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What is the ideal height for a cute boy / femboi?
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about 6ft under
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6ft
Under the ground
Fuck off queer
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>>35574200
5'10
Or just 2 inches shorter than you as a general rule
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Is there something like emotional masturbation?
I can take care of my sexual urges just well but I still crave for emotional warmth which I will never get.
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>>35574192
>Is there something like emotional masturbation?
It's called music.
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Nope, you're doomed to feel that pain until the day you die.
t. 24 year old kissless virgin
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I use fantasy as a form of escapism. I just really really focus on thinking about how it would be to lay with someone, hold hands, that sort of shit.
I don't know if it feels good or just makes it more painful anymore.
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So guys I'm going to be totally honest,
I'm 29 and I've had sex with about 130 girls (best estimate). To most people this would make me a Chad.
I don't know how this happened. I was a shut-in and didn't lose my virginity that early. And I've been on 4chan about 9 years including /r9k/. I have even banged girls from /r9k/ when this forum back when "A/S/L" threads were allowed.
I feel I'm a declining force now at this age as it gets harder to hookup with lots of hot bitches, especially the cutie 16-21 year olds who will now overlook older guys unless they have serious daddy issues. But I can at least pass on my knowledge
So AMA?
p.s. I'm 5 pints of beer in and have work tomorrow morning. I am broken, as you are.
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what kind of car/motorcycle do you drive
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>>35574189
I don't have a car, I used to live in Asia and had a motorcycle. I can ride one pretty well.
I'm now a wagie working in a bank, with a mediocre salary but it's enough for holidays abroad several times a year and small luxuries.
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>>35574189
A purple C4 corvette that says "Charlene" on the side in cursive
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Women are absolute trash
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Anyone with half a brain agrees with you.
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Explain why pic related is trash.
Protip:you can't
>tfw no schizophrenic virgin shut in gf
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>>35574181
Pic isn't trash, but everything else about her besides her body is probably trash.
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I'M SO FUCKING HORNY GIVE ME SEX SEX SEX SEX I CAN'T HOLD IT ANYMORE FUCCCCKKKKK
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rub one out dude
sure, sex feels a billion times better but youre not ever going to get any so settle for second best
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Decided if it still a virgin by this time next year I'm going on a motorbike trip to Amsterdam and snagging an expensive qt.
Honestly just getting pathetic at this point.
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>>35574048
You are possessed by daemons.
Go to church.
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>havent left my house since 2016 november
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I haven't left my house since 2014
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>>35573988
>haven't left my house or turned off my computer since 4chan's foundation in 2003
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>>35574195
>>35573988
How is this even possible? Don't you guys need to get food or post or anything? How do you afford this?
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Is spam the most robot food? It's delicious yet hated by normies
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>>35573973
It's loved by Koreans
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Garlic spam #1
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Corned beef is the patricians choice of canned meat.
>white soft bread with freshly sliced onion, corner beef and a little smidgen of butter
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Which one of you faggots posted this, pure autism?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLt-fAFTCpA
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>>35573953
....... this isn't even autism anymore... this is down syndrome
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>>35573953
why does this exist anon? why?
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>>35573953
It's actually pretty good. I like how it discusses all the social and economic problems within are modern society.
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Tendies championship rankings
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Some guy from ESPN literally published this image. It's the 2017 tendies bracket.
If you don't know how to read this, it essentially shows all major tendie purveyors competing in a tiered playoff-style championship, eventually leading to a final showdown between Chick-fil-a tendies and BWW tendies.
What do you guys think about that?
Personally, I think Chick-fil-a has a good argument but BWW shouldn't have made it nearly as far as it did--it got the benefit of easy seeds earlier on.
What disgusting fast food company wins your tendie playoffs?
If you are not an Amerifat you will probably not have enough context for this thread.
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>>35573941
No way Church's beats Wendy's for tendies.
Zaxby's vs. Bojangles is tough but I think Zaxby's comes out on top. And either Zaxby's or Bojangles should beat Buffalo Wild Wings easy.
I agree 100% with the other side coming down to a Popeyes vs. Chick-fil-a matchup with CFA winning.
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>>35573941
Applebees shouldnt even be in the running
Publix got snubbed
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>Popeyes, Chick fil A, Rally's, and Dairy Queen were all on the same side.
That's like the fucking best 4 tendies
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for the past two years
>hikikomori
>no job
>no irl friends
>done nothing worthwhile
>lost the ability to hold irl conversations
>can no longer relate to normal people because I spend all day inside because I have nothing to add
>social anxiety
>spend all day on imageboards
How the fuck do I fix this
I feel like I've gone in too deep
do I see a psych or are they just a meme?
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Been there man. Yes go to a psych once a week he'll help you get your life back on track.
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i just found a job where i will work for free for 3 months until i learn it then get shekels, leaving 3 years of neethood behind.
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Can help but need info
How old are you.
What do you do
Living with parents or welfare?
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Good Feels Thread - Bday Edition 2017-03-16 09:50:26 Post No.35573882
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Good Feels Thread - Bday Edition
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>tfw birthday boy
>spending it alone on /r9k/
>tfw too poor to buy a drink
>been drinking tap water all day
Only Good Feels here, shar'em, also AMA
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>>35573882
Shameless bum
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>>35573882
happy birthday anon <3
orig
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>>35574179
Thank you !!! I'll be art posting for everyone, no need for discussion i guess.
PS : saved it, with the date and place
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Whats your favorite drug robots?? I need something new to numb the pain
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>>35573816
heroin, crack cocaine, and xanax, all a nigga need
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>>35574760
Don't forget weed.
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Positivity and good vibes!
Nah i'm joking, Xanax and lsd all fucking day. Try it of you haven't already. LSD changed my fucking view on life.
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POST WHY YOU'RE MAD
AND LET IT ALL OUT
FUCK
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I keep thinking about death and know I'm not living my life the way I want to. Yet I don't do anything about it. I can't figure out what to do
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>>35573814
There's no depth to my anger, especially when I get crossed by people who think they have the upper hand. Theres nothing more in this world that I like watching. It makes me feel alive.
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>>35574123
Same here.
It's like purgatory.
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>literally kissless virgin
What the fuck is going on with my dick. These white spots started appearing a few weeks ago and they cause me some slight pain and discomfort, yet when they also give me great pleasure when I masturbate, despite the fact that it hurts when I peel the foreskin.
Anyone have any idea?
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For reference
Gsgwjdjdbww
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ahhssgdggscga
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Judging by the fishlip your dick is a feminist and it's punishing you for being a man.
>tfw your mom siphons away your masculinity so she can become your dad and you're now his daughter
http://nypost.com/2017/03/14/transgender-dad-and-daughter-transition-together/
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I didn't know the mental retardation disease was contagious
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whoa brah, that's some fantasy shit right there, is her mom/dad a warlock??
legit scared af brah.
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>>35573804
It kind of is. People with a past family history of mental disease are more likely to be afflicted themselves. This is why mentally ill people should not procreate.