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>You're under arrest, anon!
>You have the right to remain silent and the right to a lawyer!
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>>35572333
Sweet trips, faggot.
But I am not going to jail!
*Pulls out firearm and takes cover behind nearest object, preparing for a firefight*
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>>35572333
Sweet gween tea digits fampai.
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ARE YOU DETAINING ME! ARE YOU DETAINING ME?!
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this guy is a virgin, all hope is lost.
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Is he a butterface?
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Op you're a manlet.
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>no pic of face
his body isn't even very aesthetic. who knows what his face is like when he tried very hard to exclude it from the picture.
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you have 5 years to get into the F.B.I. what do you do?
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>>35572165
>get online BS degree in something easy
>look on normiebook for profiles of FBI agents
>find one
>track him down
>befriend him
>befriend his superiors even
>talk them into recruiting you
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>>35572282
>>>belong to minority group so they feel obligated to hire you to meet diversity quotas
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>>35572165
>Start lifting regularly
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What was her name, /r9k/? What did she die of? 2017-03-16 08:21:34 Post No.35572056
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What was her name, /r9k/? What did she die of?
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Sylvia
Heroin addiction
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>>35572056
"Sylvia" is a druggie name. You should've seen this coming.
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>>35572056
sorry anon. i'm a recovering dope addict. heroin addiction is a bitch. very few people make it out to the other side.
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Jennifer.
Hit by a drunk driver.
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How do you handle feeling insulted on 4chan?
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>>35571987
How long have you been browsing here?
I think most anons become desensitized to insults after a while.
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>>35571987
I laugh it off no matter how dumb my comment may be and go argue or shitpost in another thread. dumb nigga
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>>35571987
I'm a M, so I like it.
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>tfw no adorable young Yolandi Visser gf
Why even live?
(she starts talking at 2:39)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8szZ_WBdqE&t=2m38s
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Just go to south efrica they all sound like that.
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>>35572136
Yeah but not all South Africans have Yolandi's twinkly eyes
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>tfw no one appreciates your waifu's cuteness
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How do I acquire a nerdy r9k gf (male)?
Preferably one that doesn't wear makeup
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>>35571976
Almost all fembot(males) that are even moderately attractive wear makeup. You'd have to be lucky as hell to get one that looks like your picture with no makeup on. Even a lot of women look like shit without it.
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>>35572258
Why is makeup even a fucking thing? How did that trickery get so popular?
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>>35571976
fuck the makeup, did you see this dude's body? it's fucking disgusting beergut tier bullshit with tits
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How can I be making money right now?
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By investing in life insurance and killing yourself.
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>>35572145
No, seriously. How can I make money right now?
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>>35572635
Getting a job usually works.
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stealth cumming on roasties is the best feeling ever
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>>35571949
Too risky imo
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>What the fuck
kys
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fucking lmao when she's wondering what the hell is on her pants
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>Tfw Stacy is literally so perfect the only thing we can hate on her for is having sex
At least Jesus loves us more right? Because we're pure?
Please
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>>35571920
We don't just hate her for having sex. We hate her for being an uppity bitch.
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Here comes the REDPILL bro: power corrupts. Stacy has a ton of social power because of how hot she is. Therefore Stacy will ACTUALLY tend to be a shittier person on average.
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>>35571920
>At least Jesus loves us more right?
That's not how it works.
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Anyone else here who can't get into a hobby without being made fun of?
>watching lots of videos of chinese chefs
>decide I want to become one as it seems fun
>want to research chinese food
>know I need to learn what makes it taste good
>decide to investigate soy sauce and how it is important
>go to a chinese takeout place and order lots of noodle dishes but ask for no soy sauce to be used
>the chef LAUGHS at me
>gets me my food
>I go home and make notes on the difference in taste between the dishes without soy where I usually have them with soy
>important research so I understand food
>go back next week to ask for the same dishes with EXTRA soy sauce
>the chef sees me
>'OH ITS NO SOY MAN, SOY WON'T MAKE YOU GAIN WEIGHT DONT WORRY FATTY SOY WILL RIDE OUT BELLY ON YOUR CANDY'
>laughs and ask what I want
>feel pigeonholed
>ask for more soy free dishes
>been going back everyday and ordering soy sauce free food
>the chef always makes jokes
>wrote a menu of soy free food on some card, and was going to hand it to me but spilled soy sauce on it as a joke so I couldn't have it
Its not fair. I just want to try nd improve my cooking. why the fuck is everyone so nosy?
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I don't know why anybody goes to any other board for comedy. This place is consistently golden
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dude he's just amused with your idiosyncrasies
maybe next time talk to him about wanting to learn about chinese food flavors so he doesn't run wild with outlandish theories for your order preferences
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>>35572057
I tried telling him I have a soy allergy already so I can't change story
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>made tinder around 16 hours ago
>no matches
end me
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>>35571820
>Created OKCupid account 17 minutes ago
>Still a virgin
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>>35571820
I actually made a fake account using an 8/10 skater boi and was surprised at how far and few matches i got.
then i turned on the option to swipe men and was getting matches left right n centre.
theres no hope for uglyfags like us anon, the roasties will always win.
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>>35571820
It allso depend on what kind of pics you choose on your pro ... i get like one match a day
>be me
>online girlfriend
>I'm needy as fuck, tell her I love her frequently
>she says last night she's starting to get annoyed and logs off
>this is after 2-3 days of little affection from her
>this morning won't come into private voice chat
>says she has a headache
>I tell her I hope I'm not your headache
>she says she just needs some space, we have a conversation
>she tells me at the end she's sorry I'm hurting
>I tell her "Its ok, I want to love and be loved, I don't need to be annoying"
>gets mad because I use her words against her
>says she's done
>I tell her how much she means to me, how I just want to have fun, and I would never do that on purpose
>no response
>send a gift in game
>she says "you make me cry" and logs off
What did she mean by that? Is she mad?
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>>35571813
Just move on buddy
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>>35571869
I've been with her for more than a year, we've had issues because I'm needy before. Not leaving her.
I just wanna know what you bots think about the you make me cry line.
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>>35571933
>says she's done
So no point thinking about it now. Of course, it could just be for attention.
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Why do beautiful lolis turn into such horrible beings? Is this Kami-sama's cruel joke?
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ugh what do you mean beautiful loli?
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>>35571831
>ugh what do you mean beautiful loli?
Lera
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>>35571805
>13
>loli
nigga
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Farting with a mic in your ass 2017-03-16 08:02:03 Post No.35571656
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Farting with a mic in your ass
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Anybody wanna shove a mic in their ass and fart. if you will do it, please record it. purely for science
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>>35571656
The sound of the fart comes from your sphincter and surrounding tissue, inside your ass there would be no sound
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>>35571699
Wuts good muh niggaz
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>>35571699
i really feel like the mic would still pick up a sound.... we need somebody to test it