>tfw I'm the half white half hispanic version of Elliot Rodger
>>35579968
are you trying to troll me? >>35579741
>>35579968
>mfw I was born with brown hair and light skin
>but I still have brown eyes and spic face
REEEEEEEEEE WHY COULDN'T I BE WHITE ENOUGH
>>35579968
ahahahahah ugly fucking wetback
CUZ WHISKEY IS MY KIND OF, LULLABYYYYY
if dubs you have to fuck off
>>35579979
I DON'T WANT, ANY PART OF HEAVENtfw no dubs
WELL IF I FOUND GOD ANYWHERE, IT'D BE DOWN BY THE TRACKS
how about a chart thread?
the empty chart i have is not the right one but oh well i guessplease respond
>>35579923
i respond for you
>>35580370
for (you)?akljasdkgj;
>Be me
>living alone in apartment in 2016
>building has rat infestation
>don't really mind
>set traps and shit but for the most part I don't see many
>one night I'm making cookies because why the fuck not
>chocolate chip
>They're pretty good looking and I've made about 25 already
>take third batch out and set them to cool while I prepare another sheet
>leave to go take a shit because I've been eating raw cookie dough all night
>come back and notice one of the duds has a stray chocolate chip next to it
>eat it
>I freak out and realize that it was indeed a chocolate chip
>mfw it wasn't a piece of rat shit
>mfw I really wanted it to be rat shit
What are your baking stories anons?
The next time you want to poison yourself with extracted sugar, try this recipe:
https://holistichormonehelp.com/2017/01/24/double-chocolate-chip-cookies-gf-vegan/
Ignore the bullshit site name. The recipe is pretty good.
>>35580006
Fuck off fag veg eater. Veg is literally disgusting dirt flesh
>>35580006
Fuck off you vegan shit-mangler
How do I get a girl like this?
>>35579879
Don't have self-respect and lose the notion of a pure waifu
>>35579879
>asking that here
im laughing for real right now in real life rn
>>35579879
be chad
Tgat is literally unobtainable for a robot. But to be honest, any woman is unobtainable for a robot.
Has Lilith released any good videos recently? I stopped subscribing to her connectpal in early February.
Idk but I have a 17.5 GB collection of her videos some anon collected in his mega folder. I already lost the link unfortunately.
>>35579869
Is it wrong that I want to see her breastfeed some horny 13 year old while she jerks him off.
>>35580637
no, /ss/ is patrician, I wish we'd remove the age of consent for male heterosexual activity. I'd have been much more normal if some milf could have stolen my virginity when I was a nubile young boy.
>be sperg
>will never have friends
>will never have a normal job
>will never have a proper career
>will never have a normal gf
>will never get married
>will never have kids, and watch them grow up
>will live comfy in my room until I die alone
How do you fellow spergs deal with these things?
>>35579860
i love images of special needs pepe
i don't think i'll ever not feel sympathy for him
>>35579998
His name is apu I think
I love him with all my heart as well
>>35580132
yeah apu apustaja, or simply, helper. He's another one of finnish people's achievements. Goddamn I love finnish memesters
>>35579860
literally stopped feeling anything. I do feel sad when I read some vanilla romance doujin but to fill that void I constantly read them,and just focus on my life, work on my personal projects, and late at night, hug the pillow and imagine having a loving tall wife.
You know what i fucking hate?
How everybody, specially /r9k/ judge people based on relationships they're in.
If you have a gf, you're doing good. If you don't, you're doing bad.
Fuck that. Why the fuck is the measure of a person based on such a trivial thing?
>trillions of years of life
>all life currently on this planet is due to reproduction of countless generations
>trivial thing
lol
>Prime human biological imperative is to reproduce
>Why are people judged on their ability to reproduce?
>>35579859
I don't judge anyone's worth based on their relationship. I just tell Normalfags to get out. It's quite different
if your dad posted on 4chan what would his top 3 boards be?
i think my dad would post on /mu/, /o/, and /pol/
pic unrelated
/out/ /s/ and /gif/ definitely
/diy/ /out/ /trv/
>>35579789
Probably /pol/, /out/, & /sp/
He'd probably be a superb shitposter and constantly tell people to kill themselves.
>dick isnt fully hard when fapping
>cum dribbles out and orgasms are a hit and miss, some being strong and some being borderline numb
>video games and anime stopped being entertaining years ago
>food is bland, eat strong salty, pickled, vinegary foods and raw onions to taste anything
>mountain dew tastes like watered mayonaiise now
I think I'm breaking down.
>>35579768
Stop beating your dick to the point of numbness.
Stop eating so many flavorful foods and drinks.
Find some media that appeals to you
Stop fapping for a while
play MORPGs like if was an obligation not for fun
Start working out...
life solved
ROGINAL
>>35579768
You need to normalize yourself nigga, no fapping, no sugar, no entertainment. Find something to work towards
alright robots. i've got a story to share from highschool and i want your thoughts on it. it involves stealing panties and getting cum on female classmates. any interest?
This sounds very interesting. Please tell your fun stories anon.
>>35579819
alrighty. im typing it up right now.
Don't let panties and rogue jizz thread slide.
Vanlife thread?
>>35579746
I'd do it if it had a bathroom
>>35579746
VW transporters are pretty based. My dad had one, but sold it and bought a VW bay instead.
>>35579817
>>35579817
ear it is
I can count the number of times I've brushed my teeth in 2017 on my fingers.
>>35579745
Me too anon. My teeth feel great. Been going on 5 years now. I swear I had more cavities and shit when I brushed my teeth and went to the dentist.
I've been brushing my teeth once a day for the past 2 months and my mouth constantly hurts. Pretty sure my gum line is receeding.
How do you do it anon?
>>35579832
Just dont brush
Stop being a MGTOW
>>35579734
Why though?
>triggered because of shortage of orbiters and men to take advantage of
>>35579734
Awful. Your pic reminds me of alimony and child support payments.
>>35579734
No. I don't want to lose my assests in a divorce.
Something wrong Anon?
Need someone to talk to?
Just want to vent?
I'm listening.
Nothing if off limits.
Do I have to completely avoid being a sinner if I want to be a good Christian?
>christfaggotry
How embarrassing.
Is it okay to be gay in christianity?