What do you plan to do when mummy dies?
>>35580954
Bathe in the inheritance that should have been partially spent on my childhood e.g clothes, food, functioning school equipment
What a fucking bitch she is I will sigh with relief when she passes, knowing no-one else will be ruined as I was by her
>>35580954
I was thinking about it earlier. Probably kill myself. It's not like there is someone else who loves me, so why keep on living?
>>35581066
Wow you're so edgy and cold Anon. What a cool guy you sound like. kys faggot
Anyone else /cocaine/ right now?
What drugs do you do a lot?
>>35580916
Just adderall nowadays, it's helped me get A's at uni and it makes me so talkative that I cured my autism and now talk to grills. I love weed because I have a painful injury but muh lungs and muh work ethic.
Alcohol, painkillers, cocaine, ketamine, cigarettes, hash every once in a while. I feel really good when I take these things but I'd say I feel BETTER if I'm sober for a while & exercising.
>>35580916
Can't even afford to smoke weed. If I could afford it, I'd probably do heroin. Life is shit.
How much would you pay to become a gorgeous white woman?
Nothing. I'm 24 right now so my looks would be past their prime and rapidly deteriorating
>>35580910
negative 1 trillion dollars
>>35580910
as much as it takes and more
4chan is my favorite website. I love it, it's like my home. I'm weirdly paranoid that it's very free, anonymous nature cannot stay around forever and might get changed. It seems like people are always asking for more moderation and more methods of identification to make the website more "secure" and "user-friendly". It really worries me. I love this place so much. Stuff that worries me
-People wanting flags to be added to every board
-People wanting thread IDs
-People wanting the ability to edit posts (I dont like it because it makes it too easy to hide what you posted if it ended up being wrong)
-People wanting more moderation to obsessively check for quality control
Is anyone else as worried and paranoid as I am? If you look at /qa/, or if anyone remembers the meta board /q/, people ALWAYS ask for more moderation and regulation, never less.
>>35580891
Who ever said they wanted any of that? What the fuck are you talking about.
It's already changed for the worse. It's probably for the best that this shithole die and we can all get on with our lives
>>35580955
In meta threads people say it all the time. It worries me. This website doesn't seem to value the anonymity and loose moderation as much anymore. But I don't think they realize that this website is so enjoyable, so informative and interesting because of these things.
there's nothing wrong with being gay. How have robots not realised that literally half the board is infested with trannies and traps? This is what you guys are associated with now, FUCKING ENJOY IT LOL
>>35580821
Danke for The smug animu girl
>>35580821
>half
>>>maybe an sixteenth of all threads posted here are from faggots
Just ignore them.
>>35580928
*a
*gays (trying to stay PC)
>girl I liked is still friends with me on fb
>she starts following buzzfeed
>always liking buzzfeed posts on fb
>lost a bit of respect for her
>>35580813
>has a facebook
>>>/b/
really great idea for a thread
>he had respect for a woman
>tfw you will never ejaculate together
>tfw you will never make another guy ejaculate thanks to you
>>35580805
th-their semen got all mixed up...
>>35580805
>tfw you're gay and will never have sweaty man sex with you as a the bottom (male)
>>35580888
that's something you're into?
>be me
>female friend introduces me to qt
>mfw we hit it off, had a couple of dates
>she say she gonna start working as a hooker
>I dont care, keep on dating
>get laid a few times, she start hooking, I dont mind
>be amateur photographer so take pics for her website (pic related)
>qt say she doesn't want more sex with me, but still likes me
>keep sleeping together, keep kissing but no sex
>get horny everytime I cuddle with her
>mfw this has been going on for one year
>lose interest eventually
>she get angry bc I'm not paying her enogh attention, calls me insensitive and shit, break up
Pretty gross body desu dude
But how that ass taste tho
post some more pictures op
I feel like I should get my old job back.
I wasn't fired but they stopped calling me because they needed to train new people, haven't talked to them since. Should I go for it and ask to get put back? Or stay nojob?
Pic for attention
go go go go go
if post ends in even yes if in odds no and if trips flip a coin
call me dubzlord
>>35582050
but seriously what reason is there to not go. Always handy to have cash and exp right?
Any other fembots nasty/weird af?
I have never worn make up or saved any part of my body. Haven't taken a shower in 2 months. I enjoy the smell of my sweat and my nails are literally 4 plus centimeters long because it doesn't occur to me to trim them although I do keep a nail collection in a small decorative box as they break up on their own eventually. I never change my under wear until it smells so bad that even I get bothered by it which can take months. I like to piss in a bottle when I'm too lazy to get up. I only leave the house to stare at people with my Chinese knock off pig mask. I make them as uncomfortable as a human can possibly be in a public space. ............and I'm addicted to shota con and guro.......yeah......
sounds like you're just a self-absorbed cunt to be honest
>>35580715
True and family
Op tries to make a disgusting women and it turns out just another self absorbed cunt
>>35580715
>>35580760
Literally how tho??? I'm confusion? Gtfo my thread? ???
>somehow obtain virgin wife 30yrs old Asian
>she's fapping me
>cum acccccccccccideontly
>rub and finger her pussy
>realized finger was drenched in live cum
>its too late
His dad am I ?
Hmm I don't believe I've witnessed this rare form of autism before, but it's spoken of by the elders in the tribe, their whispers carried on the twilight winds.
Faggot
>>35580542
congratualations
you are a new dad
>>35580542
you're likely fine
specially since youre making this all up
I am bored. And I have a heavy accent.
How about I read you all some good night stories?
What kind of accent?
Anyway, please read the classic, Go The Fuck To Sleep
http://www.a-littlebird.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Go_the_F_to_Sleep.pdf
>>35580565
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D2U8epjU3J
>>35580493
Please pronounce "NEET", I need to know the phonetics because Reasons.
Would you date a fat trap?
Absolutely without a doubt. Provided she actually put in the effort.
>>35580476
I would If she was cute, yeah.
>>35580476
I knew a fat trap before,
Kind of cute.
Girls fart and shit. How do you guys handle this?
Sucide.
>>35580472
Leave Su alone.
yeah but i wanna like
kiss them
on the mouth n stuff
I'm not a pedo but teen pussy is something I desperately regret missing out on. You only have such a small window of time to snatch teen pussy. And instead of opening the window I was being a depressed coward.
I see news articles all the time of older men getting caught with students.
>>35580452
exactly same feeling anon, if I had some teen pussy before I wouldn't become like this
>>35581151
Teen girls love older men. My friend's 16yo sister had a baby with a 30yo weed smoker.