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>tfw your online friend keeps saying that he is your boyfriend but he's NOT
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>>35586749
cute. now go sit on my lap and be my bf.
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>>35586749
idk if this is a meme but this actually is happening to me
my friend keeps sending me hearts and making jokes that im his e bf and its really annoying and awk
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>>35586890
hey cutie want to gobble on my cock?
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Why do you all hate love? 2017-03-17 08:47:05 Post No.35586651
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Why do you all hate love?
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is it because you never receive any?
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Robots are probably the ones that are most open about a desire for love and intimacy. It's the more normie types that make everything a game of whoever cares least takes all, and generally "hating love." Being lonely and isolated is a different bag.
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>>35586651
Love is bullshit. All people do is get together and fuck now then marry the guy who has more money.
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>>35586651
is a spook f a m
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Please browse Omegle with me, I feel so lonely.
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im on text chat
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im on the vidya, pls no skip
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Im banned on omegle how about shamchat? Just make your name something 4chan.
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How do I condition myself to make masturbation feel awful?
I already feel like shit and usually just spend the rest of the day dicking around because I feel discouraged
I apologise for the penis bait for anyone on nofap but it's the only way to get this board's attention
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>>35586590
There's no real way to make masturbation feel awful (mentally, at least) if it's the first fap in a while (12h or a day). Try to jerk off 12+ times a day or something.
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>>35586590
hey do you have more pictures of her
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>>35586690
No. I curled it off faproulette.
Stop touching yourself
>Just found out from mom my biological father is a transsexual
>Discover online he has starred in a lot of transsexual porn
>Bringing up his 'model page' on ashemaletube I immediately recognize several videos
>Realize I have fapped to such videos dozens of times each
>One of my all time favourite pornos on ashemaletube was my dad in his 20's
I don't normally give a shit about being a freak, but the idea that I have fapped to my dad getting fucked in the ass dozens of times really disgusts me. I wanted to track him down to at least meet him, but now I don't know. I feel like even for /r9k/, I have sunk to a new low.
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>>35586523
Track him down, don't tell him that you're his son and proceed to fuck him/her.
Also tell us who he is
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>>35586523
If you never never actually knew him, it's no big deal. He's basically a stranger. Also, please link.
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>>35586523
>fapped to my dad getting fucked in the ass dozens of times
reality is stranger than fiction desu
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What do you guys think of non white guys fucking your women?
Honest question.
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THE REFLEX IS AN ONLY CHILD
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>>35586516
It makes me want to bash their skulls in
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>>35586516
GIRLS ON FILM
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>be me, student in internal medicine
>have to take night shifts
>end of shift
>get a call to draw blood from patient in surgery ward
>god damnit i was about to go home
>reluctantly go there
>see order, grill - same age as me
>hope she's hot
>get to room, open door
>blocked by some kind of slowly oscillating barrier
>assume its an interdimensional portal
>step through, want to get to interdimensional grill
>enter confined dimenson of darkness
>she has to be so hot
>fight myself through leftover food hovering through the very thick air
>must be a waste dimension
>make my way to the center of gravity assuming the postoperative weakened grill has to be there
>get there
>thehorror.jpg
>the grill was the dimension all along
>ask it to wabble her two ton whale fin in my direction
>draw blood
>leave
>question the existence of alternate dimensions
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>>35586447
I realise you are trying to be funny but you just sound like a dick.
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>>35586501
>Fatman
It checks out
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>>35586447
Sounds like you met an interdimensional time bitch.
I've only encountered one interdimensional time bitch, back in college. She was beautiful. A red head.
Anyone else want to move to Japan so fucking bad?
I spent a few weeks there and loved every minute of it.
>Amazing food; dat Katsudon and Ramen
>Georgeous women; everywhere I turned in Tokyo women were hot and actually took pride in their appearance
>Safe; you can walk the streets of Tokyo at 3am without fear of being mugged or assaulted
>Fairly close to the rest of Asia so travelling is made much easier
>Pretty decent nature for hiking (something I enjoy)
>Public transport is second to none, so don't have to splash out on a car
I'm giving myself 2 years to get the hell out of Dodge and move my ass there.
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You're just a white nigger
Just accept the nature of being 3rd world when living there
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Japan's economy have been in recession for about 20 years. If you want to move to a stagnating society, then sure thing, OP. Oh, and you must be a qualified specialist with a degree (no carpenters or plumbers, sorry) or start a successful business in Japan to be eligible to live there.
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>>35586409
>Anyone else want to move to Japan so fucking bad?
I will soon
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How could anyone willfully masturbate over Hitomi Tanaka when Fuko exists?
>Cuter smile
>Younger than Tanaka
>Bigger tits that are less lopsided
>No alien face
>Thick
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>>35586354
Wasn't she fat?
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>>35586354
her lack of hips and ass is worrisome
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>>35586354
>460x626
Yeah nah
I did it! I finally got a girlfriend.
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She will for sure cheat on you eventually. I learned the hard way.
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>>35586351
Still be worth the experience.
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>>35586358
Atleast Im on the path to success
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What is it that makes me a living thing? How do i undo this thing so that i can die? Im a scared little bitch when it comes to pain, but i still for the life of me (kek) love death. I want to die! To die is freedom from Being itself! But my bodies hardwired biological computer programming refuses to allow me to eradicate myself so now i am here. What the fuck do i do? WWHT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW?
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Holy shit
is he ok?
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>>35586306
No, you can literally see his fucking eyeball hanging there
But back to OP's thread topic
Wtf are you supposed to do? Just sit and suffer? Is there a joke im not getting? IS SUFFERING SUPPOSED TO ME FUN?!
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>>35586335
What are you talking about? He looks a bit down on his luck, but he's going to be fine.
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>get a gf
>she smells
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>>35586236
what did you expect? her smelling like perfume and rainbows all the time?
also, leave.
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>>35586236
Girls smell like Kaka
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>>35586236
>gf is really chubby
>actually fucking smells good
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who else /bearded/ here?
>feelsbrettygoodman
not my beard in pic but still related
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You can't be a robot if you can grow a beard that looks decent.
Leave now.
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>tfw clean-shave
feelsevenbetterman
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>>35586248
I grow a beard to hide my ugly face. I'm still ugly with a beard though.
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You Rage You Lose, Normie Edition. I just got some OC for you guys
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>>35586166
When he said I would understand when I was older I was 26
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>>35586183
Something I don't get is that they are insulting me for living my life the way that makes me happy. It's not perfect but sure it's definitely better then other lifestyles in my opinion
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>Heh... Another internet argument won on youtube... that'll show those fucking normies...
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Roll call for lunglets 2017-03-17 07:57:03 Post No.35586084
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>age
>country
>brand
>how many/day
>years smoking
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18
USA
Lucky Strike if I can get them, Marlboro if I can't
like 1/2 pack
since the summer
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>>35586084
>24
>Lithuania
>Marlboro golds
>around 6
>1.5
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>>35586084
22
usa
winston
5-10
on and off since I was 17 like I'd quit for a year than start again shit