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My feet are so small it makes me cry at night

Am I alone in this
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>>35580451
5'9" with 8.5 - 9 shoe size

Death cannot come swiftly enough OP

I've got small hands too
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Mine look so girIy
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>>35580451
>6.5 ft that wears size 12s
>6.25 inch cock
>hand takes up nearly entire forearm

>>>undiagnosed aspie
JUST

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> be me
> be /pol/itically educated
> be at school one day
> "hey anon, why don't you play some of your music"
> "o-oh, no, you- you wouldn't, uh, like it..."
> classmate snakes my phone and opens it (no screen lock)
> plugs in aux cord
> "ahah anon, who's Johnny Rebel?"
> filenames are all random digits and symbols bc budget downloader
> speakers start blasting we gotta send em all back to africa
> tfw this was in 2010 detroit
> tfw hospital bill cuz american healthcare
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>>35580389
Never reveal your power level in real life
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>>35580389
>be /pol/itically education
You mean, uneducated.
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>>35580389
Well you learned your lesson: don't associate with niggers. Also, use a password and encrypt your devices, in case they are stolen by niggers (like in this example).

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>fall in love with stacy
>have shy gf, decide to just stay friends with stacy
>stacy teases me, flirts with me
>talks about other boys shes fucked in front of me
>tries to make me jealous
>I ignore all of it because it's actually fucking annoying and I am happy with shy gf
>stacy comes onto me strong, I can't help myself
>fuck stacy when i'm drunk a few times
>stacy wants me to leave gf, and make her my gf
>I think about it, but ultimately stacy has too many redflags, the main one being shes a fucking manipulative attention whore
>live happily with shy gf, ghost stacy
>stacy tries to talk to me every once in awhile, I just ignore her

she wasn't even good at sex desu
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>>35580368
Fuck Stacy and your girlfriend then, your girlfriend's probably fucking Chad already so you ought to keep on going the way you're going
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>>35580429
exactly why I fucked stacy, because my girl fucked chad while she was drunk after we fought, watch the next cute girl that likes me I will be 100% honest with and then karma will come around and she'll leave me for chad, whats the fucking point of any of this
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>>35580429
I dropped stacy, she literally has some kind of issue stemmed from parents and trauma.

If my shy gf and I don't work out, I'll be okay, I have a good job and a nice face even if Im not exactly chad

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Should I run away home?

I'm tired of dealing with my asshole parents and relatives and I'm thinking of finding a small job and living homeless until I can afford a cheap apartment. Is it worth it? Would this be the change I need in my life?
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Hey answer me
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>>35580355
If it was feasible we'd all have done it at 18.
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If you're over 18, that's not called "running away" that's called being a fucking adult and moving out, idiot.

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>tfw rejected again

Why do I even try. I was even getting the signals (Leaning, cuddling, asking to hang)

fml
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>>35580265
I'm red btw
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Tell people who care.
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>>35580265
dude drop it. Obviously youre not going to get anywhere. Find a new girl. Keep her as a friend though.

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THE OFFICIAL UPSTATE NEW YORK ROBOTS DISCORD

https://discord.gg/V763CbG
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>4 real people at the moment
>comfy shut-in chat
>no stupid-ass admin rules and titles
>no cancerous memery
>drinking buddies wanted
>possibly vidya playing involved once we get more people
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wow fuck you

ny people are so sensitive
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>>35580378
lemme guess, angel?
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>>35580378
fck off califag

>get mad at a girl for ditching me
>she says she'll do anything to make up for it
>I tell her to do the Plane Scene from The Dark Knight Rises
>she's said Yes and she's going to reenact the scene tomorrow for me
Did I do the right thing ?
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>>35580201
Of course

Oregano
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>>35580201
A thread died for this.

Kys
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>>35580201
damn right you did

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Most people could probably not name a single real-life scenario in which going by the majority vote would actually be the best way to make a decision. Truly important decisions are decided by people talking things out, deciding the best course of action, and going forward. They are not decided by getting the vote of every dumbass around.

There is really no reason why any place should have democracy, especially when it would be illegal to violate the majority choice. What we need is a government that protects our liberty and property, but not much more than that. If someone says "you need democracy in a large country, because otherwise people would not want to live in it anymore", then maybe we shouldn't have such large countries in the first place, and have people more committed to their small towns and cities.

The fact that "democracy" has become synonymous with "freedom" is one of the biggest jokes of the modern world. How stupid we have all become to embrace this idea. I think that virtually everyone understands logically that democracy sucks, but is too afraid to say it for fear of being labeled authoritarian - even though democracy is by its nature authoritarian.
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I don't know where to begin pointing out your logical errors, but I'll just remind you that the only reason you have a modicum of wealth or prosperity is because democracy demands a certain value to even the lowest classes.


>What we need is a government that protects our liberty and property,

I'm so fucking sick of libertarians.
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>>35580245
then you don't have the mind to. that's y ur authoritarian
you made the claim: "op would have nothing without democracy", now back it up
what have YOU done that creates VALUE?
I don't need other people, I see with my own eye and create by myself, without help from others.
not op by the way
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when someone has money, you can tell what political ideology they hold by what they spend it on: videogames and hookers (authoritarian), geology sets, rosetta stones, and chemistry equipment (anarchist)

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>tfw bf wants to go all the way tonight
m-my body isn't ready for this
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The whole hand???
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Just take it one step at a time. No need to rush into things, take it slow and steady.
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Are you the bottom?

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I think I just had my first autistic moment, /r9k/. Forgive me, I'm not a regular visitor and this is my first time posting here, but I have a feeling you would all be able to relate to it.

>be me
>earlier today
>go out to get some food
>as I'm walking up to a pizza place I notice a homeless man
>eventually get closer
>he asks me if I have any spare change
>I notice a group of girls nearby so I decide to try to be funny
>I have sunglasses in my pocket
>take them out and put them on
>say "Depends... How much are you paying?"
>he and the girls look at me like I'm autistic
>go inside, get food
>come back out
>they're all staring at me as I walk back to my car
>wonder what the fuck their problem is
>get home and realize I'm retarded
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>>35580086
You've earned this, brother.
Welcome to our ranks.
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>>35580086
>my first autistic moment
>not being so riddled with autism that you've developed coping mechanisms to block out the positive and negative implications of all social interactions so you don't have to deal with the emotional fall-out and instead live with a constant state of unease and cognitive dissonance.
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>>35580086
what the hell was the joke supposed to be

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Am I cuck if I love a girl that was raped?
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>>35580065
No. Just make sure she's mentally stable. She'll probably be uncomfortable in the bedroom and you'll never get your dick sucked.
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>>35580065
Yes. She's used goods and most likely in love with her rapist
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>tfw no bf to rape me

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What's this guy's deal?

He sounds smart but he also just sounds like an old man ranting, what is he even trying to say?

I would much rather listen to someone who can dumb things down to a level that I can understand such as Stefan Molyneux or Alex Jones
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Chomsky is almost always right and anyone who wants to understand how states and institutions actually function should listen to him.
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Who is this guy? I don't...

I don't...
I don't NOAM
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>>35580177
Just another leftycuck. Has some good things to say every now and then.

I was at the library and a girl gave me her number, we talked for a while and she hopes that I will call her later. I didn't call her because I'm going to boot camp.
>inb4 you can have a gf while you are at (insert branch)
I don't want to be cucked.
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There was a girl in the year above me who had a mad crush on me. She was friends with this fmaily my family went on holiday to italy with occsionally. She was pretty but really fat. And 14 year old me was kinda repulsed by it
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>>35580033

>had two 2/10 girls who I barley knew ask me out in high school.

>had one qt scene girl in high school who made some obvious flirts to me one say in high school but I was too beta and too obsessed with my oneitis at the time to try anything.

>recently asked out my current oneitis and she said yes then canceled and started ghosting me.

I don't know if the last one counts since she obviousy didn't want to be with me though.
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>>35580246
Damn, that sucks. At least a qt girl flirted towards you, that means that you still have a chance.

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Robots, in all honesty how close are you to just losing your shit and doing something potentially dangerous? What would it take to finally push you over the edge?
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>>35580025
My mom wants to get a job in the evenings. I swear to God if that bitch isn't here to make me dinner I will go bat shit crazy
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>>35580025

CIA/FBI/NSA are hiring some low effort workers. If your boss sees this,I hope he or she fires your ass. what a waste of tax dollars, even worse than EBT leeches
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>>35580025
>doing something potentially dangerous
Blasted down a bumpy backroad doing 228 kph in light traffic on my way home from uni last week. I also rip hektik skidz at every other corner in the city around other people. Only way I feel alive anymore.

I fucking hate women and the games they play.

>Start new job
>Fit in fairly well
>One of my female co workers is 40 year old mild
>Married
>Everyday catch her staring at me
>Try to avoid eye contact don't wanna make things weird
>Always starts conversation with me and hovers around long after conversation has ended

My heart pounds intensely when we talk. However sometimes its hard to read her intentions

>Sometimes being up hubby around me
>Talks about how guys come on to her and she's married and doesn't like it
>Always says she doesn't like younger fellows
>One time comment on how she looks about 20 as she blush smiles and looks toward the ground and changes subject.

What games is she fucking playing its maddening.
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>>35580015
She does not want to fuck you she just likes attention
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>>35580015
>Everyday catch her staring at me
>Sometimes being up hubby around me
>Talks about how guys come on to her and she's married and doesn't like it
>Always says she doesn't like younger fellows
>One time comment on how she looks about 20 as she blush smiles and looks toward the ground and changes subject.

>What games is she fucking playing its maddening.

Fucking, retard.
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>>35580068
Thanks bro. I figured this but my dick was yelling "Do it! Fuck her! Do it!"

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