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Anyone else keep seeing people walk in the corner of their eyes, looking then there being nobody?
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>>35568646
There is a small chance it's a warning sign of schizophrenia. (really small chance, I'd say one in twenty, your symptom is not unusual)
However, considering on which part of the internet we are right now, here is a test for Schizophrenia proneness:
http://www.clinicalneuropsychiatry.org/libri/pdf/summaryOfBasicSymptomCriteria.PDF
If you suspect that you might have beginning symptoms of schizophrenia, you should see a doctor. There's a chance that early medication might cure you.
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>>35568733
>COGDIS criteria met
WHAT DID IT MEAN BY THIS???
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>>35568789
Congrats, you have an increased chance to get schizophrenia. Look up early schizophrenia symptoms, if you notice those see a doc
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Fembot here, ask me anything.
Also, fembot general.
Shit that happened to you recently.
>bf cheated on me.
>parents kicked me out.
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That's so horrible... I'm so sorry... why did your parents kick you out, angel?
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The real question is: are you the one who's causing all of these problems in your life, or does trouble just seem to "find you"?
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>>35568544
No FUCK YOU ALL
I dont need this
Who here trying to get better? Mentally physically emotionally socially financially spiritually creatively
Gotta change my perspective and remember what used to motivate me.
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Sex and female companionship used to motivate you until you learned it was all a sick joke.
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>>35568709
Hate to admit you're right.
I also used to genuinely feel like there was beauty in life and everyday things.
Now I'm just mentally ill and can't get myself to go outside.
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>>35568640
I'm trying to improve physically, because I am a skinnyfat 5' 10 129 lb weakling and I hate looking at myself in the mirror. I also have food issues (falling back in to disordered eating/anorexia/bulimia). I have no motivation, but I do it anyway for some reason. I'm ugly in ways that cannot be fixed without large sums of money, which I will never have. I'm sure I'll give up at some point, but right now I'm going day by day.
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Hey /b/, I really couldn't help but notice a lot more women wearing these things nowadays. Can anyone tell me what they mean?
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Where, and what type of girls? I haven't seen these in years.
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black belt in sucking dick and wants to call you daddy whilst fucking
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>>35568620
College campuses mostly
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I need a fembot gf, simple.
Would you willing to be my gf?
I have a lot of interesting stuff to offer and good skills to offer + kinda cute + mentally healthy.
Yes I'm begging, the reason is that normie girls are bored af, they don't even know what a meme is and I personally think that in a relation ship there must be common interests..
If you're interested just ask whatever you want and we'll see!
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>mentally healthy
>begs for a gf on an anonymous imageboard
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>>35568544
Yeah me too. I keep getting ghosted and I want to be in one of those success stories where we live happily ever after.
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>>35568576
Can't I be robot and being mentally stable?
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Mac Miller has been dating Ariana Grande for some time. He's a 5'7" manlet of average looks and she's 5'3" but wears 6inch heels a lot. He probably doesn't have a big dick.
Just some proof that CONFIDENCE and PERSONALITY can get you girls over looks and height.
inb4 she's in it for the money, because she makes a lot more cash than he does.
what are you doing to improve your CONFIDENCE and PERSONALITY, anon?
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>>35568510
that's money and being a druggy. she's a trashy whore desu.
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>>35568510
Ariana Grande has literally taken 30 dicks before getting to Mac Miller
If this is your attempt at boosting the confidences of fat manlet virgins then you've just sent a lot of people running for the suicide hotline
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>implying theres a difference between celebrity relationships and medieval marriages
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Well Anon? I thought you weren't a virgin? You do know what to do right?
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>>35568463
>Think to myself fuck what am I going to do?
>Think ok i'll just do what they do in porn
>Try to eat her out
>At first try and stick my tongue into her vagina
>It's too short
>She has an awkward facial expression
>Shit I fucked up
>Just start licking her clitoris instead
>She somewhat enjoys it
>After 3 minutes ask her if she wants to give me a blowjob
>she says Yeah
>I put it in her mouth
>Holy shit this feels amazing
>3 seconds later I cum
End
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>>35568463
Is she some kind of a midget or a dwarf?
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>>35568463
JAM IT IN
???
PROFIT
>be
>2 months ago had a interview with panda express
>the HR lady asked if i was panda material.
>i came up with some BS and stumbled like crazy
>didn't get the job because i wasn't panda material
>never eating there again
>chucke cheese just interviewed me today
>they had me put on the Chuckey outcome during the interview
>accidentally ripped off the tail in front of the boss
>tfw he told me to leave
>didn't get the chuckie cheese job and got laughed at by all the 17-20 year olds working there
people my age are engineers and raising families and shit. Here I am getting rejected from panda and ripping mouse outfits because anxiety induced clumsiness.
Hopefully the vocational school approves me or I'm fucked big time.
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>>35568434
>be 27
my mistake
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>>35568434
>got laughed at by all the 17-20 yr olds
Every place now only wants kids or those with specific experience.
These gen z faggots literally get paid to stand around and do nothing.
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>>35568490
yep. and I'm 27, not the same 27-year-old that responded to OP, but it's true. I was dishes and no other jobs wanna hire me. This place called Culver's hired me and the orientation lasted a week and they treated everyone like retards. And everyone working there was pretty much retarded and living on welfare. I quit after one day because the food made me vomit (they soak burgers in butter) and it takes 5 people to make one burger (i could make 20 at a time if I had to) it was depressing there. I wish I could get a real job and move out of my parents' basement. But my parents' house is nice and they have all new appliances and furniture and it's comfy here.
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Train Thread
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There's been so much hate and negativity on here, it really gets me down sometimes. so let's have a fun, positive, wholesome and mildly autistic train thread. post pics of trains, trams, stations, and uplifting messages for your fellow anons
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Fuck trains
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>>35568374
Fuck you, and fuck trains. Throw yourself in front of the next train you see.
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currently riding home from work on this piece of shit
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>Don't forget anon, the cleaning ladies are coming today
What do?
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>>35568343
>mfw they will see that I've been peeing behind my bed.
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>>35568443
>mfw they'll have to clean off the booger wall
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Tell them not to touch my fucking desk!!!
They keep somehow breaking my second monitor that is on a mount!!
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Uni thread?
How you holding up lads? How long until you drop out or off yourselves?
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>>35568323
As long as I pass my classes I graduate after this semester. I was stupid and decided to take nothing but intensive lab classes this semester instead of phoning it in with easy ones. I decided to take analytic chemistry because I'm a chemistry minor even though I've completed all the requirements for my minor. I've been really stressed out all semester. At least I'm going to graduate cum laude.
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>tfw skipped all my classes so far this week
I feel like such a piece of shit
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>keep failing the same shitty class with a fail rate of 80%
>can't get off my ass to study
>if I do I get overwhelmed and frustrated because I don't understand anything and get even more unmotivated
>don't even know if things would go better afterwards if I passed or if I would hit another wall
Kill me
I don't even know if I'm just too lazy and depressed or if I might actually not be as smart as I always thought
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I need a fembot girlfriend
pls be short and vaguely cute
thanks
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i need a fembot girlfriend
pls be bpd and insane
thanks
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>>35568280
bipolar disorder or borderline personality disorder
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>>35568353
WHY NOT BOTH? THE MORE, THE BETTER!
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Well! It looks like we will get our virgin brides after all!
>Virginity is such a loaded word. It either conjures up magical memories or, for many of us, the absolute horrors. According to Durex, the average age that women have intercourse in Australia is eighteen while 17.4-years-old for the guys. But imagine if you could take your virginity back and give it to the man you were going to marry? Would you?
>We're not talking surgical reconstruction of the hymen here. Becoming a born again virgin isn't a physical concept, it's more a conscious decision to abstain from sex until you're married. Essentially, it's free virginity pass, even if you've already done the deed a plenty, or in Kerr's case, had a child.
http://archive.is/8rfRB
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LOL XDXDXDXDXD
I JUST LITERALLY
PEED
MY
PANTS
JUST A LITTE THOUGH
I MEAN ITS A LITTLE SPOT NOT LIKE IT RUINED MY CHAIR R NYTHING LOL BUUT FOR REL EPIC LULZZZ XD
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>>35568215
>calling yourself a virgin when you've already had sex
>calling yourself a virgin when you've had a fucking child
>expecting some chump to beta-provide for you and your spawn and not even get any sex until you've trapped him
loving every laugh
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>>35568215
If anyone thinks Miranda Kerr wasn't fucked half a dozen different ways by shady agents before she turned 20 then they're retarded.
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May we get a MGTOW thread going?
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All MGTOW faggots are psuedo-volcels that would jump on any pussy offered in their direction.
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>ywn own a comfy cabin in alaska
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>>35568072
That's a fine sodomy shack you got there, bub
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Does anyone else feel that cheating isn't that big of a deal? What's truly unforgivable is breaking up with someone or leaving them for someone else.
Sincerely,
A gay boy who's had extracurricular activities during every relationship he's ever had, but has never fallen out of love or ended a relationship.
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This is why /pol/ hates us. One isn't enough for you?
t. faggot in a bad mood
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of course you'd think that, you're gay and thus your relationships are inherently without any intrinsic value
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>>35567949
It is a big deal, especially if you've both agreed upon a committed relationship. If you've seriously cheated in every relationship you've had, you're a shitty person. Kill thyself.