>try and talk to robots here to make friends
>oh, no your disgusting
>b-but it's just a c-chart a-am i really that weird
someone please be my friend
>>35586035
oh, no your disgusting
>>35586035
you didnt even wait for the other thread to die.
disgusting.
Alright friend, you're obviously having trouble with taking criticism.
Not everyone deserves attention. Don't create useless threads to derail other ones, especially for the sake of being an attention whore.
Get over it kiddo.
Oh alsooh, no your disgusting
Hello robots
Its been a long time since I last was here who /latenightsnack/ here? Ive got salami and tagalongs this time really wishing I had some booze or weed or something but ill settle for just the food could be worse right?
just had some chili flavored top ramen with some sriracha added. also a pint of vodka in. not feeling too comfy though. its ok that you don't have a drink or weed, anon. salami actually sounds pretty good. what kind of tagalongs do you have with it?
>>35586071
nvm. you posted a pic. kek. what is that though? looks like some kind of fucked up olive or chocolate cookie
>>35586087
Oh yeah the tagalongs were in my freezer and they had a frost on top that in the lighting made them look very light but yeah salami is great I will say though sriracha plus the vodka probably would do a number on my stomach so maybe thats why youre not feeling so great lmao
>be me in high school
>11th grade
>taking Chinese
>there's a top tier 9/10 big tiddy godess that sits right across from me (our desks were arranged into squares)
>she was about 5'8", super pale, medium brown hair, probably around DD boobs a nice butt and not fat at all.
>she always wore these sleeveless sweater dresses (like pic related) they showed off her boobs and butt perfectly and made me diamonds
>sometimes I would ask to use the bathroom just to fap to the thought of her.
>I dressed oddly compared to everyone in school, I always dressed very nicely with button up shirts and nice sweaters, most kids dressed very casually and messed around with me because of how I dressed.
>I was decent looking for my age, just some acne but still a KHHV.
>This girl was my oneitis, biggest one I've ever had, I'd think about her constantly, fap to pictures of her ect.
>she even flirted with me a little bit, one day she even said "I think we should get married anon" in a joking tone. And she always said I dressed so nicely and I was so good at Chinese.
>She lived in China for sometime because of her Father's job so she was near fluent.
>we were always in projects together but she always did nearly everything because of how good at Chinese she was, I was pretty good but not near as good as her.
>I even got her number and texted her a little bit.
>one time at school she said the I should go to the mall with her and her friend but I was too nervous and said I couldn't go.
>a month or 2 goes by and we continue to text and talk in Chinese class as normal.
>I'm deep in love with this girl, love everything about her, her hobbies, her looks, her smell, the way she dresses, her voice absolutely everything.
>I decide that I Will ask her out in Chinese class in Chinese.
>Thought it would be a good idea, many people in the class didn't know anything, and her and the teacher would be the only ones knowing what I was saying.
Will continue in the next post.
Do it, phagg!
waitin'
>>35586017
OP must deliver! Original commenterino
ITT: who damages you anons. Let it out, talk about whats been on your mind
Mostly, myself.
I am the constant factor in all my failings.
>>35585871
I'm tired of living, OP. I'm driving on empty now. I eat and drink not because I want to continue living but because of hunger and thirst, respectively.
Can I just die in my sleep? It's not wrong to die.
>>35585871
I'm tired of failing at life. Everybody is achieving stuff except for me.
This is now (now) a nin thread (male)
......Nine Inch Nails? (desuka)
hsdfhd
>>35585864
>He's back
I dont think theres going to be anyone here that is going to remember as far back as a year anon
What the fuck happened to masculinity?
>>35585742
>What the fuck happened to masculinity?
masculinity is a cancer on humanity that leads to war and violence.
I can't wait until test is made illegal. No, I am not joking, and I know there's plenty of people who feel just like I do.
It's your civic duty and human duty as a man to suppress your production of Testosterone. I've done it and you can too. Do it before more people get hurt. Please.
He makes a cute girl.
>>35585769
so you let him give you a succ?
gunna go 2 the watbuger. wat do u wan pham?
>>35585685
dbl chees burger pls no onions or tomatoes, large fry and sprite also
>>35585685
cam u git me a buflo ransh chken tendy samwik bls
n sum onyun rngs brety bls
single w/cheese fried onions & bbq sauce, fries and a Coke/bepis
i keep forgetting to take my antipsychotics
>>35585598
Iucky for you.
don't take them. they're going to further ruin you
Sounds fun.
Try forsaking your physical form and becoming one with the wired.
why are american cam girls so expensive and some so rude and mean?
>>35585595
Because they can.
Roasties gonna roast
>>35585610
i cant justify spending a penny on them anymore. enough is enough. i dont care how much they make me horny they are so rude its such a turn off. not all but alot are
>>35585595
bigdicktrannynicole is the dumbest fucking faggot on the planet, but one of the best traps of all time
Helbpr thread
Posted if you gottem
>>35585580
callen al apu bosters
u r neded
her i helb u
>>35585580
*boks ur pat*
heh not bad kit
Who else thinks E is underrated rapper that was killed by Suge Knight
This niggu gay wtf
>>35585511
He died of AIDS because he was a dumb coon who fucked anything with a vag and a pulse
And he's way overrated by just-come fans now, Ice Cube was by far the best out of the group.
You sir are a stupid primitive hetero male.The whole thing with this Ice Cube and Eazy E thing wouldnt be made if their manager wasnt there.hea was an asshole and so are you nigguh.
>tfw only an orbiter to her
how are you robots doing? making any progress with that one girl?
Nope, I got a genetic disease. Not going to even bother.
>>35585509
I thought progress was being made but shit shut down real quick.
I don't know anymore. I mean it'd be fine if she just said no and was a friend about it, but she's fuckin' silent. Occasionally she'll like or share a pic of mine, which makes me feel okay, but damn it feels kinda shitty to lose someone to some shit like this.
>>35585509
Mutual feelings with one. We aren't into long distance so it's just simmering. She got a bf though, so she's out. Going to see her this summer. Whether as friends or more depends on if she's single. Excited regardless.
The other chose staying with her pussy bf instead of me but still calls me all the time and tells me she wants to be with me. We work right next to each other so it's really awkward. The BF knows and he comes into work and just stares at me.
I have NEVER had a simple relationship. Ever.
Wrinkled scalp general
>tfw to intelligent to not rob banks
>>35585497
I have one wrinkle on the back of my neck but it only happens when I'm sitting down. It's not on my scalp. That's be gross.
>>35586048
*that'd
Just original my self edit up
am I ugly if I've only been able to date ugly girls on tinder?
(not actually ugly but plain banal looking girls desu like 5.5-6.8/10)
>>35585467
Yes, but you're doing better than any robot.
Also, >>>/adv/
Stay in your containment board.
>>35585467
on an unrelated note
girls like the one in that pic are one of the many reasons I am slowly slipping into misogyny
and suicide
>>35585467
I wore a similar outfit today
ITT: You're running for office
>>35585360
Where do I sign up for the pizza parties once I'm in?
>>35585360
I have herpes and am autistic manlet
>>35585360
>"If elected i promise to make anime real, we have the best anime but Japan is killing us in the waifu market, if elected i will ban importation of Japanese waifus and bring good old American waifus back to the market"
>"The illegal Mexicans, they want our waifus, but we won't give them to the illegals, they are our waifus not theirs, we must protect our waifus from them and make the anime real"
>"Canada may think their waifus are the shit but they are not, Canada wishes it had our waifus which they don't, we have the best ones"