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>mom wants me to get a haircut
>tell her i've been growing my hair out
>in reality i just don't want to get it cut because every time i go to the barber i dont know what to say
>mom yelled at my dad about me and he yelled at me to get a haircut
>says i better get a haircut
I don;t want a haircut, how do i get out of this?
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>>35576048
Buy some clippers and do it yourself.
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>>35576048
>don't know what to say
I just say I want it short, it somehow works
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>>35576088
This, I just shave my head. Saves money on haircuts and being bald makes you look tougher.
Kill the majority of mankind in 5 words or less.
I'll start:
No more corn.
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>>35576045
Procreation has been outlawed
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>>35576075
That's just a good way to kill the government.
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>>35576045
No more white people.
>inb4 not original
Should I become a school bus driver for elementary school kids? It sounds like an easy enough, low stakes job, socially speaking.
How hard is it to become one? Does anyone here have any experience with it?
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>>35575974
>low stakes job
my elementary school bus driver killed one of the kids dogs by running it over accidentally
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>>35575974
Are you a funny guy? Did you have a funny uncle?
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Low stakes job, socially speaking.
I'm an excellent driver. I'm not gonna run over a dog.
And even if I did, I wouldn't really care. Likely, the kid would stop taking the bus, or the district would transfer me to another school if they determined it wasn't my fault and the dog was just being a fag. So then I avoid the social tension of facing the kid anyway.
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Why do normies react to piracy and hackers as if the holocaust was mentioned? Are they genetically programmed to be terrified of thinking outside the box?
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>>35575968
Because it's immoral.
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>>35575968
You wouIdn't download a truck.
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>>35575968
Piracy is stealing, bitch
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You are literally underage if this sound doesn't evoke strong feelings in you
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0c7MQT9Vw8t
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>>35575951
I am twenty-four and don't recognize the tune my dude
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>>35575951
Is this some sort of nintendo video game music that 19-20 year olds grew up with? I am 32 years old
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>>35575951
enlighten us on what this is supposed to be OP
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This shit pisses me off. I guess I'm just someone who hates hypocrisy and people being overly judgmental. That includes the virgins here. How can you complain about women caring about your (lack of a) sex life when you care about theirs?
Get a clue.
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I only care out of insecurity, but on principle, I don't care who fucks who or how many.
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>>35575943
Men and women aren't the same you goddamn slut. Sex is easy for every single woman on this planet.
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>>35575943
Men will always resent the power of women to sleep with other men.
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crazy girls are our only hope. so how do we get crazy gfs?
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Murder a bunch of people and enjoy conjugal visits on occasion.
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>>35575924
They are more interesting, the sex is better too.
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>tfw no schizophrenic gf
>tfw no gf who hallucinate and runs to me for protection
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Why is their cheese pizza such shit? Where can i find better cheese pizza without paying up the ass? Getting real sick of Little Caesers...
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>>35575876
costco sells big ass cheese pizza for cheep
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>>35575876
Fresh slice is pretty good imo, a little more expensive though.
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LC pizza is probably the best pizza
>post in thread
>thread dies
>make thread
>no replies
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me too, friend. who else here /threadkiller/?
>inb4 thread dies now
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>>35575860
is this modern art?
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>>35575860
I feel this feel you're feeling right now. That feely type of feel you feel. Have a bump friend
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Come hang with us at rabb.it/cozyrobotroom :3
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>>35575836
yesdsadsadasfasdas asdsa asfsad fsds
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Saged though guy desu
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>>35575836
Discord is for faggots.
Of course it wasn't original
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>that kid who would open up ms paint and draw crudely drawn dicks on every computer screen when no one was looking
>that kid who would throw open milk cartons in the hallway
>that kid who hung out behind the bleachers and almost died when he passed out behind there and the gym teacher was closing the bleachers which didn't have a emergency shut off switch
>that kid who bullied others for allegedly being gay by doing really gay shit to them. ie: try to shove pencils up their ass crack.
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>>35575810
>that kid who used to shit on the bathroom floor when he was having a bad day
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>>35575959
Did it happen a lot
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>>35576153
Yes, most days were bad for me.
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Hop in faggots. Where we goin?
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Pancakes house.
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>>35575808
sup mate, nice whip
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The candy shop, thats where I'm going.
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>ywn get called an autistic nazi by her
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>>35575772
Who's is this "her?"
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>>35575772
who is she
originaI
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>>35575772
I've talked to her before, she's a nice person.
Hasn't been very active on Instagram lately.
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Godspeed, robots. See you in the next life.
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>>35575635
This isn't morse.
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Fuck you, sage goes in all fields
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>>35576036
Ted Cruz is anon
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Would you be put off by a girl who is really close with her father?
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>>35575616
How close. Like just good father/daughter bond or something more...L E W D
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>>35575616
No, it's good that she has a good relationship with her father. But if it comes off as incestuous then I'd be a little frightened by it, frightened and jealous if I liked the girl
Why do you wanna know OP?
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>>35575625
Lets say something like, showered with her dad until she was 12 and didn't stop kissing her dad on the lips until she was 17, but still kisses very close to the lips.