How's it going, robots! NEET here for the first time in my life. Just got fired, like 2 hours ago.
It feels alright. What's the fuss all about?
>3 months from now
Get out, Chad, please.
oregenalum
>>35570778
Money, that's all.
If you live alone and have enough money saved then there's nothing to fear.
ITT: we wait for her response.
>>35570760
Rest of the email.
Thanks for new thread
Will pin and check
Tell her her film should also feature the stark contrast between privileged good looking rich kids in the city people and average people in the tiny suburbs that haven't seen a girl their own age in months.
fembot here.
fembot general thread.
>talk to other fembots.
>meet each other.
it's MUCH harder being a girl then a guy.
>giving birth.
>periods.
>no friends.
>being ugly.
girls run the world!
And don't forget to post timestamped tits to prove you're a fembot.
i attempted to put "what he said" but i got muted , GREAT WORK AS ALWAYS 4 CHAN -_-
>>35570725
if ur a fembot then how would you get pregnant? pathetic fuck stop going on anonymous websites and pretending to be a girl
>tfw no belly gf to cuddle with and use as a fluffy pillow
Had one, but her boobs were horridly mishapen. She was even down to gain weight. Sometimes I regret breaking up wither her, but now i have a chubby girl who I think is into me. Life will find a way.
just buy a lovesac
then you have a beanbag chair and something to fuck
>>35570688
I don't like posting in these much because the damn robot
I wanna settle this okce and for all.
4chan is full of guys larping as girls and girls larping as guys. I get that /r9k/ is probably mostly guys but I suspect more fembots lurk than we think
So just answer truthfully are you a boy or a girl? I added trans answer bc why not?
https://strawpoll.com/ged31yy
Bump, I need more data
Ill just do some general shitposting till people start coming here
My everynight on omegle
>mom finally left chad scumbag because he was cheating
>she's drinking and saying that she wants to kill herself, she tried doing it twice before
>tfw too dead inside and autistic to comfort her
>tfw don't know what to say when she tells me she should be dead already
Tell her that she did the right thing by dumping him and that she should find a man who can truly appreciate her. If she has personal problems she knows about, she should try to fix them and feel better about herself.
>This wouldn't have happened if you didn't divorce Dad
>>35570681
i don't think i could pull that off, and what's the use in it anyway? it won't reduce her attraction to fucking retarded chads she's had since leaving my dad
>>35570735
not divorce, they were never married.
also fuck off retard
Chart thread.
I'll tell on you if bully
>>35570613
original unoriginal it's original
Bump.
>>35570613
I actually don't have too much in the way of input on your chart. Sorry OP. Most of the stuff I either don't know or don't care too much about.
>red ensign flag
lol i bet you spend all day on metacanada and think you're fighting a race war
Just realized the memes aren't true
Getting laid isn't that hard
All you need is confidence and basic hygiene.
I know a guy who
>is a manlet
>Watches anime
>Plays Yu-gi-oh in college in his spare time
>Wears a fedora
>Goes to anime conventrions cosplaying as naruto characters
Literally the embodiment of autism, yet he manages to get a gf (she is pretty average looking but still)
posting here or even just lurking here reinforces shitty behaviors and destroys self esteem. of course it's all just a fucking meme. leave this place.
>>35571822
No it fucking isn't. I swear I LITERALLY live in another world than you people. I haven't been able to get laid in my 26 years of life, I haven't even been able to experience kissing
>>35571877
I'm 22 and never gotten laid. I'm 4 years off of knowing how you feel.
You post and lurk here because people struggle with the same thing you do. You read what they post and think to yourself that yeah that's my situation too. Suddenly you start picking up personalities of thousands of anons and those anons among other anons. You're lying to yourself. There's nothing wrong with you other than yourself. All of the shitty things you think are the reason you aren't getting laid, are not actually the reason you're not getting laid.
Grow the fuck up, properly clean yourself(skin, face, hair, nails, showering), lift weights, talk to girls until it becomes second nature.
The only thing stopping yourself is you. Don't believe the other anons on here that tell you it's autism or some other bullshit. Believe in yourself.
did everyone forget about armpit farting?
>>35570509
Yes, unfortunately. Maybe it'll make a comeback someday.
>>35570509
>see post
>decide to armpit fart for the first time since childhood
>tfw hand is soaked with stinky sweat
>>35570509
no i armpit fart profusely whenever i go to the grocery story with mommy
>literally everyone on this website is a rich STEM major
How do I make it in life without math skills past calculus? I just want to be comfy.
you're going to have to sacrifice your code of honor. we're bad people and so we have to work autistically hard.
learn how to program
you don't usually need any math experience past calculus (even calculus is pretty useless in programming because computers can only technically work in discrete quantities)
any time you need something that requires some insane high level math shit you can almost always just download a module someone wrote for it already. in fact that's over half of programming. just taking other peoples' work and sewing them together like some kind of human centipede
>in b4 some autistic performance-obsessed pedant who only writes in C REEEEEEEs about how i'll never be able to shave those previous 6 milliseconds off of my 10-second long process like it even matters for 99% of what people need at this point
>>35570501
>Everyone
lol I'm a photojournalist
How often do girls fart?
>>35570427
I'd really like if fembots could comment on this. And just talk about their farts.
>>35570427
when i'm on my period i fart a LOT
like 20-30x a day
on a normal basis it's like 1-3x depending on what i eat
>>35570496
Do they stink? Are they long flappy farts or silent puffers?
All else being equal, what do you think is the ideal height for a man?
>>35570380
6'
and yes I have a vagina.
>>35570380
My height, of course.
Imagine being a blond blue eyed young White girl!
Let's say you hypothetically had an unlimited supply of opiates. Would there be any adverse effects if you used them every day in a controlled manner? As the tolerance goes up, so does the lethal dose, so it shouldn't be dangerous, right? Just curious, not going to abuse opiates.
extreme constipation and damage to the colon is possible
>>35570343
>As the tolerance goes up, so does the lethal dose,
Not a linear function
It deadens your nervous system.
Have you ever been high on them? They completely impair your cognitive functioning.
The longer the abuse the more pronounced these effects will be. Your brain can recover once you stop but while using it will only get worse.
People usually start to feel phantom or psychologically induced pain with long term opiates as well.
I wish her "Eliza" character was the real her.
>>35570339
why do you guys orbit her so much? jesus fucking christ
Ciara/Elisa is not a bad person. She's a troubled woman who became addicted to drugs at an early age. She needs professional help and help from a friend that makes her feel worthwhile. Professional help alone is not enough. She needs a Chad.
>>35570385
She lubs dat sweet, sweet heroin tho
>Women will never understand how it feels to be a robo--
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLZY2l0h_j0
>>35570297
> being a robot
> believing its going to be OK
FUCK OFF ROASTIE WOMEN CAN'T BE ROBOTS
NEVER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>35570297
I can't listen to her voice, it causes me physical pain.