably lust for Chad and attention. If you've ever spent time with a girl that is pretending to share your interests (that is if you like literature and art) you will be shocked at how easily she can transfer. What do I mean by transfer? That means that the so called passion she feels for any of your mutual interests is switched out in a second by mundane and shallow things. Never make the mistake of thinking that the girl you like/your GF is immune to Chad because she shows some resemblance of intellect or mutual passion for things that Chad isn't offering. Never think a women can be truly intellectual, never think that you should treat her like an equal. You will get a GF when you start looking at women and judging them by what they can offer. That means they can only offer bodily pleasure and should be treated like children in any other situation.

2/2

>I'm a bit of a gamer xd, I play borderlands, so weird xd

Hey man I enjoyed vorkosigan even if left hand of darkness was garbage.
Intent only affects your enjoyment if you're looking for a sustained relationship with that person.

And guess what, most women are immature, have moronic intent, and aren't worth pursuing a relationship with. So ignore their intent, stop taking things they say at face value, and stop caring.
Because now you're out of harm's way.