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>>35573097
I don't understand why humans have to go somewhere when we die/end of the world. Is it that hard to cope with the idea we might just cease to exist?

>>35573097
I don't feel the end of the world coming but I do feel change rearing its ugly head. I feel like we are a few technological breakthroughs away from a star trek esque future.

>>35573137
I have had out of body experiences.

>>35573074
spank dat ass instead

I want to eat another trap's bussy so bad it hurts

>>35573074
I feel that unless an ass has been very recently and thoroughly cleaned it would still have the smell/taste of shit and that would be awful

The idea of eating a clean ass seems good, but it just seems so unlikely, as soon as a hint of shit is involved I want to gag

>>35573070
how can I truly be alone if someone's there to slap my ass

Slap hers back duh

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>mfw jungle fever
mama mia

>>35573020
Well, you had sex at least once, so get the fuck off /r9k/. We don't want you anymore either, normie.

Poor baby. Don't fret, little one. You'll find your mommy gf one day

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>>35573020
So, wait, you're a mtf tranny but you're addicted to women? Man, you people are weird.

>>35573016
Guess this means he's ourguy what kind of man would marry used goods besides a beta?

>>35573042
Not only used goods, anon. Two were models and one was an actress. They probably fucked in the 100s before that orange beta came along.

>implying you would not do the same if you were rich af

Why is Elsa so perfect?

>>35572997
Ok but you are going to need a hat.

>>35572997

>cunningly hides the smuggling stash in the enlarged hidden compartment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2WXHqZziwU

I don't beleive in reincarnation I just beleive we re live this lifetime over and over again with no prior knowledge as to what happened before

>>35573035
i really really hope you're wrong

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>>35572948
I don't believe in afterlife.

>>35572919
Believe it or not, I'm working on my third as we speak

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>>35572919
>have to poo so bad I wake up in a fit of anal fissures
>see that my roommate is in that bathroom
>no big deal, I can wait
>1 hour later he's still there
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

>>35572952
Nice. I posted from the toilet. Still am on it.

All of mine have been solid.

I went to college it sucked

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>>35572907
your mom went to college desu

>falling for the college meme in 2017
college degrees are already completely worthless and have been for some years now. I can't imagine how bad it is going to be in 4 years considering this is the dumbest generation ever and it's only getting worse. If they all get degrees, what does that say about the credibility of a college education?

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>>35572882
>when you discover Avril Lavigne

HEY HEY YOU YOU

In Spanish class I once told my professor that one of my favorite philosophers was Schopenhauer and she got genuinely concerned for my well being.

>>35572911
>oh no he reads this pessimistic suicidial old man

Keep talking maybe she'll be your gf

might as well chat with her. she prolly thinks ur cute enough, just waiting for you to also prove how cool/funny u r

>>35572934
But her replies consist of hey, what's up, nothing much etc. And it just goes in a circle every few days. Should I just grow a pair of balls and say something? What should I say?

>using raw chicken breast to reach crumbs


don't do it that makes laxative and you end up shitting yer pants!!

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>>35572870
Another chicken-related life hack is not to overcook it. Anything past medium-rare and you're burning away its natural cleansers and anti-oxidants.

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>>35573112

Reminds me of this chick.

Piss in the sink instead... Problem solved.

>>35572869
Long pubes are a fucking cancer, especially when your dick is entirely soaked in liquid (especially water) and covering your dickhole

>>35572869
Happens totally at fucking random depending on whether my roastie (male) feels like it or not.

Almost makes you wish for adult male genital mutilation.

I am not very good at killing myself.

>>35572860
im pretty lazy in general and only do what i want to do

but im not gonna kill myself

>>35572860
tfw too lazy to kill yourself

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Now compare that to the life of a typical human being.

>>35572842
They like pets
fucking normies man
Meow meow with their kitties
Some anon said they spent 3k on some new cat but can't help him get a car some anon responded "they obviously love cat more than you" i lol a little
Mind blown who wants to own those fat drooling dogs . Brb whole house smells like death

>>35572842
dogs are annoying as fuck

only in america are people obsessed with these dirty fucking useless things

its one thing to have a working dog

but to just have some useless money drain of a dog around for "company" or because it is "cute" is fucking weird